Satisfaction hard to come by at any cost…
Earlier today, it was revealed that surf fans had become enraged by price gouging on Ellie-Jean Coffey’s new XXX channel, agreeing to the stipulated ten US dollars a month only to find the gate to explicit imagery closed unless an extra forty to eighty dollars is spent.
Now, thanks to a BeachGrit reader who directed us to a reddit thread on the topic, it has emerged that even spending sixty-five or eighty-five dollars doesn’t necessarily grant access to forbidden realms.
A brief sample of comments,
Sooooo is it actually topless? She says “fully tits out” for $65. I am thinking of taking the plunge but if someone can confirm…
Just echoing what everyone else has already said. I regrettably just paid $85 for her “private XXX shower video 🚿with my nipples showing”. Absolute lie. She’s wearing a white shirt and squeezing her tits but her nipples are not visible at all.
Okay, so I subbed to her website. She just send me a $80 video of her masturbating… I think its $80 down the drain, did anyone buy that video and can verify wether its any good??
don’t. her nipples are covered. total bullshit
She sent me a video of uncensored nipples, when I asked if it was nude or implied/covered nude! But the video is 65$, I’m not paying for something that could end up being bs….
What is remarkable, at least to me, is how many men are cavalier with their credit cards, squeezing extraordinary amounts out for the express purpose of a torrid solo moment, dispassionately gripping their weapons and twirling the snout violently against imaginary clit and vulva.
Still, you gotta laugh.
Below, my favourite exchange.
She just sent me a post saying she’s using her vibrator on her pussy, and charging $150 for it. Lmao what the fuck does this girl think she can get away with?!
kinda curious about that one
An orgasm of the soul.
Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.
Your comments are still here. Every one of them.
Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.
Connect Disqus to reveal.
I’d have to order online – I’ve got nothing within 5kms except an IGA.
That is a shame
Good on her, can’t fault a girl for using her “talents” to make money. As long as she’s happy doing it.
I’m totally flabbergasted though that people will actually pay for this. I mean, we live in the golden age of free internet porn, yet there’s guys out there who will gladly hand over cash just for the chance to see some wet t-shirt pics. My hat goes off to her for exploiting them.
Chas you’ve been riding Her hard.
(er….you wish)
I was more concerned by her poking her own eye out with dem nasty nails .
Nick Carroll will write a glowing review for one pic of her in a quiksilver t-shirt. (he’d also like a t-shirt)
You need some new material.
you’ve got racism…should i try for homophobia? p.s when lil nicky carroll stops being a corporate stooge, i shall get new material.
I saw Floyd at the LA Sports Arena. Saw a girl I know and ambled over, she was hungry and smoking weed openly. We walked to the hot dog concession with my friends and got arrested on the concourse.
They put us in line behind 40 people waiting to get booked. I remember someone asking me what I got busted for and couldn’t remember. My girl left line to use the restroom and returned with two hot dogs “Comeon, let’s get to our seats, the shows about to begin”
We just left and went back to our seats.
Got home 3 hours later and my mom confronts me sneaking a girl into the house blazing on Green Pyramid.
“John and Tom got arrested tonight, I thought you would be with them”… as she looks at the girl in my hand.
“No mom, we ate hot dogs and watched the concert”
She went to her room, we went to mine.
I know what you mean, I just like to buy from Readings because they’re local and independent.
Fuck I kinda feel for Jackson.
G-spots in the wallet.
You win!
Hope she makes a mint off the coomers
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The leaked video of her finger bangin herself as been doing the rounds for a few years now. She may as well they profit from it.
Also drugs are expensive
These Coffey girls are really beginning to grind my beans.
Wake me up when it’s on xnxx. I spends my hard earned on beer and other equally frivolous but tangible things. And she’s 25, wowzers: using your powers of imagination imagine how hard her roaring forties are going to suck – harder than electrolux, that’s how hard.
Fooled around and fell in love on the internet for $95
https://youtu.be/OQ4eeZ1si4E
This whole pay to play deal is confusing to me. “A friend of mine” has told me that several free porn sites exist and feature a variety of acts in High Def and of varying length. Some even feature very attractive “actors” and no one is shaking you down to remove one of her socks.
Have any of these guys heard of milfhunter.com…???? It not be a coffee,,,,, but it gets the job done….. and the story lines are to die for
‘dispassionately gripping their weapons and twirling the snout violently against imaginary clit and vulva’
The juxtaposition of adjectives here, the painted scene. If Derek was half the swordsman as wordsmith he would have slain at least a few of the ladies he claims.
In 1949 ,when George Orwell’s 1984 was published , Winston Smith’s biggest fear was being secretly watched . Times are a changing , we can even get good coffee (and almost nude not so good Coffey ) , but it seems our biggest fear in 2020 is being ….UNWATCHED ?
The desire for attention and social inclusion has proven stronger than mankind.
Dataism
“Now , a fresh shift is taking place. Just as divine authority was legitimised by religious mythologies, and human authority was legitimised by humanist ideologies, so high-tech gurus and Silicon Valley prophets are creating a new universal narrative that legitimises the authority of algorithms and Big Data. This novel creed may be called “Dataism”. In its extreme form, proponents of the Dataist worldview perceive the entire universe as a flow of data, see organisms as little more than biochemical algorithms and believe that humanity’s cosmic vocation is to create an all-encompassing data-processing system — and then merge into it.”
Technocracy!
I prefer Dadaism. Much better group of guys
I just took a piss in a work of art thanks to that movement .
Is it a bit like that saying…the only thing worse than having bad things said about you…is having nothing said about you
All publicity is good publicity — if no one has ever heard of you …..?
Toujours les bonnes références cher James…