"(I've) helped thousands increase their confidence and feel more positive about themselves.”
Two weeks ago, and as reported here, the former world number twenty-five surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey pulled back the velvet curtain on a ten-dollars-a-month subscriber website that promised “uncensored content, private chat and more.”
Some fans were disappointed when the ten dollars a month (US) only cracked the door to a banner asking for much larger sums, $65, $85 for the holy grail of “fingering pussy”, “taking panties off” and so on.
A reddit thread on the topic revealed a community of disappointed men.
“It’s also liberating knowing I’m strong enough to face the adversity and do what I want to do and express myself openly.”
“I couldn’t imagine in my wildest dreams how well the website has gone, honestly. Personally, for me as a young woman, I have enjoyed every minute of it. Also, the new friends who have been created and the relationships that I have built have been amazing.”
“While I’m not going to share how much money I have been making, I will say it’s by far the most successful opportunity I have taken. But most importantly, it empowers me to motivate other women to not limit themselves in fear of others opinions.”
“It makes me happy interacting with my followers on a daily basis, and building up these relationships. I’ve learnt so much about my fans, and helped thousands increase their confidence and feel more positive about themselves.”
Earlier today, EJ Coffey promised the most forbidden of treats, her eighteen-year-old sister Bonnie “spanking my (peach emoji) hard” an intersectional jackpot.
I am woman hear me roar.
Why on earth would anyone pay for that garbage? I just don’t get it.
I’ve always thought the American accent was related to the Irish accent with the strong R, but Boston is Irish and they say ah so that’s weird
Southies pronounce cars or anything ending in r the same way aussies do
“the new friends who have been created and the relationships that I have built have been amazing.”
I know social media is largely responsible for the misappropriation of the word “friends” and that “relationships” is not exclusively positive, but it needs to stop. who is charging “friends” money for nude work? friends help friends for free, or return the favour (perhaps these blokes are sending pictures in return)
and while I am at it, how is this “helping thousands increase their confidence and feel more positive about themselves.”?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
The same way Cuties teaches valuable lessons to vulnerable young girls and friends
How horny and desperate are dudes these days? And who wants to blow that kind of money for this shit? Damn I miss the days of $10 spank mags and low quality VHS porn
I remember going to buy a vhs in a dodgy porn store as a grom and this creepy fuck in an overcoat (no shit) dropped a fart that cleared the whole joint. I didn’t even get to buy the Misty Rain tape I had my eye on. Had to clear out, the fart was bad but the counter guy/jizz mopper sprayed so much budget air freshener in a can, that it mixed with shit wind nearly made me puke.
The surf shop I ‘worked at’ as a grom ( there was no paycheck involved) was next to a porn store. The guys used to make us go next door and get change for the till even if we didn’t need it. Scared the shit out of me going in there. And your story is next level, I laughed out loud.
Haha glad you got a laugh mate. Smell has extraordinary capacity to elicit memories..
I even had a fake ID and all.. no porn, just scars.
Sounds like you had good bosses!!
I miss the days of dropping off a video at blockbuster then having them ring me and ask if I’d like to come back and collect Skinny Anal Sluts and drop off dumb and dumber.
I think women’s pro surfing has never been sexier. I urge all the top female pros too get there gear off and strapons on at the next contest!
I guarantee most interest ever in a surfing contest!!!!
It’s kinda fucked that the athletes on the women’s wozz don’t get a mention in a news Ltd online glossy, but EJC having her ass liberation style slapped by her 18 year old sister is a game changer.. whatever anyone thinks about Tyler, she’s a way more interesting case study than a Goldie ho’n it up on the net. World champ, her sexuality, mental health issues, her family.. all rich storylines.
But.. pussy pussy pussy. I mean peaches peaches peaches.
https://youtu.be/IgvQpZlrttQ
You’re kidding right?
Slut shaming ain’t cool bro.
Not at all man good on her for doing her thing.
But only fans ain’t exactly newsworthy is it? The barista at my work had an Of’s and it weren’t even news there!!
Sex sells blah blah.. I’m fucken over it. Maybe I’m just getting “crotch”ety in my vintage years. But I remember when chicks surfing at the top level was to be honest, pretty average.. these days I like it. And I reckon average wozz market demo punter would to.
And I do reckon Tyler’s story is interesting. Would she tell it though?
I’m media and wsl shaming Bex.
Tyler got paid to go on sixty minutes and say virtually nothing.
I only like happy stories
And I watch All the girls comps
Luv it!!
I think hers is or could be a happy one. Forget Tyler then. Coco, or Sally or the big wave girls, whoever. Point being there’s stories there.
That 60 minutes did suck eh. Pretty softball questions and not really anything about her injury.
I would love to hear Sally Fitz. She sounds like an outback bogan but the one time they had her in the wozzle booth during a contest; her insight, read on the conditions and heat strategy was up there with anyone else they have had in there even big names like Ross Williams or the Snake Patterson. She is also a proper athlete, controls her business interests and had mainstream sponsorships before the death of the ‘brand’. Coco would also an interesting one. Or even Steph, has had so much media attention but never tells anything. While Tyler’s surfing leaves me cold, her backstory is a cracker. As for the Coffey sisters, I wouldn’t be bothered to look at a photo of her bum if it was taped to my windscreen.
Dedicated athletes lead boring lives I think.
Too much discipline
There’d be some exceptions.
yeah, really good points.
Does the WSL now expel coffey from future comps for bringing the sport into disrepute or embrace her for getting that always searched for main media coverage for shoving a dildo up her arse at the beach for $85 while being filmed?
Pro surfing can’t have both- is it a elite athlete’s comp or porn scraps ….?
Yeah I think there’s room for both!
EJC – the new ELO!
This is truly the gift that keeps on giving
Soon will come the “unauthorised” release of the sex tape…derek will be holding his breath hoping we don’t get a clear shot of his face
Anal recognition technology will prove his down fall
A.R.T
Vs. ‘FINE ART’
Fisting International Non-combatant Elephants
Disclaimer: I went to art college so I’m allowed to make fun of my people.
https://youtu.be/inyumtvFbG0
I remember when Helen Reddy released her porn site.. oh wait.. I mean song.
Yes and Ruby the other song as well .
If she wants to take this route well good on her, it’s her choice etc
But a quick dig uncovers the slimeball marketer linked to in the article that’s driving the Murdoch puff pieces and doing god knows what else in the background https://www.instagram.com/p…
The fact that Murdoch, the great moral arbiters of our time, simultaneously condone and exploit this barely conceilled cash for porn advertising is the truly gross part.
Yep. Old Rupe’s always knows to back both horses in any race. Either way the greasy fuck win$
Not like ol Beach Grit and its underlings
Pure as the driven snow
As Ive often said, at least they look you in the eyes while they fuck you
It’s appreciated.
And it’s not like BG has several hundred million viewer / readers over a few countries with which to sway major political outcomes either.
The sooner Murdoch dies a horrible, horrible painful death, the better. But saying that, he’s already damaged the system in several countries irrevocably.
When he dies things will things go back to rainbows and daisy chains. You know, like it was before?
They’re all similar. Pompous white millionaires.
We need the one who will stand and protect us from being over run by you know who.
My mechanic says if you buy a cheap Chinese ute you’ll need a new mechanic
Mine says..man who fall alseep with hand in pocket wake up feeling cocky
No, to paraphrase what I’ve already said; he’s taken a big shit into the aquarium and the filters are pretty clogged.
The Guardian will save us with upbeat positive news
Speaking of gross and Murdoch. I put a £7000 glass vanity top in for the old boy in his office en-suite.
It was the very definition of gross.
Cocaine and vanities: a love story
Pulled back the roast beef curtains is more like it, hey-o!
Early 90’s, a buddy of mine on Oahu was living with a dancer at Femme Nu, they had an apartment on Keamoku (Korea-moku) Street. She was rather pedestrian looking in street clothes but absolutely dynamite while on stage. He was such a great boyfriend he would count her tips for her and pocketed between $200 and $400 a night for himself because she was pulling in $700 to a grand and was too dumb/high to know the difference. Which is how he financed his law degree from UH Manoa.
In contrast, Miss Coffey looks great clothed and rather pedestrian naked, not going to work out for her I fear.
Massive step forward for humanity to hear that creepy leery men are now simply called “new friends”
“just going to hang out with some friends” is now an even scarier line to hear from your kids.
Translation: couldn’t make it as a pro surfer (isn’t 25th on the Women’s like last place?), so she’s doing porn instead. NTTAWWT
I wonder which hole was hiding all that confidence and empowerment?
For a $150 you might be able to find out?
Bing!!!!
Dont think I’d pay that for an in person inspection
What kind of women are motivated and empowered by Coffey? Some Goldie chicks perhaps.
Was hitching to Sydney one day when I got picked up by two blokes and a cattle dog in a Commodore near Port Macquarie. When I told them I started out from the Goldie, one said his dog knows a Queensland trick. Puzzled, I asked what that meant. He said
“Queensland girl” to his mutt.
The dog rolled on it’s back with legs in the air.
I can setup a cam on my blue heeler if you need a fix. $10 to watch him eat, $25 for frisbee tricks and $100 for shat cam
If only Walter would stop fucking around and deliver a better surf cam report than Surfline.
https://youtu.be/8wqNX7_4vAE
1800-SHATCAM
Still a better deal than subscribing to ‘hint of porn’ site.
EJ cooks !
https://redcowentertainment…
I read that article with my morning hazelnut coffee
News.com, it’s a good site, not every article is about the world being totally fucked, like that mess The Guardian.
Instead of supporting The Guardian with cash as they always ask for, I’ve sent them a box of antidepressants I stole from a sad housewives bathroom cabinet
Installing hardwood floors in the 80’s.
All but one of us would go commando and immediately look for the camera in the house to snap a picture of the guy taking a shit later on and then hide it.
The smart one would go for the medicine camera first, then look for the camera.
I’m confused by your sentence construction, but I’m also really curious to understand what you are trying to say. Could you please reword it?
Soz.
Installed and sanded hardwood floors with a group of local guys in the 90’s.
Homeowners would leave the keys, and we would arrive to an empty house.
The target of the day unofficially was to quickly search the house for the camera(this was before Iphones,and it was a film camera)
If you found it, you quietly held onto it.When someone took a shit,you busted the door open, took a snap, and hid the camera in a drawer somewhere.
Weeks? Months? later…the homeowner develops the film and sees some random dude shitting on his toilet. Childish fun.
One guy who was smarter than all of us would hit he medicine cabinet first, looking for V’s and hopefully Oxys to sell.
Now..in the meantime, this guys was involved in something a bit bigger.
There’s a movie trailer on Youtube called Southie.
Jimmy Cummings who is in it worked with us and wrote the story as it was kinda happening at the time. Donnie Whalberg plays the guy who would hit the cabinet. Lots of friends in it who got their union card for a bit piece. The blond bartender Tom Serani worked with us, was only about 8 of us.
Thanks! On behalf of several others, I’m sure.
Hilarious stuff.
Small world ain’t it?
I can honestly say I never took anything from anyone’s homes in the 30+ years I did AC work. Although I was tempted by a wholesale sized bottle of Hydrocodone that the owner left sitting out because he was either too high or was a setup. It always felt weird being in strangers homes to begin with, just wanted to get my work done and gtfo.
We never took anything.
Some may have had a peek in a lingerie draw…but nah.
I only took from the Med cabinet, nothing that’d be missed, then the Internet came along and all good
Got a friend here hooked on Oxys from a hip operation.
Told him about hitting up house showings. Never donned on him.
Its incredible how easy and abundant it is on thee net, just gotta be smart about it and not abuse it. If you’re doing physical work at an older age it’s a very usefful tool to have in your belt
Guy at work told me about the day he dumped all his Oxys in the bin at collection time as he knew he was in trouble.
Believe me, he regrets it every day.
I don’t take oxy
I micro dose tramadol.
Don’t get high just greases the joints
Old man Coffey must be thrilled his daughter is liberated.
Would be getting all sorts back slaps and smiles at the pub.
From the lesbians.
Those fucking college girls didn’t want my dick. who do they think they are, bunch of lesbians. Fuck them!
I was at a lesbian bar in Newtown once and my friend and I sidled up to some pretty girls and had a go, getting a favorable response.
Then 3 manlike women came over with drinks and told us to fuk off with extreme menace. We did.
Haha, scary shit
Counts
Is he really the photographer? Is that fucking legal?
He’s probably filming it.
She should write a book.. I want my daughters to find their confidence too.