Listen: Longtom and Chas Smith on stalkers, empty political gestures and the conjoining of the Great White shark to modern culture wars: “The Great white shark as an avenging spirit for deeply misanthropic thinking that regards humans as a cancer on the planet.”

And, what if you hate Bad Grandpa Biden but love Kammy Haz? Where does that leave a man?

On a sleepy morning recently, one man in Lennox Head, another in Cabo San Lucas and the other in Sydney, the important matters of critical race theory, the proliferation of stalkers of surf stars on the Gold Coast, the beatification of the Great White and more were discussed in a roundtable of sorts.

Questions:

Was Tyler Wright’s BLM protest a wonderful thing or was it an empty gesture, a confected outrage?

EJ Coffey and sis have monetised their asses for men that like to jerk their hips. Good or no?

The reason black kids don’t surf in Australia is because of the high cost of coastal real estate. Fact or fiction?

Patagonia says “Vote the assholes out.”

What if you hate Bad Grandpa Biden but love Kammy Haz? Where does that leave a man?

Some very poor audio, as usual.

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Tallkev
Tallkev
6 years ago

The US political circus is so fucked that it’s barely worth trying to disect anymore, what is interesting is that Derek is such a sick fuck, don’t hold back Derek I laugh out loud every episode at your unabashed grubbyness.

East of the 5
East of the 5
6 years ago

Derek looks like Ray Liotta in “Goodfellas” at the end when he’s super coked out and his world is closing in.

Heysoos
Heysoos
6 years ago

complete drivel except for the gambling ad.

Pottz' whereabouts
Pottz' whereabouts
6 years ago

There is very little more worthless than hearing surfers debating the importance of sharks to the environment without mention of scientific evidence

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

Cover pic makes it look like Derek had his teeth removed, I can only assume for erotic purposes

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

Jazzy P very cruel in photo selection.

M.
M.
6 years ago

That’s two decent ones in a row. Good stuff. Is it sober October already or why has Charles dropped the Chaz character? Anyway, good choice.

J H
J H
6 years ago

Hmmm…nothing about the great Hawaiian, Tulsi Gabbard, destroying Kum-a-la’s previous presidential bid?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago
Reply to  J H

She’s a friend of the prison industrial complex. That’s for damn sure!
Article from Jan last year in the NY times.
https://www.nytimes.com/201…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago

What are those guys doing now?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Commenting on BG.

Sean Callahan
Sean Callahan
6 years ago

lol truth.

Shore pound
Shore pound
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Same, but now their lower back hurts.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Melbourne Lesbians. Why did that make me laugh so much?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

I couldn’t work out how it took Melbourne lesbians to work out Kelly had balls.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

They are on the cutting edge on all things GOAT related.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

My homemade porn has better production values.
And the content this week less controversial than a BTS concert.
More each way bets than a Saturday at Randwick.

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I was kinda only half listening during work, but was kinda surprised that you guys were talking about chopping off Kelly’s balls or something?
Seems a bit extreme.

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

everything is for sale in the US Of A..

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Seems to be a lot for sale here too.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
6 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Remember, that includes Hawaii! Organ sells are up globally, in case anybody wonders what really happens when you have multiple decade Wars.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

The meek shall inherit the chicks …. It still drives me mad when I think of the girls at school talking endlessly about their boyfriends’ car and how he had blue eyes like Jesus …… I had no car and dark eyes like Jesus !

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Remember when people used to drop out of school …. to go surfing .

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

I had no idea you three were so old!

Old men talking…all you need next is a handful of bread crumbs each and some pigeons

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Ed

You forgot the hats , park bench , boules and walking sticks …. and a six pack of VIAGRA …..

Brutus
Brutus
6 years ago
Reply to  Ed

dont forget your ankle length coat and bag of lollies ….or with the coffeys….$’s and fame , shit they could become the Stormy Daniesls of surfing..

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

I’ll listen to it later.

GiGi
GiGi
6 years ago
Reply to  Party Pete

Never gets old man….. this was a good one though. LT rarely disappoints….

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
6 years ago

I’m pretty fucked off that you didn’t cover the topic of whether or not to remove the poop chute from your prawns. I listened to the whole fucken Coffey sisters section and I’m still none the wiser.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

They were possibly to busy discussing Coffey and it’s effects on the poop chute …….I once had a job peeling prawns ,600 King Prawns for a function , the Bishop’s Visit ,and the poop chute was left intact , but they made me keep the tail on for aesthetics reasons …. but it was for the Catholic Club so it’s possible that Protestants do it different …. you know all that Cleanliness is next to Godliness way of thinking so foreign to the Micks .

( ps my mum is a proddy and my dad is a Mick , and I am an atheist so please note that I was trying to offend everybody … equally )

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I realised I was allergic to dem crustaceans when peeling king prawns in a restaurant kitchen my fingers started going numb and my chest got super tight-feeling.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Probably saved you from a sordid career in Pawnography …?

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I dunno. I ended up dating a Chinese girl who worked there who was a foot taller than I was. We went on a hike round near Makapu’u and ended up stark naked on the rocks getting jiggy. I’m sure some fishermen copped a good eyeful as they loaded prawns or a bit of he’e on their hooks.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

A Star is Prawn …. meets Crazy Tall Asians ?


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