Important developments…
Four days ago, the former world #25 WSL surfer, Ellie-Jean Coffey, spoke to the Rupert Murdoch site news.com.au of abuse in the “toxic”, “misogynistic” and “male-dominated surf industry.”
The accusations were vague enough to accuse everyone and no one and a compelling pointer to her XXX-subscriber-only website where, for money beyond the ten dollars a month subscriber fee, lonely men might access posts such as “Blowjob doggystyle… my favourite position while sucking (lips and eggplant emoji)” and “NIPPLES and PUSSY. Full NUDE in the shower.”
Another post beckons, “CUM to me daddy.”
Today, via Instagram and in three seperate videos, Coffey goes into detail of the horrors suffered, which you can watch below.
(Part one, “I was spat on!”)
(Part two, eight-minute diatribe, “I was constantly subjected to dangerous situations.”)
(Part three, tearful attack on surf industry, relatively vague but emotional, with neat segue into porn site: “There’s a part of me that’s always been sexual or promiscuous… I think you’ve all seen that. It’s good to share that with people and have one-on-one chats. It’s brought me happiness.”)
More as it CUMS.
But more importantly,what is her view on Shark mitigation?
Alligator tears.
Fuck, what I would pay for a decent shark story.
They say Stuart Bedford Brown had a good sideline modeling wetsuits in Sydney gay clubs back in the day.
“She told daddy to cum, but he was already there”
Didnt she steal that off ACDC
Yeah it took me two days and a bad hangover to come up with that…i mean, cum up with that
This family isn’t even good at grifting geez. Just sad and pathetic all around. Can we let them fade into non-existence?
Until she names names I’m suspicious. I hate I’m that jaded but the world is a fucked up place and trust is hard to cum by.
With people like biolos part of the industry, what do you expect? The industry is filled with fucking idiots.
(Web) Camera got them images
Camera got them all
Nothing’s Shocking
Showed me everything
Sex is violent
Spat is lubricant?
How is she going to monetise the “abuse/dereliction” (other than by producing more content) now that she’s made the complaints public? Assessment must be that there’s more to be made from selling content than pursuing a claim for abuse/etc. Which tends to the conclusion that the abuse allegations are bullshit or insupportable or trivial at best.
Interesting points. As a minor ( at the time )she has rights that if explored could amount too huge $$$ pay out.
Than the statement that gay men and women are discriminated against in there livelihood is a whole other huge illegal activity by the surf media/industry, WSL.
Given the WSL is so woke for equality and the sports governing body it’s strange they haven’t made a statement?
Poor Ziff, another lawsuit!
Who is she?
Pro surfing to porno , seems like a career move that makes sense, if everything you live for in life is just to be filmed and get likes .
Just dont cry about it afterwards, plenty of respectable work choice out there for normal folk
and who lets their 14 years old daughter go off on surf trips with strangers anyhow?
She was either enamoured by her own cleavage or constantly looking down at some kind of prepared script.
I don’t even remember this skank. She’s just doing a Bindi Paxton and trying to get famous.
She won a big QS 6000 Surfest ( Newcastle ) in 2013 but it seems , at least competitively , and possibly in other aspects of her life , has gone downhill since .
Had a week off BG and I return to this! Coffey motivates me and empowers me.
It also dilates the sphincter and helps you shit ….. oops I thought you said coffee .
Ha! Looks like I missed out on a lot in a week.
CUM on man!!!!
Sad if true name the pricks – get a bit more coin!!!
Market the porn with all sisters together
Cant script this?????
The whole Coffey show been coming for a long time
Get as much coin as family can through porn – there is 4 or 5 sisters right???
Then get on speaking circuit for female self empowerment and self esteem
Fade into obscurity
I wish them well
I have a feeling she’ll be suing the web hosts and the pervs that watched her on it.
“It was so degrading, they treated me like a piece of meet, men with choads squirting at the cam, etc”
Does Derek own shares in the Ellie Jean juggernaut? Would seem like more cash for comments than John Laws and fucken Valvoline. Give it a rest already.
Some advice for Ellie: get a real fucken job
She and the family are going for the retro lawsuit of repressed abuse.
Yous fucked me up and now I’m whoring myself out because now yous aren’t paying sponsorship anymore ! I took your money for years but now I’m a female victim of your misogynistic systematic abuse. Bald peach available $100.
Exactly
All she needs to do is book into rehab early next year and it proves how much they destroyed this young women’s life and she deserves compensation for there lack of duty of care towards a employee.
Repressed memories, satanic panic, used as a sex slave, etc. its cumming and will dominate the news cycles.
If half of its true Gordon Merchant could be very worried.
For the fourth (or is it the fifth time) go straight to the comments!
She could get a Sponno from Dirty hair Dave and the SPIT poddy.
Pony up Dave, you might get a free hand shandy!!
I heard he was one of the first $10 subscribers.
I’m can’t wait till a VHS tape of her online antics gets passed around.
Prolly on a torrent already.
Torrent, paywave?
What year is this?
Last time I handed over a vhs tape to a client was about 2009.
So yea, it’s 2009, bex
When I was 43, it was a very good year.
I have that year coming in hot! Any sage advice for me?
Sir Bex : House of Snark.
At 42 I went for another OS adventure and came back 3 years later with a wife
Owwwee once they open the goddam border I’m outta here with the same plan. Thanks Sir Bex
I left Australia at 26 , and finally found a wife at 45 …. don’t be in too much of hurry , it happens , like good waves , when it happens …. the best advise I can offer you is straight white teeth help …. with age !
haha great advice Bicko, I sometimes ponder my 20’s and 30’s and am damn stoked I lived em well! Glad to hear you found happiness! I recently had a clean and my dentist was impressed considering it had been years since my last appointment. A nice whitening next appointment is now on the cards.
Turning 40 isn’t a big deal cuz you’re still feeling young. When you’re 49 and 50 is looming, your back hurts and feel like shit half the time and you’re dreading being in the 50s. Then it’s over and it’s a huge relief.
Happy birthday in advance, WP!
Thanks for the heads up! My back is already fucking with me daily.
I‘ve still got a few good months til 4-3!
I would’ve been 40 that year. Had a hell of a surprise birthday party. But 43 was when the back and knee shit the bed.
The Surprise … you are paying ! …I’m sure you had a ball !
Not too much, it was at a friends Italian villa replica, could’ve opened a bar with all the liquor I copped!
For some reason this scene from the Simpsons came to mind ….
“Beer , but how did you know ? “
https://youtu.be/rgOfAgFJktI
Mimi Mac style ?
Yes!
I got a look at that
Quite thrilling for the times
Not really.
Always think the idea of porn is more thrilling than watching it … and if one is going through tough times the daily wank , using one’s past glory or imagination , can be the highlight of the day .
you guys remind me how lucky I am to make it this far..
so many tasteless and insensitive comments here. two thumbs up.
She mentions being a surfer and being put into dangerous situations, but ironically will be attracting way more ill-intentioned creeps with her new profession.