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Listen: Longtom and Chas Smith on stalkers, empty political gestures and the conjoining of the Great White shark to modern culture wars: “The Great white shark as an avenging spirit for deeply misanthropic thinking that regards humans as a cancer on the planet.”

And, what if you hate Bad Grandpa Biden but love Kammy Haz? Where does that leave a man?

On a sleepy morning recently, one man in Lennox Head, another in Cabo San Lucas and the other in Sydney, the important matters of critical race theory, the proliferation of stalkers of surf stars on the Gold Coast, the beatification of the Great White and more were discussed in a roundtable of sorts.

Questions:

Was Tyler Wright’s BLM protest a wonderful thing or was it an empty gesture, a confected outrage?

EJ Coffey and sis have monetised their asses for men that like to jerk their hips. Good or no?

The reason black kids don’t surf in Australia is because of the high cost of coastal real estate. Fact or fiction?

Patagonia says “Vote the assholes out.”

What if you hate Bad Grandpa Biden but love Kammy Haz? Where does that leave a man?

Some very poor audio, as usual.

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Tallkev

The US political circus is so fucked that it’s barely worth trying to disect anymore, what is interesting is that Derek is such a sick fuck, don’t hold back Derek I laugh out loud every episode at your unabashed grubbyness.

East of the 5

Derek looks like Ray Liotta in “Goodfellas” at the end when he’s super coked out and his world is closing in.

Heysoos

complete drivel except for the gambling ad.

Pottz' whereabouts

There is very little more worthless than hearing surfers debating the importance of sharks to the environment without mention of scientific evidence

Ricky Spanish

Cover pic makes it look like Derek had his teeth removed, I can only assume for erotic purposes

The Bitchy Crab

Jazzy P very cruel in photo selection.

M.

That’s two decent ones in a row. Good stuff. Is it sober October already or why has Charles dropped the Chaz character? Anyway, good choice.

J H

Hmmm…nothing about the great Hawaiian, Tulsi Gabbard, destroying Kum-a-la’s previous presidential bid?

Waterproof Polo

She’s a friend of the prison industrial complex. That’s for damn sure!
Article from Jan last year in the NY times.
https://www.nytimes.com/201…

NEGATRON

What are those guys doing now?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Commenting on BG.

Sean Callahan

lol truth.

Shore pound

Same, but now their lower back hurts.

Waterproof Polo

Melbourne Lesbians. Why did that make me laugh so much?

Lemon Next to the Pie

I couldn’t work out how it took Melbourne lesbians to work out Kelly had balls.

Waterproof Polo

They are on the cutting edge on all things GOAT related.

Chief Hot stuff

My homemade porn has better production values.
And the content this week less controversial than a BTS concert.
More each way bets than a Saturday at Randwick.

channelbottom

I was kinda only half listening during work, but was kinda surprised that you guys were talking about chopping off Kelly’s balls or something?
Seems a bit extreme.

Brutus

everything is for sale in the US Of A..

channelbottom

Seems to be a lot for sale here too.

ValiantScorn

Remember, that includes Hawaii! Organ sells are up globally, in case anybody wonders what really happens when you have multiple decade Wars.

James Bickerton

The meek shall inherit the chicks …. It still drives me mad when I think of the girls at school talking endlessly about their boyfriends’ car and how he had blue eyes like Jesus …… I had no car and dark eyes like Jesus !

James Bickerton

Remember when people used to drop out of school …. to go surfing .

Ed

I had no idea you three were so old!

Old men talking…all you need next is a handful of bread crumbs each and some pigeons

James Bickerton

You forgot the hats , park bench , boules and walking sticks …. and a six pack of VIAGRA …..

Brutus

dont forget your ankle length coat and bag of lollies ….or with the coffeys….$’s and fame , shit they could become the Stormy Daniesls of surfing..

Party Pete

I’ll listen to it later.

GiGi

Never gets old man….. this was a good one though. LT rarely disappoints….

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

I’m pretty fucked off that you didn’t cover the topic of whether or not to remove the poop chute from your prawns. I listened to the whole fucken Coffey sisters section and I’m still none the wiser.

James Bickerton

They were possibly to busy discussing Coffey and it’s effects on the poop chute …….I once had a job peeling prawns ,600 King Prawns for a function , the Bishop’s Visit ,and the poop chute was left intact , but they made me keep the tail on for aesthetics reasons …. but it was for the Catholic Club so it’s possible that Protestants do it different …. you know all that Cleanliness is next to Godliness way of thinking so foreign to the Micks .

( ps my mum is a proddy and my dad is a Mick , and I am an atheist so please note that I was trying to offend everybody … equally )

channelbottom

I realised I was allergic to dem crustaceans when peeling king prawns in a restaurant kitchen my fingers started going numb and my chest got super tight-feeling.

James Bickerton

Probably saved you from a sordid career in Pawnography …?

channelbottom

I dunno. I ended up dating a Chinese girl who worked there who was a foot taller than I was. We went on a hike round near Makapu’u and ended up stark naked on the rocks getting jiggy. I’m sure some fishermen copped a good eyeful as they loaded prawns or a bit of he’e on their hooks.

James Bickerton

A Star is Prawn …. meets Crazy Tall Asians ?


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