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Blood Feud: Aerial surfing pioneer Christian Fletcher vs 21st century Evel Knievel Robbie Maddison (and his wife)! “Obviously you don’t know much or else you wouldn’t be married to that lame bogan!”

Deft use of social media… 

Hawaii-born air pioneer Christian Fletcher has used Instagram to relay his tremendous displeasure at moto superstar Robbie Maddison’s use of the word Maddhouse to describe his house and track setup in Southern California. 

Maddhouse, of course, is a play on Maddison etc. 

Five years ago, Fletcher, the son of Astrodeck’s Herbie and Dibi, brother to Nathan and daddy to Greyson and who turns fifty this year, shaped, sprayed and glassed surfboards for Madhouse Kustomz, and which were sold for fifteen hundred dollars, although the website has since disappeared.

“The most bitchin boards you’ve ever seen,” wrote The Inertia at the time.

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Background on Robbie Maddison. 

Maddison is thirty-nine, has ridden a KTM250 with skis at Teahupoo, holds the world record for jumps (three hundred and fifty feet) and once leapt onto the Arc de Triomphe at the Paris Casino in Las Vegas and back down onto the strip.

I interviewed Maddison at the time, and which you can read here. 

It’s hard to tell whether Fletcher is baiting the Maddisons, it does seem to stem from a dispute over whether or not a surfboard was paid for, or whether he is genuinely aggrieved at the use of a not entirely original name, Madhouse used for everything from an animation studio to an Australian bakery, famous for its delicious brownies. 

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You can read the exchange below.

Perhaps of even more entertainment value is this exchange between Fletcher and an unnamed suitor.

My favourite memory of Fletcher came in 2004 during a holiday together to Malaysia where he administered therapeutic tablets to ease your writer, and his then biz partner’s, terrible anxiety at missing a flight from KL to Singapore.

Glory days etc.

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Some Guy

One time I was at my shaper Rumaner’s shaping room and Christian came by. He took a look at one of my boards I was having copied and pointed out that my two smaller inside quad fins were in backwards…not backwards Beth style but canted the wrong way. I had ridden that board like that for two years without ever changing the fins and it went unreal. Goes to show all that gimmickry about fins is kind of a joke.

Otto

Mind fetching me a beer too?

Sea Of Seven

In all fairness that might NOT be Christian – his instagram is @papagila Do your homework people!

Stick man

The Smut Peddler

ValiantScorn

Internet trophy*

NEGATRON

My favourite BeachGrit Christian Fletcher moment from when Mickey C was on the cusp of attempting to be a writer instead of a content creator.
https://beachgrit.com/2017/…

bob

Wow the balls on MC, commendable to go into that situation and call those fuckwits out. Be similar to going to a bar in Wyoming and try to argue with science and facts.
I never didn’t like him and you cant blame the guy for going with the money and having a career surf adjacent.

Mista Spakle

Your right…..that was kinda crazy and cool.

Otto

Thanks for posting that. tDidn’t realize you had keys to the archives, otherwise I would have asked you.
The best part of that was the set-up. I forget who picked the fight. While some may be quick to say Christian, I seem to remember it was Mickey C. I want to believe that.
Can you post that string of articles from Blood Feud to Bar? It was quintessential Beach Grit.

NEGATRON

No special key. Just Google.

Otto

*heavy sigh*

Kennypowersmullet

I’ve spent time with Christian An I can confirm he’s an A grade fuckwit, pretty sure anyone else that’s not a fanboy can confirm also. Who cares about his bullshit. Guys lucky he comes from surfing royalty otherwise he’d be sucking dick for cigarettes.

mine.mine.mine

jaja

ValiantScorn

His dads cooler than Moses, so he gets a wide berth….

Kennypowersmullet

True

Z Knows

Correction* he sucks dick for free.

Jungle drum

Grade a cockhead but he knows he is a cockhead ..
Just doesn’t give a fuck ?

Everybody gives the boomers & millennials a hard time when it’s us gen xs that are the biggest pieces of shit.. punk rock forever 🤣🤣

Kennypowersmullet

100% he knows he’s a dick an owns. I’ll give him that. Does sick airs too

Chief Hot stuff

Asia is good for tablets.
Like choosing candy

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Me thinks it’s very funny that Mr Fletcher called someone else a bogan. Something about black kettles and pots.

Italo Post Heat Interview

He really set himself up for many lethal combacks…its a shame the bait wasnt taken

Lemon Next to the Pie

The easiest way to identify a bogan is neck tattoos.

Return of the Samsung Board

Is CF on gear or what

Also, does he still surf?

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Probably the biggest check they’d ever seen up that point in their lives!

Simsurf

Can we not do articles that consist of just screenshots from Instagram please.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Madhouse is an obscure Prince related jazz funk band from the 80s.

channelbottom

Also name of Anthrax song.

Stick man

TSOL too. (Revenge Album)

Lemon Next to the Pie

Have you seen the Anthrax retrospective doco thing on the tube of You? Ten minutes on each album/significant moment for the band. I like a few of their songs, but like them a lot more now seeing this. If you’ve ‘Got the Time’ you should check it out. (I know it’s a cover, but it’s a great one).

channelbottom

Thanks. Might check it out some time.

Lemon Next to the Pie

It’s a whole series of them. I think a new one drops today US time. Already 12 bits available. It’s impossible to dislike Scott Ian.

Travis Edgar

That’s madd!…real jazzy funky house stuff

Otto

Derek, would you be so kind to reach into the archive and dust off the series of articles featuring Christian taking aim at Mike C. How you and Chas, perhaps mostly Chas, masterfully pushed the Blood Feud to its natural destination, Mike finding himself in the wolf’s den. Fuck that shit was funny! If you do, there’s a slightly used BG air freshener in it for you.

Abscessed Llama

You are right! Hope MC gives us some credit for the tough love we gave him back then..

channelbottom

Irrelevant to story but this is this is today , immediately adjacent to the recent contest site in Newy.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Pauly Matt War-Shore

OMG WAS @@surfads (Disqus) OUT THERE?

channelbottom

You’d have to ask him.
I was only posting a video I was sent (a link).

I’m too out to of shape and time to battle my way out back to similarly kook-out.

@surfads

I had the day off. Went driving for three hrs only to end up back at home. Ended up at Newy main break for three hrs, similar conditions and like 4 ppl out. A Good day.

Simsurf

I dont think i have ever seen so many kooks in one video.

DavidC

That was my first thought.

mine.mine.mine

what is the point of that video? people surfing into closeouts or falling?

Chief Hot stuff

You can tell its a novcocastrian singing
Grunt grunt

Hans_Moleman

Whoever edited this clearly just uses slow-mo at random. unless their intent was to emphasis people bailing or dodging the barrel?

channelbottom

Yeah I didn’t watch all of it, nor listened.

NEGATRON

I want that tune played at my funeral or wedding. Whichever one comes first.

mine.mine.mine

fuck there is sound.. i just turned it on.. now that is a game changer.. much more enjoyable

Beachnative

there is no difference

Waxyfeet

Ookaaay then

Dogsnuts

What does bogan mean in the U.S.? Because we all know what fanny means everywhere else.

Waxyfeet

Redneck

channelbottom

Individual of low cultural capital.

Billy Hunt

Trump voter

Ricky Spanish

I dont know or care who’s right or wrong in this, but I gotta say Christian Fletcher is pretty fuckin rad.

Abscessed Llama

Rad to to a post puberty thirteen year old..

Ricky Spanish

I know you are but what am i?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

CF is a flat out gronk who still calls people “fags”


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