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One of the guys who dragged the lifeless body to shore, Jade Parker, said “the whole idea that the shark was trying to single him out is not realistic”, despite the footage showing unequivocally the shark doing exactly that. It hit him then hit him again.

Longtom on Superbank Great White Hit: “That’s the end of that fantasy. No more thinking crowded Superbank is a refuge. How far down the path are we to a Reunion Island reality?”

One of the guys who dragged the lifeless body to shore, Jade Parker, said “the whole idea that the shark was trying to single him out is not realistic” despite the footage showing unequivocally the shark doing exactly that. It hit him then hit him again.

Five pm, an hour before low tide, little off-season tradewind swell running.

My boy and his pal out scrapping around by themselves on the outer bank reforms at Lennox Pub, me feeling edgy as fuck and wishing I’d driven them up to the Pass or even Superbank… somewhere safe with more legs in the water.

Little almond-eyed tubes safe under the veil of nets and drums. Greenmount felt then, as it has since the whole shark crisis kicked off, about the safest place in the world to surf.

The most unlikely place to have that giant rooster tail of water erupt around you or a loved one and the whole familiar by now horror playing out, except this time caught in the web of the surveillance society.

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Yeah, I saw the footage.

That’s where I would have sat with the kids, down the end past Little Marley, picking up some little wide runners into the afternoon glow. Probs having a little chat in between waves with Nick Slater, asking him what he thought of the Morning of the Earth twin he was riding.

Forty-six, still feeling good. Washing off the stress after a good day selling real estate. Lots of buyers, people escaping the lockdown, looking for sunshine, warm water and a safer surf compared to across the border.

It’s all changed now.

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That’s the end of that fantasy. No more thinking crowded Superbank is a refuge, even if from paranoia.

You get sick of looking over your shoulder every five minutes.

Check on the Sharksmart feed and you get something like this daily: DPI advise 2.81 m White Shark tagged and released from SMART drumline at SOUTH BALLINA, Ballina at 06:15 pm on 8 Sep 2020.

Ignorance offers no bliss either. It is what it is now.

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And what it is, is fucking hectic. Just how far down the path are we to a Reunion Island reality?

Further than we were a year ago is the only honest response.

Much, much farther than a decade ago.

Shallow water, it would have been waist deep on the tide. Clear water. Can’t pin mistaken identity on the shark. It must have come in like a polaris missile from the amount of water it displaced. There was no delicacy in the attack. The footage shows clubbie skis, three or four of them heading his way, to the rescue, I thought.

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But they didn’t respond.

Others seemed to not notice, or scatter.

Despite the crowd, an utterly lonely way to die.

What Owl Chapman termed “the naked moment”.

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He was already bled out by the time they got to him.

Contrary to reporting yesterday the nets were set, along with an array of eight drum-lines. The nets, just landward and to the north of where Slater was surfing, the drum-lines array, just seaward of the Snapper Rocks line-up. That left a corridor aimed directly at Slater of around three or four hundred metres in width in which a White shark swam before attacking the man.

The PR debate over sharks rages on.

Fanning, himself a survivor, is in full pitch mode for a documentary called Save This Shark which (unsurprisingly) runs the angle that sharks are merely “magical, majestic and misunderstood creatures”.

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One of the guys who dragged the lifeless body to shore, Jade Parker, said “the whole idea that the shark was trying to single him out is not realistic” despite the footage showing unequivocally the shark doing exactly that. It hit him then hit him again.

There’s simply no other way to parse those moving images.

The footage.

The fucking footage.

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Would I want that footage out there if it was my kid, my pal, gal, etc etc?

I’d be driving around with a baseball bat looking for the perps. Is it an inevitable consequence of the surveillance capitalism we all live under? A thousand times, yes. We all want the convenience, we have to accept the consequence. We are all addicted, as Tool noted in Vicarious to watching things die “from a good safe distance”.

Why can’t we just admit it?

What to do?

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Pull your kids out, take a day off.

Deal with it.

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Tom Toraja

Vale Nick Slater. .. Rest in peace mate https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c… .. Ride the endless wave..

Tom Toraja
SectionSB

haha…Ramilos? “to disclose or not to disclose”….”fallen angel”….yeah, a bunch of the “outer reefs” here are spooky as hell.
Really good though when conditions are right. Almost slablike, cept for that big fat Emma one.
When I was a kid, I used to tell my Dad “I wish I could see whats under me?”…He replied, “if you did see that, you would never go in the water again”…This was back east US, Long Island etc….murky water.

SectionSB

Carp right? I need better binocs then!!! Its hard to find an angle to see it, always looked like frothing chaos…..never seen or heard anyone mention it either.
Are you trying to get rid of me? haha
….plenty of other weird secrets around here tho.

sam

if we erase the sharks from the oceans, then global warming, covid19 and any other crap will be the least of our worries.
One just has to see what’s happening in Mozambique right now because of Chinese shark finning there.
We enter the ocean at our own risk.
It’s not hard to be aware out there.
hell.. if you’re a pussy, you can even get a shark detector thingy…

ValiantScorn

I knew you would, ‘rilla!
Have you taken a minute, and checked out “saxsquatch”!?

Gino

Elo’s photog must have the Covid, haven’t seen a snap the guy in yonks.

Hippy

you ever check your business email account?

Desmond

White Sharks are just another fish like Mackerel or Snapper or a Pilly. This emotional bullshit around them like other animals is wrapped up in their size. Small sharks are dipped in batter and eaten by the thousands and nobody gives a fuck but as soon as they can take a chunk out of someone they have to be protected and worshiped. What happened to the World Surfing Reserve on the southern Gold Coast? Just do what needs to be done to protect the public I reckon. RIP Nick

Astrophysicien

The academic community would seem to have a very different view:

https://www.nature.com/arti…

Capt Sensible

So here is a interesting fact , GWS do not eat people , but tiger sharks will as do crocodiles and lions and a few other criters such as polar bears , worth doing a little research its quite interestingvGWS sure as hell bite people but do not consume them to me that suggests they do not target humans.

longtom

whites have partially and totally consumed people.

Capt Sensible

When and where was the last human in Australia consumed by a white , a tiger and bull shark sure you will find plenty of records but a white ?

longtom

John Ford was almost totally consumed by a white at Julian Rocks in 1993.
http://sharkattackfile.net/…

Brad Smith was bitten in half at Leftovers in 2004. Thats just off the top of my head.
There’s been quite a few.

Astrophysicien

Not true. People are bitten but as usually not alone are taken out of the ocean. But you are correct, they don’t target humans, they target prey which unfortunately describes us in the ocean.

Urchin Sepsis

Factually not true. Whites eat humans. They target prey, a category we fall into.

Really?

Some cloth masks and some rubber gloves, we just might be able to turn that around!

Capt Sensible

Find a record of a white pointer actually eating a whole human , not just biting them , but actually eating them ..go on get to it ..

Urchin Sepsis

https://m.facebook.com/stor…
You can cross reference the attack with sharkattackfile.net

Low wide stinkbug stance

Pretty soon someone’s going to lose a limb and sue the local government for not doing enough to keep the water safe. Or the family of someone killed is going to sue their ass.
We live in a world dominated by OH&S, that’s why they chop down all the trees on the coast in case they fall on someone.
This is not just a function of more people being in the water.
They are going to implement some kind of ‘humane’ way to cull the sharks, it’s just a matter of time. Sorry sharky.

Ed

Thoughts for the family and friends . Also the first responders. I imagine everyone is gutted ( poor choice of words).

A brief google shows a amazing amount of mis-information regarding the event on the internet .
From the surfers age, his craft, the type of shark, if shark nets had been removed. So thanks for getting some facts straight!

Reading between the lines of your blog longtom are you suggesting Australia should have a cull of Great whites?
How do you target just Great Whites? How would you target the ones that are deemed a threat?
Who makes that decision and on what is the science behind a Great Australian Shark Cull actually being the best option ?

longtom

No.
But whites are easy to target, smart drum lines set up along northern NSW catch almost exclusively whites.

I think the smart drum lines are the best compromise we have right now. Which is a nonlethal option.

but if the numbers keep climbing, taking whites off the endangered species list would have to be on the agenda.

btw, the QLD shark control program is a cull. It’s stated aim is to reduce the numbers of large sharks inshore and that is a lethal method.

So, for the all the people crying against a cull, there has been one in operation in QLD for over 50 years.

Hippy

Prostie’s LGR?

Jimmy the Saint

I hear a lot about carbon offsetting by cunts like Lewis Hamilton and Kelly Slater, travel as much as they want guilt free – that’s the theory right? Well how about shark culling offsetting. Get the Oz government to kill a couple hundred Great Whites and Bulls, and somehow protect a couple thousand oceanic sharks?

Zero Wedge

Good write up LT.
RIP to the fallen

I’ve never dealt with shark nets and drum lines.
Is it common to leave a gap like that?

My minds eye envisions a Juvy GW bumping up against a few hundred metres of net, frothing to get into the mix of the seal pup colony that has activated 60million yrs of kill signal. Only that the seal colony is actually a crowded surf break.

This is scary as safety in numbers is one of our mammalian fall backs.

I don’t want to see the footage. Some people probably should.

Interesting comment about whale populations being restored.
Maybe when all the critters are at pre-anthropocene numbers this is normal shark activity?

longtom

possibly. maybe even probably.

Zero Wedge

What about them nets?
Is that a typical layout?

longtom

yep.

Tom Toraja

The current apparently was running the other way.. northerly.. was affecting bait fish movement.. Maybe the shark came in close as a result of this ? Saw a lone dolphin out there off Greenmount Point in the lineup where Nick was taken.. when was doing a memorial to Nick last week.. Snapper from Gold Coast Bulletin got a good shot of it.

ValiantScorn

If someone could convince my c()nt of an exwife to convert her nagging voice into some kind of device, this would be solved. I don’t know any living organism that wants to be around her nagging bs! Imagine you paddle out, and turn on your “nag box” attached to your ankle strap. Sharks are not even coming close, or any other creature.

Hippy

brilliant.

C4cereal

I feel this comment in my bones.

Waterproof Polo

Through all the back and forth yesterday, I couldn’t weigh in.. got my own problems at the moment much like everyone, couldn’t bring myself to form an opinion as it was just shocking and so brutal, at the super bank.. like wtf.
But just the vision, that horrible sight slayed by a noah live on the internet.. then of course a thousand keyboards rattle in response. I get it, it’s close to home for all of us.
Thanks for summing up the generalised horribleness if it all Longtom.

f u

Stick to Waikiki and you’ll be safe

The Bitchy Crab

Thing about paddling across the seaway was y’figured you might get hit by a six-foot bronzie, maybe lose a calf, not die in the jaws of a twelve-foot White.

Chief Hot stuff

That’s the thing
Thers a ton of different sharks but ol whitey likes us way more than the other species, so just kill all the whites and there’s still a fuk ton of friendly sharks,
It’s a no brainer.

The Bitchy Crab

Tigers hit the nets and hooks more than any other species. No one’s weeping over those equally magnificent bastards.

longtom

thats true.

ricmatic

GWS’ have the best publicists.

Tom Toraja

All of Coolangatta is Derek… they are mortified at the killing of tigers… !

Brutus

So you thing Tiger/Bullsharks are friendly sharks , LOL?

Tom Toraja

Dumb and dumber… !


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