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channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

2000+ comments.
Is that a record for BG?

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
5 years ago

Just finished watching Carissas semi final and godamn does she have some turns!! Her heat reminded me of John John’s annihilation of Margaret River a couple years back. Proper Hawaiian style!! Combine that with the occasional air and she’s unbeatable.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
5 years ago

Still watching this on DVR and have a question for the Australians on here. Does Morgan Cibilic have some regional Australian accent? I’ve heard and talked to dozens of Australians in my life and could understand them perfectly. With Cibilic I can’t understand half of what he”s saying. It’s like when I’ve been in Houma or Breaux Bridge Louisiana and interacted with real Cajuns. It’s certainly a “version” of English but one I can barely understand. Is there an Aussie version of SoCal surfer bro speak?

Smelly Skater
Smelly Skater
5 years ago

I think that there is some South African influence in there. I’m not sure it’s a Newcastle thing.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

preps for a smooth stool…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

well rio postponed for now yet i doubt two months will do the trick…

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

It won’t. There’s no way this comp will run there.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Going to Brazil is fucking very risky no?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

more than that its a no go…

SalEnema Masakela
SalEnema Masakela
5 years ago

That “big yellowy glow” sounds like jaundiced liver issue. Thankfully Michelob ultra is basically non-alcoholic.

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

seems like more than 50% Brazilian crowd .

SalEnema Masakela
SalEnema Masakela
5 years ago

Gabbys all likable now? What the shit happened. Bizarro world

EP
EP
5 years ago

Creepy step dad out the picture and the guy has changed on us

SalEnema Masakela
SalEnema Masakela
5 years ago
Reply to  EP

Stage mom Charlie was the real enemy all along…

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

Gave up god

longtom
longtom
5 years ago

Joe Turpels brain is literally disengaged from the things that produce speech, I finally realised that.

SalEnema Masakela
SalEnema Masakela
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Pull chord hanging out of his back. Rote at all times

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  longtom

That was eerily dystopian.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

nows time to sort by oldest and comb through 2k comments for the pearls…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Are we all still here for the shit announcement?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

have a nice meal, stay safe yall…

Jamie Tierney
Jamie Tierney
5 years ago

announcement is Barra in July, it’s already on the wsl schedule page

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  Jamie Tierney

Alrighty then. Saved me more abuse from WSL productions. Night all.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago
Reply to  Jamie Tierney

Thank you.

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  Jamie Tierney

Nice

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  Jamie Tierney

Ha, I accidentally just leaked that before.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Luke is exactly how Mick will sound in 10 more years.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

well gringos the twenties are only beginning, learn portuguese bitches…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Two worthy finalists. Filipe may have totally missed his window.

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago

Italo and Gmed have legit skills in heavy waves. Felipe, not so much.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

my money is in these triplets for a solid decade on top five, say 25/50 slots…

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago

They’re really dragging this announcement out.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

Rabbit looks like how I hope I don’t look at 75. Rough.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago

*”minoritized.” Race, Equity, Inclusion 201.

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago

Blind optimism has me hoping they ditch trestles and send the top 5 to Indo.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

What’s the worst it could be?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
5 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

I’ll take Lowers at peak size and consistency if it produces like what we just saw from these two. Big barrels better, but still, I’ll take it.

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