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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 10 hours ago Cheers, matey. He’s going to be forced off his arse real soon …. Hahahahar
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago Got any openings for a layabout ? young astro just returned from Spain and needs a job ….
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 14 hours ago No no I meant that was a sitter for an AI generated copy n paste from Aunty Joan. One of his specialties !
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 16 hours ago Congrats, JJJ. Bonus votes for stealing a post from Aunt Semen Cunt!
• On Feminist who cheered Nova massacre shames surf icon with decade-old screenshot of private message, 18 hours ago *blind kiwiettes tftfy matey
• On Chonky VALs self-conscious after The Economist pictures Donald Trump as one of them on cover of latest issue, 3 days ago lol. Never forgive never forget hahahahar
• On Chonky VALs self-conscious after The Economist pictures Donald Trump as one of them on cover of latest issue, 3 days ago It’s gods work you’re doing, B!
• On Misanthropic South Bay surfers rejoice as Waymo expands to El Segundo, Redondo and Manhattan Beach, 4 days ago Sensible girl. Ya did good Dane !
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago Didn’t realise ! Hahahahar hypocritical mofo. Just another shithead.
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago Hahahahahar qft !
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago Couple or three breaks different surf cam coys have tried over here, too. Gets expensive replacing them …
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago Roflmao. Stupe and Joan Semen Cunt sounds like a match. They’d be perfect for each other. Gouging and scrabbling in the dirt doing bizniz
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago A daily reminder forever is a damn good way to start !
• On Left-leaning U.S. surfers wobbly-knee’d and exhausted after shredding pumping “blue wave”, 5 days ago He might hold on to his manufactured claims but he is flat out confirming to the world that he’s really a Giant Fucken Wanker. Congrats fuckface - You Win !
• On Southern California surfers boil like hippos in tanks as ocean reaches record breaking temps, 6 days ago Ive heard the surf break was originally called Davo’s.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 7 days ago Spruiking shit from the water is a new low. Fucken hell
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 7 days ago Has Auntie Joan hijacked your account?
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 7 days ago You wouldn’t know a storyline if it bit you on the arse, jess
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 7 days ago Progressive !
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 7 days ago Finals Day - brought to you by SurfExploit ! “If ya can’t bullshit em then bore em to death with evidentiary claims.”