"Yeah, twenty apiece. It's really happening!"

You’re-a-lady-now: World #25 WSL surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey introduces just-turned-18 sister to XXX-subscriber only website: “Bonnie and I are getting naughty with each other today…”

Welcome to womanhood, Bonnnie-Lou Coffey…

Amid much fanfare, the alternately sexually abused and joyfully promiscuous Ellie-Jean Coffey has brought her youngest sister, Bonnie-Lou, who has just turned eighteen, into the XXX-strip-for-cash game. 

EJ, you’ll remember from our recent flurry of mining-tits-for-clicks activity including, “QUEEN OF SURFING ELLIE-JEAN COFFEY LAUNCHES SEXY SUBSCRIBER-ONLY WEBSITE: “NIPPLE EXXXPOSED, COMPLETELY TOPLESS WITH MY LEGS SPREAD OPEN”

SURFING’S I-AM-WOMAN-HEAR-ME-ROAR MOMENT: WSL SURF STAR ELLIE JEAN COFFEY DESCRIBES PIVOT TO XXX-RATED SUBSCRIBER SERVICE AS “LIBERATING” AND SAYS “IT EMPOWERS ME TO MOTIVATE OTHER WOMEN TO NOT LIMIT THEMSELVES IN FEAR OF OTHERS’ OPINIONS.

PAYBACK: WORLD #25 SURFER MONETISES TOXIC MALE DESIRE AFTER ENDURING “YEARS OF ABUSE” AND “MISOGYNY” BY “MALE DOMINATED (SURF) INDUSTRY”

WORLD #25 WSL SURFER-TURNED-PORN-MAVEN ELLIE-JEAN COFFEY RELEASES BOMBSHELL CLAIMS AGAINST SURF INDUSTRY: “I WAS SPAT ON!”

FANS OF #25 WSL SURFER ELLIE-JEAN COFFEY EXPLODE ON REDDIT, “I JUST PAID $85 FOR HER “PRIVATE XXX SHOWER VIDEO WITH MY NIPPLES SHOWING”. HER NIPPLES ARE NOT VISIBLE AT ALL!”

You’ll also remember EJ’s twenty-two-year-old sis Holly-Daze debuting her own XXX site, her offerings including, “Bare pussy and topless”, “nipples poking through my top as I get into messy sucking” and “Close up on my (cat emoji) and (peach emoji) completely topless (purple devil emoji), rub it in daddy.”

Bonnie-Lou Coffey is the youngest sister in the four-pack of girls and one boy, and in her final year of high school.

Her Instagram account has almost half-a-million followers and many dedicated fans. 

In a recent post, Bonnie-Lou asked who would like to go on a double-date with her and a pal. 

“How much for you two to kiss? Perhaps throw a few fingers in each other too?” wrote one.

“I’ll take the 18 year old,” said another. 

BL’s debut with her big sister promises “naughty behaviour”. 

Looting?

Burning? 

Or something far more sinister?

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Les Grossman
Les Grossman
5 years ago

Oh their daddy must be so proud of his spawn… mommy too

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

I was gonna call myself Reverse Patrice Lumumba but you probably wouldn’t get that reference either. Chill out dude.

Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

I don’t have that problem since I am a paying customer.

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
5 years ago

Soon to be unemployment pro surfers are taking notes

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

More of an old school core Coffey fan here. EJ all the way! Bonnie be doing too many spins and airs. Tacky.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
5 years ago

Id like to see that attention seeking Flick Parameter trump this one , they got her in a combo situation.

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

With so much free porn available of every flavor, it’s pure moxie that these chubby girls with Fred Flinstone feet think they’re going to sucker surfers into their lair.

SectionSB
SectionSB
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

…you must be using that closeup function to see them callouses! Flintstone feet!! haha Winner

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Given the heat on reddit, I think sturdy feet are popular with the hip jerkers.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago

Yawn.
Cavvy (RIP) came up with that one years ago. Why u so 0/10?

GiGi
GiGi
5 years ago

Haha…. I just consider myself fabulous…. and a brunch lover… sprinkle in a show tune and I’m flying !!! An inspired VONR is awesome… no offense bro…..

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago

Oh, my.
Are you unwell? Stricken by a private sorrow? Haven’t had your morning coffee yet?

We expect better than this from our favorite gorilla.
Son, I am dissapoint.

GiGi
GiGi
5 years ago

damn dude…. i mean, yr right, but if you need a hug, subscribe. theres gotta be a price for that ,,,,,,

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

inspired VONR…. heeheheeeeeee

Hippy
Hippy
5 years ago

Seriously Derek, this is such a train wreck.

Wow, just wow. Pimping out your sister (s) and I wonder if good ol Dad is orchestrating/filming?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I think a beautiful expression of liberty.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

Being slutty is sexy and free. Beautiful.

Snowbored
Snowbored
5 years ago

Hahaha. I put the stimulus in stimulus check……

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
5 years ago

If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. Incest is best?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

The family that lays together, stays together!

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
5 years ago

Translation: since your own “girl” is most likely an ugly beast, you’re at the very front of the pay-to-wank line. Ellie approves!

joeys nosegard
joeys nosegard
5 years ago

I was gunna criticise BG for bullying the girls. God help us testosterone fueled boys if we had vaginas instead of dicks in our 20’s. We’d have been been gang banging every night until our raw bits scabbed back over. Then gone again. So my sympathy was with the girls until i booked them on escortsandbabes.com for special 6 hand massage with happy ending and COT, or COB, COF or CIM.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Well you can blame Bruce Brown for the nic I suppose. And no, I am not Greg Noll.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

The COVID Year at Beach Grit.
Sharks
Shark
Coffey
Shark
Coffey
Shark
Coffeys
Shark

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Jumping the shark/Coffey table?

SectionSB
SectionSB
5 years ago

anything but ke11y is ok!!

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

What happened to Laird?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

He got creamered.

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago

You missed “wave pool”

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

I kind of blanked out for a second there and couldn’t get beyond Coffey and sharks for the third…

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago

Hahahahahaha fuck yeah gettem


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