Super shredder!
There’s brazen and then there’s brazen. Like, brazen would be paddling out straight to the peak around other locals waiting their turn, swinging on the first wave and snaking whoever was in position. Brazen is testing positive for Covid-19 then going surfing in a full jacket, skimpy bottom combination in northern Spain on a very sunny day weekend day.
But Basque Country is where we lay our scene, where men in full hazmat suits scampered to and fro trying to catch a brazen woman who had not followed protocols, as it were.
The offender was a local lifeguard at La Concha beach, Spanish media reports, and had earlier tested positive for the unfortunate Coronavirus and was supposed to quarantine per the norm. Instead, she decided to quarantine in the big blue Atlantic and surf the sorrow away.
The police were tipped off by the woman’s lifeguard colleagues who knew she was attempting to super shred and they first tried to get her to come in by warning her via boat. When she refused, hazmat suits were donned and they waited for her on the beach where she tried to flee.
In the end, she was arrested and shackled. Busted for “serious disobedience and crimes against public health.”
Serious disobedience sounds like something my young daughter does when I expressly tell her not to watch any more tik-tok, leave the room, come back in five-minutes later and she’s watching tik-tok.
Serious disobedience met with a stern rebuke plus no more phone for the day and a lecture on how the Chinese government is using the social media app to kill brain cells.
What do you imagine the brazen woman’s punishment was?
No more phone for the week?
Something worse?
More as the story develops.
Hang in there bud. We’ll get past this soon enough. We may all sling arrows from time to time, but we are all not as different as we may seem.
Pining for the fjords . Ta VONR
Here’s me favorite
https://youtu.be/T8XeDvKqI4E
https://as.com/diarioas/202…
The story develops. Straight fire
I hear you …. As a former confirmed member of the Catholic Church , now atheist, I am still a big fan of Jesus and quote his teachings to my children on a regular basis along with those of other women and men of wisdom from a myriad of different cultures and religions
over the eons
There’s no such thing as an atheist
I believe that I don’t believe…. so there is ?
Or I don’t believe that I believe ….so there is ?
You got made
End of story
The End of the Story
“ The global geometry of our universe can be classified by its final state of evolution. Either the expansion will continue unabated forever, or it will stop in some finite time, and the universe will recollapse. In the former case the universe is said to be open; in the latter it is closed. At the boundary between these two cases is a situation where the expansion of the universe will continue forever, but it will slow down, asymptotically approaching zero, but never quite stopping in any finite amount of time. This very special case is called a flat universe, and many cosmologists currently think this describes the universe in which we live.”
They think, and think
But they don’t know.
If new information come to light which disproves the current hypothesis , than all is not lost ,but the opportunity to create another arises , in the goal to unlocking nature’s laws ?
Never gonna happen
Although I can’t prove that
“Fear is the best way to control the populous and manipulate the social order.”
Yes ! in the past one priest could do the work of 100 soldiers ….. while filling the church’s coffers .
Not much has changed either
A Hybrid of the Hand Maids Tale and Surf Nazis must Die ?
But the CDC and WHO both say cloth masks are useless against viruses.
Are you sure? I just checked both organisations websites and I call bullshit.
CDC recommends that people wear masks in public settings and when around people who don’t live in your household, especially when other social distancing measures are difficult to maintain.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronav…
WHO advises that governments should encourage the use of non-medical fabric masks, which can act as a barrier to prevent the spread of the virus from the wearer to others where there are many cases of COVID-19
https://www.who.int/emergen…
stop bringing facts to the conspiracy peddlers…..spoils their day!
I’d rather die living than live dying.
Wow.
Yeah bro, peace.
Good take LGR, dont agree with all of it, but appreciated your views. You should be a spokesman instead of the idiots we have to listen to every fucking day on ALL news sites.
both sides guilty as charged.
It’s funny, we agree on so many individual aspects and the macro view, just gets lost in the middle. We would work it out in person.
I had my last contracted gig last week, I over thought every single aspect, turned out spectacular and all the praise washed off me because I know that is my last semblance of who I was. I literally becoming aware of that now. I was.
So cut adrift, I took a menial job to buy beer and weed, mostly because it helps my friend and he’s overpaying me… been so long since we could just hang out we rationalized work as fun. I’m so fucking sore from it.
Pulled up to contestable waves, peaks. Nother friend is ranting how I’m going to kill it, he’s dressing to go back to work as a plumber. I love plumbers Neg, easy boy.
BB, I paddled out and both hammy seized on my first take off. My back is searing in pain and it takes three waves to hit the lip in a manner where I don’t cry on the way home. Couldn’t walk back to the car, cramps are spreading. So what I’m 60, could do this in my sleep just two days ago.
The thoughts swirling. No more business. Now I can’t play. My friends are all distant. Best travel mates wife died of Covid, haven’t even been able to cry with him in her garden. There is a lot of sewage being dumped on me and every time I crawl out of the hole another wave.
Mrs was writing a check for my business license. Why is all I asked. She can’t let go and I’m drifting farther than I want to paddle back.
too funny, hope you enjoy the extraction….
btw, how was it down yonder?
Mixed messaging. I’m not sure why the mask is so evil when your leader can’t even listen to his own scientists (because they are not HIS).
Just wear it, if it turns out to be useless, who cares…. it covers all the ugly people’s mugs.
But you touch on something that happened in my small town.
Before Marijuana was voted in (2018), the FEDS raided our mountains and busted all the clandestine grows (very small batch, mostly avocado farmers experimenting). 55 agents is way too many to bust 2 dozen grows with small numbers of personal stashes. But why?
In the mean time, the Dutch flower growers were already converting their operations to hit the ground running. Essentially, the FEDs were “mowing” the fields for the new business.
Even 60 minutes did a hit piece on the Hippy grower. Entire segment was written from the viewpoint of the big lab pharma weed guy (who has kick ass product and doesn’t need the authorities to wipe out his black market comp because there is no black market anymore…. something CBS failed to trip over).
The corpo shit is real, been happening for 3 decades and Citizens United was the crucible.
Lets see what is in Lemoore’s rabbit hole, shall we?
Ok LGR, what is the end game? I got my theories.
Oh come on LGR, type that comment not a fucking book
Shame that parenting has to conflict with the phone. Maybe there is a parenting app?
Don’t envy you modern parents. So many absentee parents, how do you tell your kid that the can’t have a phone every kid has. So insidious. Safety. Fear. Sell.
Youngest is 5 and he taught himself to read cause I turned subtitles on the youtube
Not joking
I think humans are temporarily overwhelmed by hand held tech…. maybe we get a handle on it bex?
Tell you this, it’s an epidemic of bad decisions on the road. Car slows to a crawl, they’re reading a text. Put the phone down, drive 20 miles over the speed limit making up lost time. Suddenly slow down again, it’s the text pinging. Ooopss, crossed lanes typing with one thumb and not looking forward.
You see humans of all ages at the beach looking at their phones. What is everyone checking on, minutae.
How do the young couples fuck if they can’t talk during fine dining? Are they reading the menu on their phones instead of the physical one across their spaces? Are they texting each other their choices?
It’s so bad here that my bank requires you to turn off your phone before entering.
It’s not really working out is it.
The yearning for convenience is futile and the connection the tech giants promised to deliver has resulted in quite the opposite.
The massive screen in a tesla surely makes its the most dangerous car on the road.
But here I am talking to some degenerate in Cali for no good reason,
It’s kinda fun.
Surfers were viewed as degenerates before the Wave Storm and schools.
Thank you for the compliment my fellow Degenerate.
It’s amusing, Man created both money and technology, our eventual wardens.
don’t forget POWER…….money , and then use technology to guarantee power over ??
Turn off your phone
Put on your mask ……
Remember when someone wearing a mask in a bank was called ….. A BANK ROBBER ?
For the last 7 years I have been carrying , pushing , walking with babies, toddlers and kids around town / towns and in playgrounds, and the number of parents who (at least in public , f*ck knows what they’re like at home) pay more attention to their phones and god forbid , their dogs , in comparison to their rapidly developing children is unbelievable ….
brilliant.
He calls me a jerkoff and I can’t help feeling proud.
He’d never ever say it to his mum or his teachers but.
I gotta 7 year old and a 13 y.o. Covideo game hell.
Before penicillin you could easily die from a small cut unattended to.
And people walked out the door everyday and went to work.
Fuken mad cunts
King Richard “The Lion Heart”, died from a minor wound to the shoulder , as the only treatment from infection , at least in Medieval Europe , was to cut off the infected , foot , leg , hand ….. unfortunately extracting the shoulder was not possible and he died , painfully suffering from spreading gangrene …two weeks later .
I’m working on it
He’s the dude walking by at 1:10 with the yellow soft top, heading out to crowd the lineup even more with kookage.
Slightly onshore and small. Was it really worth it sexy señorita?
I though it looked ok, there was one left that came though and those fluffy little lips looked fun.
Looks like a good time to me too
Looked fun, what do you expect in summer…. notice how low the tide is?
Those European Tides …. if you check it and it looks good ….. You’re too late !
Damn it must be exhausting being conspiratorial in nature.