Welcome to womanhood, Bonnnie-Lou Coffey…
Amid much fanfare, the alternately sexually abused and joyfully promiscuous Ellie-Jean Coffey has brought her youngest sister, Bonnie-Lou, who has just turned eighteen, into the XXX-strip-for-cash game.
EJ, you’ll remember from our recent flurry of mining-tits-for-clicks activity including, “QUEEN OF SURFING ELLIE-JEAN COFFEY LAUNCHES SEXY SUBSCRIBER-ONLY WEBSITE: “NIPPLE EXXXPOSED, COMPLETELY TOPLESS WITH MY LEGS SPREAD OPEN”
PAYBACK: WORLD #25 SURFER MONETISES TOXIC MALE DESIRE AFTER ENDURING “YEARS OF ABUSE” AND “MISOGYNY” BY “MALE DOMINATED (SURF) INDUSTRY”
You’ll also remember EJ’s twenty-two-year-old sis Holly-Daze debuting her own XXX site, her offerings including, “Bare pussy and topless”, “nipples poking through my top as I get into messy sucking” and “Close up on my (cat emoji) and (peach emoji) completely topless (purple devil emoji), rub it in daddy.”
Bonnie-Lou Coffey is the youngest sister in the four-pack of girls and one boy, and in her final year of high school.
Her Instagram account has almost half-a-million followers and many dedicated fans.
In a recent post, Bonnie-Lou asked who would like to go on a double-date with her and a pal.
“How much for you two to kiss? Perhaps throw a few fingers in each other too?” wrote one.
“I’ll take the 18 year old,” said another.
BL’s debut with her big sister promises “naughty behaviour”.
Looting?
Burning?
Or something far more sinister?
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Oh their daddy must be so proud of his spawn… mommy too
I was gonna call myself Reverse Patrice Lumumba but you probably wouldn’t get that reference either. Chill out dude.
I don’t have that problem since I am a paying customer.
Soon to be unemployment pro surfers are taking notes
More of an old school core Coffey fan here. EJ all the way! Bonnie be doing too many spins and airs. Tacky.
Id like to see that attention seeking Flick Parameter trump this one , they got her in a combo situation.
With so much free porn available of every flavor, it’s pure moxie that these chubby girls with Fred Flinstone feet think they’re going to sucker surfers into their lair.
…you must be using that closeup function to see them callouses! Flintstone feet!! haha Winner
Given the heat on reddit, I think sturdy feet are popular with the hip jerkers.
Yawn.
Cavvy (RIP) came up with that one years ago. Why u so 0/10?
Haha…. I just consider myself fabulous…. and a brunch lover… sprinkle in a show tune and I’m flying !!! An inspired VONR is awesome… no offense bro…..
Oh, my.
Are you unwell? Stricken by a private sorrow? Haven’t had your morning coffee yet?
We expect better than this from our favorite gorilla.
Son, I am dissapoint.
damn dude…. i mean, yr right, but if you need a hug, subscribe. theres gotta be a price for that ,,,,,,
inspired VONR…. heeheheeeeeee
Seriously Derek, this is such a train wreck.
Wow, just wow. Pimping out your sister (s) and I wonder if good ol Dad is orchestrating/filming?
I think a beautiful expression of liberty.
Being slutty is sexy and free. Beautiful.
Hahaha. I put the stimulus in stimulus check……
If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. Incest is best?
The family that lays together, stays together!
Translation: since your own “girl” is most likely an ugly beast, you’re at the very front of the pay-to-wank line. Ellie approves!
I was gunna criticise BG for bullying the girls. God help us testosterone fueled boys if we had vaginas instead of dicks in our 20’s. We’d have been been gang banging every night until our raw bits scabbed back over. Then gone again. So my sympathy was with the girls until i booked them on escortsandbabes.com for special 6 hand massage with happy ending and COT, or COB, COF or CIM.
Well you can blame Bruce Brown for the nic I suppose. And no, I am not Greg Noll.
The COVID Year at Beach Grit.
Sharks
Shark
Coffey
Shark
Coffey
Shark
Coffeys
Shark
Jumping the shark/Coffey table?
anything but ke11y is ok!!
What happened to Laird?
He got creamered.
You missed “wave pool”
I kind of blanked out for a second there and couldn’t get beyond Coffey and sharks for the third…
Hahahahahaha fuck yeah gettem