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Dead juvie White.

Cache of Great White meat, and liver, seized one month after decapitated head of Great White shark, covered in stab wounds, found on popular New Zealand beach!

Orcas cleared of killing etc.

A few weeks back, the head, pec fins and innards of a juvie White were found on Pilot Bay Beach near the base of Mount Maunganui in the country’s North Island, the presumption being the fish had been killed for its meat. 

Now, a cache of Great White shark steaks, and liver, has been seized by the Department of Conservation with the man living at the address assisting, as they say, DOC investigators with their enquires. 

When the detritus of the killing was found there was speculation that the fish might’ve been hit by Orcas, whose lust for White livers is legendary.

That theory was hosed down by the photographer Dick Marquand.

“A clean cut just behind the gills is a fair indication that it wasn’t orca. Though that is open to interpretation of course… It was a clean cut to remove head but left pectoral fins and innards – bags still intact. Teeth and jaw intact. Stab wounds (approx 12) on head. Underside fins had been ‘filleted’ off and were found nearby.”

Great White meat ain’t on many menus.

In NZ, you get caught processing a White and you’ll be hit with prison, up to two years, and a fine of 250k, NZ, around 180k US. 

Still, diners who’ve enjoyed White flesh say it’s not unlike alligator, although it must be soaked well before eating ‘cause sharks piss through their skin. A better meat, if you like shark, is Mako, which is like a less oily swordfish. Marinate for twenty-four hours in a bowl filled with a mixture of chopped garlic, lemon juice, soy sauce and ginger.

Mercury isn’t too much of a concern unless y’eat it every day.

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Urchin Sepsis

Covered in Stab wounds you say.
So I’m assuming it was slapped to death by Ashton?

channelbottom

I think we’re forgetting that this shark may not have had required belt colour seniority and was thus ripe for being regulated.

There are systems in place, you know, for a good reason.

Lemon Next to the Pie

This whole story sounds a bit flakey to me.

KRIS

… Hāngi bru?

Barrelled

Is that some sort of Maori South African BBQ?

KRIS

… indeed. A Maori (Polynesian) BBQ. If you ever have the good fortune to be invited – GO!

Otto

A new zeal and wanting to be popular can be a beach if you’re heading there.

Barrelled

I tend to go with don’t eat sharks and hopefully they won’t eat you.

turts

Grandfather was up in court recently for eating a fucken pelican

Otto

Sheesh, he couldn’t let it finish fucken?

Chief Hot stuff

In prison, when the BIPOC ask what you’re in for, your reply that you killed a white will be well recieved

Owen Wright's Brains

the BIPOC are coming for ya!!!!!!!

ValiantScorn

“Please don’t let them find that condom in the parking lot garbage receptacle.”~(Ron the Robot)

disqus_00d1gIXedO

You write many articles that slant hard towards the anti-shark side of things. All of this is based on your seemingly misguided anthropomorphic bend, though. It’s a fucking shark. A shark is a shark is a shark. And guess what? In their non-cognition: a food source is a food source is a food source to a shark. A lot less dramatization of this reality would suffice.

channelbottom

Where’s the fun in that?

Phat-wan kerr

where the clicks in that?

Stick man

Cut to the Chase Michael!

Otto

Stickler for brevity.

Billy Hunt

You think sharks aren’t cognitive?

Aren’t you being anthropocentric?

Waterproof Polo

You think sharks don’t think?

Chief Hot stuff

Scientists gives us Convenience
then the scienctists give us hell.

Barrelled

So, if you take the definition of cognition to be:
the mental action or process of acquiring knowledge and understanding through thought, experience, and the senses

then you make no sense. They have to identify the food source somehow, probably senses and experience. But then again, you are asking BG to be less dramatic which makes no sense either.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

less drama, more trauma!!!

M.

He knows that his words have a less than zero percent chance of having any effect whatsoever. So he leans into the side that makes him look a bit edgy. You know, against the grain, free thinker, jadda jadda.
Maybe it’s for clicks, or to get the conversation going, or it’s a midlife crisis thing. Anyway it’s BG, taking it seriously does this site a disservice.

EDIT 100hours later:
PS Just for the record BG is overall great fun.

ValiantScorn

Did you not see Mr. Fonzarello in his final stunt? There’s always a shark in the story….


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