Just in: Brisbane, Australia set to be
announced as host of 2032 Olympics all but guaranteeing surfing’s
inclusion for the next decade!
By Chas Smith
Australian tax payers rejoice!
Surfing, you are certainly aware, is set to
make its grand Olympic debut in just weeks. Tokyo’s Chiba will see
Jeremy Flores, Kolohe Andino, Sally Fitzgibbons, Italo Ferreira,
maybe Kelly Slater battling it out for gold it what should be
“small and funky” waves.
Extremely fun with the world’s eyes on us etc.
After Tokyo, the Games moves to Paris for 2024 and the host
nation has already declared surfing will be included, taking place
in “France across the Water” i.e. Teahupoo, Tahiti.
Incredible potential.
In 2028, the 5-ring circus travels to Los Angeles and it is
impossible to think that surfing will not also be on the menu there
too. Malibu? World Surf League CEO’s own Manhattan Beach? Lower
Trestles?
Somewhere certainly.
And now, just moments ago, Brisbane, Australia was announced as
a shoo-in for the 2032 Olympiad.
Per ESPN, “IOC
president Thomas Bach said after an executive board meeting
Thursday that Australia’s third-biggest city can be awarded hosting
rights as the only candidate proposed at a July 21 meeting in
Tokyo.
Bach praised Australia as a sport-loving country with strong
support from layers of government in the city of Brisbane, the
state of Queensland and federal level.’All this together, I think,
made it somehow irresistible,’ the IOC leader said.”
Beautiful Brisbane in the shadow of Surfers Paradise, a stone’s
throw from Coolie Kid, and of course we’ll be there, each and every
one of us, cheering Joel Parkinson’s children to gold.
Does schoolies happen in July?
A decade-plus of Olympic surfing with no end in sight.
I really hope schoolies and the Olympics collide.
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US Olympic Star Public Enemy #1 as furious
San Clemente residents rally against “unsafe” e-bikes “impacting
the serenity” of Trestles and San Onofre!
By Derek Rielly
Ban the bike!
A petition, already signed by two furious residents, is
circulating with the aim of convincing California State Parks to
shut down electric bicycles being used to ferry surfers to
and from Lowers and San Onofre.
E-bikes have become de rigueur for surfers in San Clemente,
including but not limited to US Olympic hero Kolohe Andino,
eliminating the need to pilot trucks short distances around the
pretty little neighbourhood, as well as providing a sweat-free way
to negotiate the trail to Lowers.
A few pedestrians have been hit by ‘em, and there’s been a
collision here and there between bikes, but a small price to pay, I
think, like the people dying of catastrophic blood clots ‘cause
they gobbled up the Astra Zeneca vaccine.
You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, as they say.
As per Kyle Stevens’ petition.
E-bikes have negatively impacted the serenity of the
Trestles and San Onofre area by creating an unsafe environment for
park users on trails, beaches, and paved pathways. The walkway off
Cristianitos Road next to San Mateo Point leading south into the
park has become heavily used by e-bikes often traveling at a high
rate of speed while mixing with pedestrian foot traffic. Often the
e-bikes are being driven by children too small for the bikes who
have little ability or knowledge of how to safely navigate this
area without putting others at risk. Dirt and sand trails in the
area have the same situation occurring as well. Many of these
e-bikes are traveling at 30 mph and some are modified to go up to
40 mph. These are speeds equivalent to gas powered scooters,
motorcycles, and other motorized vehicles which are already
prohibited in the aforementioned areas. California Parks regulates
and often prohibits e-bike usage in state parks in other areas. The
same should be done at San Onofre and Trestles before another
serious collision takes place.
Breaking: World Surf League cancels
upcoming Rio Pro citing the dreaded “abundance of caution!”
By Chas Smith
"Disorder and lack of progress."
Oh but the World Surf League has just released
a scintillating press release detailing how the rest of the 2020/21
World Championship Tour will look/feel.
Exciting?
Obviously.
Highlights included Mexico being pushed back by a month to
accommodate International Surfing Association chief Fernando
Aguerre’s coup, the Outerknown Tahiti Pro being pushed back two
days for outerunknown reasons, Surf Ranch unfortunately still
coming up next and the Rio Pro canceled.
Why?
The Oi Rio Pro had originally been pushed back from June to
August in hopes of safely running the event. The WSL has continued
to monitor the situation and made the decision to cancel the event
for 2021 out of an abundance of caution for the safety of athletes,
staff and the local community. The WSL looks forward to returning
to Saquarema with the world’s best surfers in 2022.
Those dreaded abundances of caution.
World Surf League CEO Erik Logan, “We’re really proud that we’ve
been able to schedule a truly global tour for 2021.”
Brazil, apparently, no longer “truly global.”
Disorder and lack of progress in Santa Monica, if you ask
me.
On the plus side, Kelly Slater now has one less foot injury to
fake.
A relief.
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Cinema: Critics swoon as U.S. Olympic
alternate Kelly Slater dusts off acting career and brings winning
performance to Hawaiian beer commercial!
By Chas Smith
"If a commercial like this is going to work, it has
to work moment by moment and scene by scene -- and 'Kona Brewing
Co. Surf Lesson 30' does."
Constantin Stanislavski, a notable Russian theater
actor, is famous for saying, “Remember: there are no small
parts, only small actors.” A very true and honest line that has
proved true time and time again including days ago when former
actor and U.S. Olympic alternate Kelly Slater dusted off his
laurels and re-took the stage in a masterful turn.
Slater, standing on a beach to the left of two “braddahs” made
famous advertising Hawaii’s Kona Brewing Company, looks both wry
and relaxed as the camera focuses on him.
He is wearing a khaki Outerknown hat, khaki pocket t-shirt, teal
and grey Outerknown trunks.
The “braddahs” throw him a beer, he catches it while looking
straight at the camera and says, “Pretty simple. You gotta catch
them before they break.”
Can a slight island inflection be heard in his voice?
Maybe.
Critics are calling Slater’s performance “inspired” and
“welcome” with the late Roger Ebert writing, “I’m not a purist when
it comes to beer commercials, and with ‘Kona Brewing Co. Surf
Lesson 30,’ that’s just as well. If a commercial like this is going
to work, it has to work moment by moment and scene by scene — and
‘Kona Brewing Co. Surf Lesson 30’ does. There are all sorts of
unanswered questions when the commercial is over, but I’m not
inclined to hold that against it. I enjoy beer commercials for the
people and predicaments in them, not for their clockwork
plots.”
Very true.
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US surf star who says he “completely lost”
his mind after being hit by a surfboard fin posts troubling
Instagram story: “We’re at our breaking point… I feel so
helpless with my injury, so weak…”
By Derek Rielly
“It’s been escalating, like, the longer this goes,
the worse it’s been getting. It got to a point where I was scared
the other day…"
The Pensacola surfer and comic Sterling Spencer who says
he “completely lost” his mind after being hit by a surfboard fin
eighteen months ago, the injury worsened when a drunk driver hit
his stationary car, has posted a troubling Instagram
story to his sixty-two thousand followers after an
incident with his girlfriend.
Spencer, who is thirty-five and the son of Gulf Coast legend
Yancy Spencer III, hit worldwide fame in 2010 when he posted a
dubbed video of a kid trying to get Jeremy Flores’ autograph at
J-Bay, with Flores strangling Spencer at the Surfer Poll awards the
same year in revenge.
This video, a day or so old, is a piece to camera where Sterling
recounts a “physical” incident with his girlfriend, also posted to
Instagram, nowgone.
“Sorry y’all had to see that the other day. I’ve been injured
for over a year now and Amanda has been taking care of me every
stop of the way and she’s so selfless and so giving. She gives and
gives and gives and all of a sudden there’s nothing left for her
and she just snaps…
“It’s been escalating, like, the longer this goes, the worse
it’s been getting. It got to a point where I was scared the other
day and I hate to show that or make her look like a bad person
because she’s absolutely not, we’re at our breaking point.
“I feel so helpless at times with my injury, so weak. I just
reacted and didn’t know what else to do…
“I hate if this makes her look bad, she’s an amazing person,
pleases don’t send negative messages to her, she needs a lot of
love, she’s just given so much. She’s tired, man, and
I’mtired and just
trying to get through this.
“We’re both going to get help and change.
“One more thing. Amanda, she did not hit me. I believe I wrote
she swung at me. She was trying to get my phone away from me and it
was a little physical but she did not hit me.
“Amanda, I’m so grateful for everything you’ve done for me, day
in day out. I appreciate this for the rest of my life. No one’s
ever been there for me like this and, I love you and looking
forward to better times.”
Mental illness, as we all know, or should know by now, ain’t a
joke.
When Sterling posted about
the incidence of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
(CTE) among surfers, ie, repeated blows to the
head, wipeouts, airs etc, causing a progressive
and ultimately fatal brain disease, big names piled
on.
Albee Layer: Thank you sterling. It’s not to say you can’t
go hard but that risk is there and pretending it’s not doesn’t help
anyone.
Nathan Florence: 100% it is more common than most know!
great share bro
Owen Wright, whose own brain injury nearly ended his career:
The sad thing is no one is motivated to protect their heads
until they have a major accident. After my Tbi the WSL reshaped the
way they assess their injured athletes and a lot of the surfers
still don’t really follow the protocol and find it hard to give
their brain the attention it needs. The long term affects of this
is something no one wants to really look at and knows where to go
to solve it which leaves our sporting greats and any surfer really,
dealing with mental health issues. Good news is it’s been brought
to light with WSL and it’s doctors and they are actively still
moving in the right direction with long term brain care at the top
level. For the everyday punter they need to start realise that
wearing a helmet is a simple but effective way that you can protect
your head. Wishing you and your family all the best through this
journey.
Wishing our brother good health and good luck navigating his way
outta this.