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Pro surfing ain’t what it used to be. Where rivers of gold once flowed, these mighty torrents have slowed to barely a trickle.
And, even with a million followers like van-life goofyfoter Ellie-Jean Coffey, who is twenty-five and living in a caravan of family travellers, the truth is a gal can’t eat likes.
Therefore, it may not be completely surprising that EJ has turned to a paid-subscriber model, offering “uncensored content, private chat and more.”
A bounty of forbidden treats.
Uncensored content includes, “Nipple exposed… completely topless with my legs spread open”, “Wish you were holding my hand while I sip this wine giving you an upskirt view with no panties”, “More upskirt action… no panties and my plump (peach emoji) fully exposed”, “Grabbing my boob with legs spread in lingerie.”
Private chat, I’m guessing, borders on the not-safe-for-work side of things.
Buy a ten-dollar a month subscription to examine EJ from various angles here.
EJ, you may remember, caused much tabloid sorrow last year when she was the subject of a “lewd ambush” by the author of the best-selling biography of prime minister Bob Hawke.
A terrible episode.
Enjoy the original interview that gave tabloid readers the vapours here.
Everyone mining tits for clicks, as they say.
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Drugs are expensive
“goofyfooter” not “goofyfoter”
Australia can invent Wi Fi but can’t afford spell checkers?
This guy is correct: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
I need photos of you vomiting, or proving to me you know how to clean up after.
What’s the market like for a dad bod and a medium sized penis. Asking for a friend.
Unreal Gidget has gone full circle , i hope she continues to identify as a female pro surfer just so so fucken perfect.
Yup, I suppose it’s time I started one too. Private views of my channel bottom.
Those here who have met me in person will vouch for my sleek virile profile and delicate sultry vocal range.
I’ll be wearing the latest HURLULEY ‘petrol-station’ lingerie range exclusively.
BG commenters will get a 10% discount.
Will you be flaunting the full “fly eyes’ Hurluley male G banger you were mentioning?
I’ll take requests, honey.
Anything for a buck or two.
I’ll also be posing with my craft offerings (foam mirrors, knitted wax bags etc) as a sort of Porn-Etsy offering.
I’m sure it will ‘take off’.
See what I did there?
Eh?
‘Take off’
See?
Eh?
(Wink wink)
(Please don’t ban me Negs)
Cool light …..and Juxtaposition
Now please put the lid back on the Esky .The Beers wont get colder !
I was so disappointed when , for once , I read the article and found out to my horror , that it was not the former head of the UN Kofi Anan or Billie Jean but Ellie Jean Coffey and she was not actually advertising inflatable tanned bike racks , which , as a surfer , I really need !
So many new surf related products since Laird came along …. I just can’t keep up ?
She appears to be a very wholesome young lass, no doubt from an upstanding family…
My first thought was not surprised – was always going to happen. Every backhand surf photo was gratuitous box shot
Second thought was when are the other sisters joining – is the youngest over 18?
Thirdly was this scripted by parents from day dot – probs yes!!!
I guess when you think about it where else are the coffeys going to go – their surfing sucks, they’ve bending over while daddy takes shots for ever – there’s nothing left!
My first thought was go straight to the comments!
The search engines will have this shít in a matter of hours…for free.
4c(h(a(n
They love a challenge!
Do you reckon she is going to get more blokes to part with their cash than Charlie and Derek’s manscaping campaign?
Derek please tell me this family are not all still sharing that van together…thats just creepy
I did wonder what daddy thought of it all…maybe he subscribes?
And smelly.
These days when I open Beach Grit I don’t know if I’ll laugh, cry or start jerking off.
I’m not sure I wanna know how you respond to my comments
You seem like a typical sandgroper.
Head down – bum up … is that a clue?
Too much?
Bumup, that near yallingup?
Sounds closer to Manly to me
It’s just south.
It’s possible to all 3 simultaneously. Challenging but possible.
I respect a man who down-votes his own comments.
Multi-tasking is the future, Bex.
See what the surf industry collapse is doing to QS warriors?
Maybe industry fallen too… anyone know if Ben Marcus is stripping in private chat? Derek?
Man needs to eat.
Would not surprise me if Sam AND Matt George had a site together.
Like Jeff Gannon.
I sprayed my morning coffey everywhere
Socks?
She’s going to realize soon that the competition for porn actress is prolly harder than the QS especially if you’re piece mealing your nudity.
WSL could learn from miss coffey,
Man on man heat. Woman on man, woman on women, no elimination 3somes etc
Not to be crude but…she’s currently competing with the prolapse crowd.
She looks sad.
That’s not sexy.
Femme qui rit , femme au lit
Make em laugh , then in the bath ….
Not a fan of the “just got out of the shower, with fresh makeup and hair done” look! My Women know to leave the makeup in the drawer for public endeavors. It just makes cleanup more of a challenge.