Possible best surfboard shaper in the world debuts new Cool Mom Fab look.
I made my name in this surf game not caring. Writing what I felt, writing my first addled impression without connection to the levers of “cool” or “surf prestige”, and my first addled impression of Matt Biolos’s …Lost transitioning to energy drinks, some two decades ago was …silly.
I wrote something about him liking little boys.
Unfounded, incorrect, absolutely rude and not even related to anything but he was kind enough to call my then, and now, muse Derek Rielly to say, “What the fuck?
Derek told me I should go down and talk with Matt, stifling a giggle.
I did and thought Matt might like Pick Up Stix (fake pan-Asian cuisine one tiny step up from Panda Express) so brought some.
Matt said, “Why did you write that I like little boys?”
I said, “Because I thought it was funny. I was wrong.”
Then we transitioned to talking about World War II.
I loved Matt Biolos from that moment on.
Willing to take surfing’s idiocy on the chin and not care because ain’t that the best of us?
An un-serious take on life?
A funny-if-wrong view?
Well, Matt has recently transitioned his heretofore iconic style by dying his hair and embracing a new look in the new and reportedly wonderful Andy Irons warm-over.
Fabulous?
Maybe.
Via Instagram:
“Is it just me or does Matt look like the cool mom that will let everyone drink at the house as long as no one’s driving?”
Matt?
Pick Up Stix or…. your call. Because you totally do.
Ha!