Queen of surfing Ellie-Jean Coffey launches sexy subscriber-only website: “Nipple exxxposed, completely topless with my legs spread open”

Buy a ten-dollar a month subscription to examine noted goofyfooter from various angles…

Pro surfing ain’t what it used to be. Where rivers of gold once flowed, these mighty torrents have slowed to barely a trickle.

And, even with a million followers like van-life goofyfoter Ellie-Jean Coffey, who is twenty-five and living in a caravan of family travellers, the truth is a gal can’t eat likes.

Therefore, it may not be completely surprising that EJ has turned to a paid-subscriber model, offering “uncensored content, private chat and more.”

A bounty of forbidden treats.

Uncensored content includes, “Nipple exposed… completely topless with my legs spread open”, “Wish you were holding my hand while I sip this wine giving you an upskirt view with no panties”, “More upskirt action… no panties and my plump (peach emoji) fully exposed”, “Grabbing my boob with legs spread in lingerie.”

Private chat, I’m guessing, borders on the not-safe-for-work side of things.

Buy a ten-dollar a month subscription to examine EJ from various angles here. 

EJ, you may remember, caused much tabloid sorrow last year when she was the subject of a “lewd ambush” by the author of the best-selling biography of prime minister Bob Hawke. 

A terrible episode.

Enjoy the original interview that gave tabloid readers the vapours here.

Everyone mining tits for clicks, as they say.

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Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
6 years ago

Drugs are expensive

commenter
commenter
6 years ago

“goofyfooter” not “goofyfoter”

Australia can invent Wi Fi but can’t afford spell checkers?

This guy is correct: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

I need photos of you vomiting, or proving to me you know how to clean up after.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
6 years ago

What’s the market like for a dad bod and a medium sized penis. Asking for a friend.

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
6 years ago

Unreal Gidget has gone full circle , i hope she continues to identify as a female pro surfer just so so fucken perfect.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Yup, I suppose it’s time I started one too. Private views of my channel bottom.

Those here who have met me in person will vouch for my sleek virile profile and delicate sultry vocal range.

I’ll be wearing the latest HURLULEY ‘petrol-station’ lingerie range exclusively.

BG commenters will get a 10% discount.

Tom
Tom
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Will you be flaunting the full “fly eyes’ Hurluley male G banger you were mentioning?

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I’ll take requests, honey.

Anything for a buck or two.

I’ll also be posing with my craft offerings (foam mirrors, knitted wax bags etc) as a sort of Porn-Etsy offering.

I’m sure it will ‘take off’.

See what I did there?

Eh?

‘Take off’

See?

Eh?

(Wink wink)

(Please don’t ban me Negs)

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Cool light …..and Juxtaposition
Now please put the lid back on the Esky .The Beers wont get colder !

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

I was so disappointed when , for once , I read the article and found out to my horror , that it was not the former head of the UN Kofi Anan or Billie Jean but Ellie Jean Coffey and she was not actually advertising inflatable tanned bike racks , which , as a surfer , I really need !
So many new surf related products since Laird came along …. I just can’t keep up ?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

She appears to be a very wholesome young lass, no doubt from an upstanding family…

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

My first thought was not surprised – was always going to happen. Every backhand surf photo was gratuitous box shot
Second thought was when are the other sisters joining – is the youngest over 18?
Thirdly was this scripted by parents from day dot – probs yes!!!

DavidC
DavidC
6 years ago

I guess when you think about it where else are the coffeys going to go – their surfing sucks, they’ve bending over while daddy takes shots for ever – there’s nothing left!

DavidC
DavidC
6 years ago

My first thought was go straight to the comments!

W.D. Woodcock
W.D. Woodcock
6 years ago

The search engines will have this shít in a matter of hours…for free.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago
Reply to  W.D. Woodcock

4c(h(a(n
They love a challenge!

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

Do you reckon she is going to get more blokes to part with their cash than Charlie and Derek’s manscaping campaign?

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

Derek please tell me this family are not all still sharing that van together…thats just creepy

I did wonder what daddy thought of it all…maybe he subscribes?

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

And smelly.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

These days when I open Beach Grit I don’t know if I’ll laugh, cry or start jerking off.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

I’m not sure I wanna know how you respond to my comments

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

You seem like a typical sandgroper.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Head down – bum up … is that a clue?

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Too much?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Bumup, that near yallingup?

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
6 years ago

Sounds closer to Manly to me

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

It’s just south.

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
6 years ago

It’s possible to all 3 simultaneously. Challenging but possible.

Arn Anderson
Arn Anderson
6 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

I respect a man who down-votes his own comments.

J H
J H
6 years ago

Multi-tasking is the future, Bex.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

See what the surf industry collapse is doing to QS warriors?

Maybe industry fallen too… anyone know if Ben Marcus is stripping in private chat? Derek?

Man needs to eat.

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Would not surprise me if Sam AND Matt George had a site together.

Like Jeff Gannon.

Heysoos
Heysoos
6 years ago

I sprayed my morning coffey everywhere

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Socks?

She’s going to realize soon that the competition for porn actress is prolly harder than the QS especially if you’re piece mealing your nudity.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

WSL could learn from miss coffey,
Man on man heat. Woman on man, woman on women, no elimination 3somes etc

J H
J H
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Not to be crude but…she’s currently competing with the prolapse crowd.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

She looks sad.
That’s not sexy.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Femme qui rit , femme au lit
Make em laugh , then in the bath ….

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago

Not a fan of the “just got out of the shower, with fresh makeup and hair done” look! My Women know to leave the makeup in the drawer for public endeavors. It just makes cleanup more of a challenge.


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