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Disappointed fans claim price gouging as world #25 WSL surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey announces subscriber limit on new XXX channel and ramps up explicit footage: “OMG, I was caught masturbating on video!”

The old bait and switch.

Surf fans have complained of price gouging on WSL surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey’s new XXX channel, agreeing to the stipulated ten US dollars a month only to find the gate to promised explicit imagery (“Who wants to suck on them (nipples)?”, “Topless doggy style”) closed unless an extra forty to eighty dollars is spent.

“The ones you get for ten dollars are very PG,” writes one disappointed fan.

For instance, to enjoy “Was fingering my pussy, thinking of you” will cost sixty-five dollars.

(A similar instance is available for free on private-shows.net, posted one year ago, one-minute in duration, quarter of a million views. Low-res.)

 

“Taking panties off and nips piercing through shirt” will cost twenty-five dollars.

 

EJ Coffey, who is a former world twenty-five on the WSL’s qualifying series for women, caused much tabloid sorrow last year when she was the subject of a “lewd ambush” by the author of the best-selling biography of prime minister Bob Hawke. 

A terrible episode.

Enjoy the original interview that gave tabloid readers the vapours here.

And, if you’re still considering subscribing to EJ’s channel, be fast.

See notice below.

“Only letting in 100 more subscribers.”

 

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Sheesh if it worked for those sheilas, why don’t you guys monetize BeachGrit.com?

What does Surfline charge?

Surfline Premium is$95?

Hell you guys could double…sorry halve that and probably suck in a few dozen punters.

Have a go.

Gotta be in it.

Monetize!

Greenroom Times

Landscape or portrait, pick one ffs

James Bickerton

Natürlich !

James Bickerton

Gorilla Grips ….front or back ?

Billy Hunt

I got this image of Elo in the dark … teeth glowing by the light of his laptop … going 120 strokes / minute

Yesterday's hero

I give her 24 months before she’s a junkie with regrettable tattoos.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

I copied, pasted and searched private-shows.net
Website came up
Typed her name in the search bar
Video came up and played
No entering email address or username
No payment
She has a very nice thin lipped pink pussy that she is fingering
Thanks Derek!

Tom

hahahaha classic

Barrelled

If that’s not her its her doppelganger, belly stain and all.

Barrelled
grumpy local

Everyone who upvoted did the same thing

Snowbored

How much to see her getting barreled topless?

grumpy local

She’d have to have been barreled before

Waterman of the year

I can’t help thinking that Kelly Slater might be getting a bit jealous with the attention the Coffey sisters are receiving
Maybe it’s time Kelly released a pay to play version himself
Orgy at the ranch or something
Outerknown could release a range of nurses and maid outfits
Not sure who the star of the show would be
I’m sure a few members of the WSL could excel at porn

Professor Ski Lodge

Only the severely retarded would pay actual money for pornography.
I use bitcoins.

Chief Hot stuff

I’d hang onto them

Hippy

Things that make you go hmmm…..

How many litres would it take to support a gorilla on a semi wide 6’4″?

5 Inches thick?

Could a gorilla ride Elo’s paddle board as a short board?

Hippy

Simon’s family is offended by that Go Fund Me page, btw

Chief Hot stuff

My headmaster usually wants a reciprocal situation.

Chief Hot stuff

I bet you’re a
Head master?

Chief Hot stuff

Those guys can get very weird so I’d hate to be in the same room as one

Mark

If you’re paying for porn you’re going about it the wrong way.

ValiantScorn

Who’res have definitely found their niche, in this time of simpleton-beat-off soy boys.

Billy Hunt

We’re all whores mate … some of us just settle for less

ValiantScorn

<<<<<<<<<<proud slut!=””>

dickie toledo

she’s gonna jump on the sybian and reset

The Bitchy Crab

I’ve had a couple of Webbers that bucked like an overpowered syb,

janeausten
Pauly Matt War-Shore

I appreciate her grift, but who the fuck would pay money to look at this person?

Otto

If EJ is doing this at 25, what is retirement going to look like?

Hippy

Better get in now Otto, only 78 subscriptions left!

Otto

No thanks. I’ll leave the sweet image of a 25-year-old’s pussy in the archives of my mind.

Hippy

Your memories don’t test positive for STD’s either!


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