Breaking: World Surf League cancels
upcoming Rio Pro citing the dreaded “abundance of caution!”
By Chas Smith
"Disorder and lack of progress."
Oh but the World Surf League has just released
a scintillating press release detailing how the rest of the 2020/21
World Championship Tour will look/feel.
Exciting?
Obviously.
Highlights included Mexico being pushed back by a month to
accommodate International Surfing Association chief Fernando
Aguerre’s coup, the Outerknown Tahiti Pro being pushed back two
days for outerunknown reasons, Surf Ranch unfortunately still
coming up next and the Rio Pro canceled.
Why?
The Oi Rio Pro had originally been pushed back from June to
August in hopes of safely running the event. The WSL has continued
to monitor the situation and made the decision to cancel the event
for 2021 out of an abundance of caution for the safety of athletes,
staff and the local community. The WSL looks forward to returning
to Saquarema with the world’s best surfers in 2022.
Those dreaded abundances of caution.
World Surf League CEO Erik Logan, “We’re really proud that we’ve
been able to schedule a truly global tour for 2021.”
Brazil, apparently, no longer “truly global.”
Disorder and lack of progress in Santa Monica, if you ask
me.
On the plus side, Kelly Slater now has one less foot injury to
fake.
A relief.
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Cinema: Critics swoon as U.S. Olympic
alternate Kelly Slater dusts off acting career and brings winning
performance to Hawaiian beer commercial!
By Chas Smith
"If a commercial like this is going to work, it has
to work moment by moment and scene by scene -- and 'Kona Brewing
Co. Surf Lesson 30' does."
Constantin Stanislavski, a notable Russian theater
actor, is famous for saying, “Remember: there are no small
parts, only small actors.” A very true and honest line that has
proved true time and time again including days ago when former
actor and U.S. Olympic alternate Kelly Slater dusted off his
laurels and re-took the stage in a masterful turn.
Slater, standing on a beach to the left of two “braddahs” made
famous advertising Hawaii’s Kona Brewing Company, looks both wry
and relaxed as the camera focuses on him.
He is wearing a khaki Outerknown hat, khaki pocket t-shirt, teal
and grey Outerknown trunks.
The “braddahs” throw him a beer, he catches it while looking
straight at the camera and says, “Pretty simple. You gotta catch
them before they break.”
Can a slight island inflection be heard in his voice?
Maybe.
Critics are calling Slater’s performance “inspired” and
“welcome” with the late Roger Ebert writing, “I’m not a purist when
it comes to beer commercials, and with ‘Kona Brewing Co. Surf
Lesson 30,’ that’s just as well. If a commercial like this is going
to work, it has to work moment by moment and scene by scene — and
‘Kona Brewing Co. Surf Lesson 30’ does. There are all sorts of
unanswered questions when the commercial is over, but I’m not
inclined to hold that against it. I enjoy beer commercials for the
people and predicaments in them, not for their clockwork
plots.”
Very true.
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US surf star who says he “completely lost”
his mind after being hit by a surfboard fin posts troubling
Instagram story: “We’re at our breaking point… I feel so
helpless with my injury, so weak…”
By Derek Rielly
“It’s been escalating, like, the longer this goes,
the worse it’s been getting. It got to a point where I was scared
the other day…"
The Pensacola surfer and comic Sterling Spencer who says
he “completely lost” his mind after being hit by a surfboard fin
eighteen months ago, the injury worsened when a drunk driver hit
his stationary car, has posted a troubling Instagram
story to his sixty-two thousand followers after an
incident with his girlfriend.
Spencer, who is thirty-five and the son of Gulf Coast legend
Yancy Spencer III, hit worldwide fame in 2010 when he posted a
dubbed video of a kid trying to get Jeremy Flores’ autograph at
J-Bay, with Flores strangling Spencer at the Surfer Poll awards the
same year in revenge.
This video, a day or so old, is a piece to camera where Sterling
recounts a “physical” incident with his girlfriend, also posted to
Instagram, nowgone.
“Sorry y’all had to see that the other day. I’ve been injured
for over a year now and Amanda has been taking care of me every
stop of the way and she’s so selfless and so giving. She gives and
gives and gives and all of a sudden there’s nothing left for her
and she just snaps…
“It’s been escalating, like, the longer this goes, the worse
it’s been getting. It got to a point where I was scared the other
day and I hate to show that or make her look like a bad person
because she’s absolutely not, we’re at our breaking point.
“I feel so helpless at times with my injury, so weak. I just
reacted and didn’t know what else to do…
“I hate if this makes her look bad, she’s an amazing person,
pleases don’t send negative messages to her, she needs a lot of
love, she’s just given so much. She’s tired, man, and
I’mtired and just
trying to get through this.
“We’re both going to get help and change.
“One more thing. Amanda, she did not hit me. I believe I wrote
she swung at me. She was trying to get my phone away from me and it
was a little physical but she did not hit me.
“Amanda, I’m so grateful for everything you’ve done for me, day
in day out. I appreciate this for the rest of my life. No one’s
ever been there for me like this and, I love you and looking
forward to better times.”
Mental illness, as we all know, or should know by now, ain’t a
joke.
When Sterling posted about
the incidence of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
(CTE) among surfers, ie, repeated blows to the
head, wipeouts, airs etc, causing a progressive
and ultimately fatal brain disease, big names piled
on.
Albee Layer: Thank you sterling. It’s not to say you can’t
go hard but that risk is there and pretending it’s not doesn’t help
anyone.
Nathan Florence: 100% it is more common than most know!
great share bro
Owen Wright, whose own brain injury nearly ended his career:
The sad thing is no one is motivated to protect their heads
until they have a major accident. After my Tbi the WSL reshaped the
way they assess their injured athletes and a lot of the surfers
still don’t really follow the protocol and find it hard to give
their brain the attention it needs. The long term affects of this
is something no one wants to really look at and knows where to go
to solve it which leaves our sporting greats and any surfer really,
dealing with mental health issues. Good news is it’s been brought
to light with WSL and it’s doctors and they are actively still
moving in the right direction with long term brain care at the top
level. For the everyday punter they need to start realise that
wearing a helmet is a simple but effective way that you can protect
your head. Wishing you and your family all the best through this
journey.
Wishing our brother good health and good luck navigating his way
outta this.
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John John Florence watchers, Kelly Slater,
attempt to discern clues left in explosive new interview: “…and
while his knee sounded like the Fourth of July, cracking and
popping, he pushed through .”
By Chas Smith
Tea leaves.
Surfing’s grand debut in the Tokyo 2020
Olympics, being held in 2021, is mere weeks away and
professional surf fans are growing increasingly thrilled, three
questions dominating conversations and minds: How will
Japan-by-way-of-Huntington-Beach’s Kanoa Igarashi take being
unseated as darling by
Australia’s Sally Fitzgibbons? Will John John
Florence’s knee heel from his unspecified surgery in time for
competition or will he cede his spot to runner-up Kelly Slater?
Will Stab magazine savage the Olympics like it does the World Surf
League or elevate its tone to match the gravitas of
history?
On the penultimate, a new, wide-ranging interview just released
today provides clues about the state of Florence’s knee but does it
provide clarity?
“Body’s doing good,” Florence tells The Manual, his blonde
hair a trademark mess but with clear eyes. “Once you get to this
three-week mark, it just gets so much better every day.”
The swelling is down, the range of motion coming back. Just
today he hopped back on his Peloton bike (Florence was announced as
one of nine athletes sponsored by the company in April), and while
his knee sounded like the Fourth of July, cracking and popping, he
pushed through. “It felt good to get my legs moving like that,” he
says.
Later…
But on the day we talk surfing, we don’t speak of Slater.
Instead, we talk of Florence’s own generation, his roots as a
Hawaiian, and the people and places that influenced him.
Ending with…
Time is not on his side — Florence admits that if everything
with his rehab goes smoothly, the earliest he’ll be back in the
water would be two weeks before he’d need to fly to Tokyo for the
Games. When he’s able to surf again, it will be in California
waters, not Hawaiian, so as to prepare for less-powerful waves that
might mimic competition conditions.
Time to sort the tea leaves.
Is a knee that sounds like the Fourth of July good? I’m no
doctor, I’ll admit, but it doesn’t sound good and rehab needing to
go smoothly in order for Florence to have two weeks of training
also doesn’t sound good but, again, no doctor.
Also, is not talking about Slater but rather the people and
places who have influenced him Florence’s way of letting Kelly know
that he will not give up his slot even if injured? I think it may
be a reasonable assumption to draw.
If I was going to put money on it, after reading this interview
in any case, I would push it all on Florence heading to Tokyo,
Slater heading to Tokyo too, and maybe Shane Stant coming as
Slater’s plus one.
My professional surf journalist opinion.
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The WSL’s Wall of Positive Noise shatters
as renegade staff break rank to lambast heritage surfing magazine,
“I have seldom seen a media outlet cover the sport that they love
so negatively!”
By Derek Rielly
"That's not normal for most sports."
Shock news out of the WSL’s Santa Monica office as
breakaway staffmembers, including its Chief
Strategy and Brand Officer and veteran of fifteen years and four
months, Mr Dave Prodan, shatter the previously impregnable Wall of
Positive Noise™ to single out a much-loved heritage
surfing magazine for censure.
During a recording of the WSL podcast, The Lineup, and in
a sub-program called Break Room, where other
WSL employees are brought into the game, in this case marketing
coordinator, Lyndsey Volk, podcast producer Ryan Faucett, art
director Kimberly Hogan and Henry Bear, role unknown, a listener’s
question is read out.
“Is there a rivalry with Stab or is it good for the brand
to have an antagonist?”
An unnamed employee unloads,
“Hmmm. It’s an interesting question. So, I work in marketing,
for me there’s no rivalry with Stab. They cover us. They’re
a media outlet who cover surfing so they naturally cover the best
in the world, but it’s not like I’m going on my day-to day, uh, job
writing promos or emails saying (funny voice)… oooh… I
wonder what Stab’s going to say about this or (funny voice)…
ooooh… I’m going too throw this clip in there and see
how Stab reacts.
“I’m not saying there’s no place for criticism in sports, I
mean, it’s everywhere, I think the question comes for the fact that
most coverage the WSL gets from Stab is negative and that’s
why people on Instagram are like, ‘Oh there’s rivalry, how are you
responding?’ and are asking us as employees if it plays into our
day-to-day jobs.
“That’s not normal for most sports…”
Following is an anecdote about Mad Men with the WSL
casting itself as devil-may-care Don Draper and Stab
magazine, a much-loved title founded in 2003, as a meaningless
underling.
Two things.
1. When did the Stab vs the WSL vendetta begin and how
did I miss?
2. Do you, or can you, speak fluent passive-aggressive, as per
WSL employees?
(With thanks to BeachGrit reader, Mr Wilson, for
listening to the podcast until the forty-minute mark were the
exchange takes place.)