"KARMA got you and you totally deserved it…"
Kirra Point, once the greatest wave in the world but now languishing in the lower teens after losing its sand to Snapper Rocks a couple of decades back, turned on its best waves since 1994 yesterday.
Lucky Gold Coast surfers, of which there are many, thrilled to four-to-six feet of east swell, Kirra organising the lines into these wonderful green funnels.
And Mitch Parkinson, cuz to Joel, son of hotshot eighties shredder Darryl, star of BeachGrit’s surfboard test series, rode the wave of the day, a tube filmmaker Justin Gane said had the potential to be one of the greatest rides ever ridden at Kirra – at least twenty-five seconds in the hole.
Of course, as vision shows, Mitch’s adventure was abbreviated when a man fell out of the air and into Mitch’s trajectory. Opinion was unanimous online, the drop-in a piece of cutthroat savagery etc.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNW7fChjq-l/
Now, photographer Aaron Pierce has squared up to Mitch by claiming the act was karmic rebuttal.
Mitch getting drooped in on is KARMA as he himself dropped in on a guy about to get barrelled at the start of the wave before all the videos show! Even worse is a few frames before the shot above I zoomed in and Mitch is looking straight at the poor guy so he did see him, that’s poor sportsmanship and feckn selfish. Sure Mitch’s barrel was impressive and the other guy shouldn’t have dropped in on him as there was probably another 5 seconds at least left in that barrel but it wasn’t Mitch’s wave to have. I have a policy no matter who it is if someone drops in their photos of them getting barrelled will never see the light of day and most likely get deleted, it’s unfortunate as there’s some cracking shots especially a few frames after the shot above is such a heavy line up shot with Mitch pulling in. Too much of this is going on and surfers need to sort this out somehow but how can it be sorted when surfers like Mitch that kids look up to keep doing it and getting away with it, this time though KARMA got you and you totally deserved it, it’s not as though there’s no waves after this one!
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And the way that guy was surfing he would’ve had a good chance making those barrels too, Mitch stole possibly the best wave of his life off him!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNYDwGenSY5/
When I call Mitch, who is twenty-five, he is watching Kirra from his car alongside girlfriend Bonnie-Lou Coffey, the youngest sister in the four-pack of girls and one boy.
Mitch says he has no idea who the photographer is and dismisses Pierce as “another keyboard warrior.”
Did you look at man inside tube, destined for greatness, perhaps, and take-off regardless?
“Did I see him? Yeah, he was way too deep. He was on a seven-foot board and old mate didn’t have buckleys of making it. He didn’t make it around the first section and he straightened out.”
Mitch says the wave was the best wave he’s ever had at Kirra, “one of those proper long, crazy lines. I’ll probably have to wait another ten years for one of those.”
To the drop-in that ended his ride, Mitch says he was screaming at the interloper while in the tube and that “it was such a fucking good wave. It was heartbreaking for me to watch the clip after.”
The man, he says, was apologetic, knew he’d fucked up.
“He was back-pedalling as soon as he came up, saying, ‘I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it!’ I was still stoked to make it as far as I did, I wasn’t all that angry. I was kinda just shocked that I made it out next to him. I told him to fuck off and that was it. I almost felt bad for being angry at him, he was so rattled.”
Did he hunt man down, beat hell out of?
“It’s all good, fuck, life goes on,” he says.
The best part for me was reading the apoplectic rantings of some Gold Coast local (n__.diamond) on Swellnet’s instagram feed. Laugh? I almost soiled myself.
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Darryl”Deep”Parkinson,natural footer!
Best part of this story is the author exposing his unbridled ignorance. Kirra was at its best in past decades because it was in an eroded state….there is now, and forever will be, too much sand for the wave to follow its optimum line. As the littoral sand drift flows north how could Snapper have stolen Kirra’s sand you idiot! And we all got a belly laugh when you labelled uncle Darry a goofy-footer!! Maybe time to take up another career!
Generally competence and tenure, in my experience.
That principal seems to apply in Aus more than the US. In the US, the pecking order always seems to be peckers first.
That’s some serious shithousery. Mitch and his fams spread nothing but good vibes in the water. Thoughts and prayers 🙏 Mitch.
I just want know more about jjf yacht?
Really, now the Gold Coast suffers generation drop in cunts?
We should all crowd found a apartment at snapper for world’s biggest dickhead drop in because all his $$$
Up his arm it went
Tom Carroll!
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Everything functions best that way
I was out that arvo and saw 2 fights in the water and some cunt trying to drown an asian dude, might have succeded without the intervention of another guy who told him to “ease up” I mean murdering someone for dropping in is going a little too far.
The drowner then chased the guy who told him to stop up to Snapper.
Every wave had four cunts on it.
It is a complete circus.
Why hasn’t Mitch had a red hot crack at qualifiying, he’s that good but I think time has passed him by…
Did ya get a good one?
Got two keepers.
👍
It only take one..
Won a couple of QS’s, too. Taiwan, Sri Lanka.
Where’s Balls McLongdick?
He wanted help with a name for his traction company, and I’ve had a stroke of genius.
While cleaning up I also had a great idea for the name.
Vinegar stroke?
Sounds like a SUP brand trying to be edgy.
I’m here I’m just not an oz cunt and my barrels are nothing like this so I figured I’d sit this one out. Interested tho…
They definitely have a different way in Oz.
You really got a traction co in want of a name or was it a joke?
Seriously 50 50 I’m actually running samples this week for the first time, been doing fins for a bit but figured I’d throw some shit at the wall and order a few hundred units of something I whipped up
I droop in the toilet all the time. Life does indeed go on. Also how come photog @ stab and carve but not BG? Kook.
The guy was splitting the peak, never heard of a Kirra left?
Hi Dingo!
I think so, yes.
Is Eugene the brother your mother never told you about?
I was on his side till I saw his girlfriend’s a double-named Coffey hillbilly.
Though he’s only a youngster so it’s probably just a stage he’s going through…
there’s a part of me that whimsically appreciates the very huge gap in Australian vs American acts of public violence. Trust me; I’m not necessarily or remotely a fan of the American way: manifested terrifyingly in mass shootings, et alius.
But whomever posts gripes and fights and virtue signals via the channels illustrated above is a verifiable PUSSY.
signed,
a man who has just posted and griped. but c’mon australia. i blame you. where’s your silver strand fight club? you got your down under asses some instagram white snubs. in your face!
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can i pre-order one in the 150lb weight class? i think that’s about 65-70kgs??
Can i purchase some of the aluminium timber boards also pls
That’s fucked Dez. Crew neck? Seriously? V-neck mate!!! (xl plz)
High crew necks, made for the proletariat.
Rules me out. No Calluses here…
Strand is strictly high neck crew.
Any chance stealing the Windansea logo will get Joel so boned up he’ll head up there for a match? I’m sure they’d welcome him with open arms.
Hey man, nothing wrong with being a pussy. The worst guys are the guys that think they’re assholes but they’re really just pussies deep down. Know thyself!
Could have made it if he stayed in the barrel
Matt Johnson could have made it.
Until “the Masochist” put his head in the oven for a go..
he secretly wanted to get burned cuz he knew he was remiss on his squats in the gym and throwing weighted balls against walls and not jiggling big ropes with his forearms and not running across underwater sandbars with heavy rocks and not eating acai bowls and not on his peloton and then after all that definitely not downloading a mindfulness app to get his/her head ready for the upcoming tennis elimination round
Fuck that. You spend your life earning your stripes at a break like Kirra exactly so you have right of way on those waves. If it was someone above Mitch in the pecking order that he dropped in on, I’m sure he will sort it out with him. If not, just enjoy the view.
sort it out, OFF line. yeah?
Your life? Cunts 20 summin..
Other variable of course being talent.,
lol… his nothing to nobody.
There are ppl 4 xhis age up here. That can surf better!
What’s his name?
Don’t bother… dime a dozens
He lives in Logan yeah???
I live here.your life long pecking order blew away long, long ago.
I welcome some blowin from Newcastle to explain my local better, dickhead?
These self appointed legends need to understand.
Sure you can surf but how will you feel when eventually you end up with given a broken jaw on the beach and spend a year eating via a straw?
And your beat down will be filmed.
And likely be very very popular on you tube!!!!
Karma is a bitch.
Only take what you can take back
# s special shout to occ…que high pitched girly squeak in the line up “ occy wave, occys wave”
Sarge cock sucking weirdo
That’s a bit hard to follow. Does this mean you don’t like surfads?
I think it means he likes to suck cock?
Must be related to Bex
Gets a 7 second barrel and complains. Fuck off!
Karma indeed! LOL
That wave seemed to break the whole way up the east coast. Where did it originate, who surfed it very first?
Let’s cross to samwaters to get an overview about mainstream surfing vibe origins “etc”.
Harsh but fair!