Another gender reveal party on Australia's Gold Coast obvs.
Another gender reveal party on Australia's Gold Coast obvs.

It’s a Boy: Gender reveal party responsible for burning “the surf industry’s historical home” of California entirely to the ground!

Bad idea.

Ooooooee it has been hot outside for those lucky enough to call the Golden State home. Record temperatures from sunny San Diego all the way up to foggy San Francisco. Or maybe San Francisco is freezing cold like it is every winter (read: summer) but, in any case, scorching.

My Cardiff-by-the-Sea sky a smoky white with ash falling like manna, enhancing the oven-like feel.

The ash is a product of a massive fire blazing to the south and east.

Another monstrous fire is blazing to the north and east, near Yucaipa, and was sparked by a “gender reveal party” that used a “smoke-generating pyrotechnic device.”

One would have thought these sorts of gatherings would have been cancelled not due fire danger, of course, but because gender is now super uncool to claim.

Like, very lame.

But have you ever been to a gender reveal party? I have not and would not go if invited.

If California does burn entirely to the ground, Hawaii will have to fight it out with Florida for rights to use the title “the surf industry’s historical home.”

Do you have a horse in that race?

More as the story develops.

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RationalBeast
RationalBeast
6 years ago

it’s funny how millennials invented gender reveal and nobody vents venom against them so much. it’s so nice you remain untroubled about any real problems like I don’t know burning down forests and choking the cities with smoke.

you are everything we used to despise about old people, except they never were so goddam small and petty as you.

John cree
John cree
6 years ago

They should hold these people responsible for this stupid action. How Dumb can people be. Its fire season!

ribbitz
ribbitz
6 years ago

That video is 2 years old.

Dave Hollingshead
Dave Hollingshead
6 years ago

Whoever wrote this story is a flaming fa__ot!!! Trust me sport! No one would want you to come to their gender revealed party. You would be way to confusing for everyone!!!!

Disqustang
Disqustang
6 years ago

The scary thing is these morons are reproducing. Proves Darwin was wrong.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Could we call him CHUCK !

astro
astro
6 years ago

Are these the same morons I just saw on mainstream tv news that started a huge fire ?

Pnute Brown
Pnute Brown
6 years ago

They should have to pay restitution for being idiots and setting off fireworks when they don’t know wtf they are doing and during a red flag extreme fire danger warning being in effect. Would it matter the sex of the baby if she were killed?🤔

Nikki G
Nikki G
6 years ago

Gender reveal parties are stupid and often run amuck. You would think dummies would stop doing them.

SoCal Citizen
SoCal Citizen
6 years ago

No gender is still “super cool” to claim. Most people aren’t wackos. Plus if you’ve ever been to Yucaipa, that’s definitely a place where that nutty shit doesn’t happen. Also Yucaipa isn’t part really where surf industry is. I guess you were trying to say California but it came out sounding like you were calling Yucaipa a surf town.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

Perhaps the biggest stretch for a surf connection to a news article yet

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

Should Gary Linden hold a Gentrification Reveal party?

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

This is what happens when stupid people breed.

Meanwhile on the other side some good news-

https://www.nytimes.com/202…

C.J. Jensen
C.J. Jensen
6 years ago

So I wonder what town this bright couple is going to move to.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  C.J. Jensen

They’re gonna move to the Big Smoke.

Mary Thomas
Mary Thomas
6 years ago

Sorry bro but everyone knows that California’s historical Surf City is San Clemente!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Mary Thomas

Not anymore.
It’s officially Lemoore now.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

They found a home on the range …

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago

I had a good manong friend on Maui and he always used to threaten to chop off my boto with his bolo if he ever caught me near his pinay’s bilat. Carried it on him everywhere. I really miss that old Flip.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
6 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Mokuleia and Waimanalo. Have family on Maui and Kauai. Lived on Maui 22 years. Grew up east Oahu/Honolulu. Moved back here a few years ago. Still have business on Maui & Big Isle

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Charlie??!!!

That ain’t worth burning down the west coast for

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

I think we have found our Oahu Surfing Museum curator, none other than Balderdash Ballyhoo!!!!!

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

wonder if they will name the fire after the baby!!!!?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Only if they call the kid Elmo …. ?

Hippy
Hippy
6 years ago

Yup, on the edge of a tinder box…..


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