Hawaii’s Tanner Hendrickson fires broadside at Mikey Wright, WSL: “I can think of DOZENS of surfers who could do damage on tour and instead you keep throwing him wildcards without any stellar results!”

Blood Feud!

The Open Thread, Comment Live activity has proven so enjoyable, so robust, that it can even withstand the monotonous hum emanating from Lemoore, California.

I’ll be honest. I didn’t know if it was possible. I pictured that plow and those surfers sitting and bobbing for an eternal five minutes and these commentators hand jamming nonsense and thought, “Nope. Our BeachGrit mosh pit will not be able to find rhythm

Boy, was I wrong.

Not only have I had many laughs, so far, but blood feuds have been uncovered.

For example I can’t tell who because Disqus handle became obscured, happened to be searching Hawaiian Tanner Henrickson’s Instagram stories, yeoman’s work in and of itself, and stumbled across a broadside delivered against Mikey Wright and the World Surf League.

Give someone else the opportunity of a lifetime @wsl,” Hendrickson began. “Tired of seeing Mikey Wright get a wild card into every event for the past 3 years? I can think of DOZENS of surfers who could do damage on tour and instead you keep throwing him wild cards without any stellar results.”

A fine point, no?

Hendrickson was last seen knocking an açaí bowl from Brazilian Michael Rodrigues’ hand on Oahu’s North Shore.

More entertaining than anything Wright has done this year, or last, no?

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Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago

Who’s Tanner Hendrickson?

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
5 years ago

A Brazilian fetus would get a better score than Miki wright at the mechanical water machine.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

What is it with this site and the wrong comments being at the bottom of the article?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
5 years ago

Fair point, the wsl has been trying to “toughen up” their image with Mickey’s designer mullet “rough boy” marketing potential , maybe trying to keep the mid west market interested ?
As for his surfing , agree he rips but so do plenty of others (not sure if tanner does though?) I’d never heard of him before or after the acai bowl incident

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

(Shrug)

Neville Bartos
Neville Bartos
5 years ago

Well there ya go- a headline about a throw away comment from someone nobody has ever heard of.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Edit: Post removed to place elsewhere

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Jesse probably would’ve whipped Mikey in the North Point carpark if it’d gone that far, and presumably Tanner would whip Jesse…

Ben Life
Ben Life
5 years ago

Mikey is surfing only slightly better than Taj @ Rotto. He at least stood up on a wave

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

this has all the makings of a menstrual blood, dude; rather than a blood feud

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Mikey seems more like the cat on acid type than a dog person.

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

Tanner’s wright on this one

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Michael Wrightriguez

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
5 years ago

I would have to agree, Mikey Wright seems like he’s as good as an average top local surfer

Crying Jordy
Crying Jordy
5 years ago

Tanner who?

turts
turts
5 years ago

So Michael Wright isn’t legitimately on tour?

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Come to think of it, did he hand jam M-Rod’s açai bowl?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Who dosent love reading the lame featured comment a thousand times.
Whoever puts a featured comment on a live comment stream is a fuken retard

astro
astro
5 years ago

Yea – still a bit dark that MRod never got true slaps for being a wanker.
Oh well, there’s hope for the future.


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