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I'm writing a poem to Ruby-Lee if you wanna know: "Thousands of sperm, looking like pins in a pincushion, fight for admission to the egg's inner sanctum. Only one will make it."

Fourth Coffey sister joins world of X-rated entertainment as millionairess Ellie-Jean goes next level with double-headed dildo!

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On a recent Discord thread, a link was posted to a film featuring the former world number #25 surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey “sucking on both these black cocks”, a double-pronged dildo, designed to fill ass and pussy, with a suction cup base, the device fashioned from a dark brown-coloured silicon. 

An earlier post had featured a still from the short film, although some on the thread were concerned there was a sleight of hand, a retractable dildo possibly.

“How would you know it went in?” asked one. “Can’t see anything, looks like it’s rubbed outside if anything.”

After the link to the video appeared, and which quickly dispelled any doubt as to why the dildo disappeared, the reader, still disgruntled, wrote, “Fair enough I’ll cop that. Still a shit vid where you see fuck all.” 

Ellie-Jean, who turns twenty-seven this year, broke the seal, so to speak, on the porn game for the four sisters last September. EJ spoke of the one million dollars a month she is making from her channel and says it was her desire to liberate and empower other women that motivated her to do porn.

Holly-Sue, Bonnie-Lou, quickly followed up with X-rated sites of their own. 

And, now, the fourth of the sisters, Ruby-Lee, who is twenty-one, has promised to reveal the power and the glory and the grandeur of the female to screams and barbaric yawps of people with phalluses.

At rubycoffeyprivate.com, lonely souls pay $13.36 a month for “exclusive photos and videos”

Early offerings, include “My top can’t contain my tits,” “Extra sexy G-Banger! meowww” and “Feelin’ myself (three photos)”. 

Ruby-Lee made the announcement, naturally, to her almost half-a-million followers on Instagram.

 

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stephen e. hansen

do these girls fuck each other for their sites? that is ALL we want to see. lesbian incest!!!!!

Greenroom Times

Any link to the discord? I have to make a honest assessment, don’t like to judge a book by its cover etc

in tubo veritas

For some reason I can only see all this ending in a short of abuse accusations to a relative or something like that.The fact that all of them follow the same path makes me cringe..

G. Brimage

The most engaging headline Ive read in decades!! Hands down. LoveBG

DavidC

The story that just keeps giving!

Joe Deal

There is no other life for me than surfing !!! Hang tough sistahs and blalahs it just gets better and better as time goes by and now this too ! Aiiiyaaaa !!!

JohnsKnees

While DR paints a nice picture with his words I would prefer the article include imagery of said descriptions. As they say…. a picture is worth a thousand words

Occ Topus

Evidently, “coffey” is an Aussie term for ‘whore’.

Ricky Spanish

So is Papa Coffey a total failure as a father or an admirably successful pimp?

David

The latter

Heysoos

nothing says “smash the patriarchy” like a double-headed dildo.

Camster

Have seen all these freaks in real life multiple times at crescent head with the weird old man. They all look like they live at KFC and Krispy Kreme! Hail damage everywhere
And the youngest one is the fattest of them all!

Doobalachy

Is this the sister mitch parko is seeing or is there another one?

Travis Edgar

I’ll grab a quadruple shot of blend 43…cheap Coffey!

Travis Edgar

Box grit…

Dogsnuts

Sex on the beach!

Travis Edgar

Obviously you kiwi?…beach cricket…six on da bitch !

Chief Hot stuff

So crypto!!!

mike m

All dressed up and no one to blow.

NEGATRON

You alright Bud? Posts are all over the show.

Stanislav Franck

Fuck me if I ain’t as confused as I’ve felt for at least a week. Granted, it’s hump day, and State of Origin’s on tonight, so I have my reasons, but EJ and her sisters have my head all agog. EJ says she got into the porn business – and presumably her sisters followed for the same reasons – to “liberate and empower other women.” Slap me across my male chops if I’m wrong but I assume this is adjacent, at least, to feminism and equality and equal rights and yada yada yada.

Here’s where I’m stumped, pardon the pun. What man, in the history of the world, ever, has been considered “liberated and empowered” and free and powerful coz, for work, he gets his work shorts off but maybe keeps his business socks on, flops his cock out, has a wank, maybe shoves a plug up his bumhole, jizzes all over himself, videos the whole affair, and uploads it to some online channel?

Liberating and empowering, you say?

Gil Gunderson

That’s just the QLD origin camp.

G. Brimage

LMAO

DavidC

Just a pure piece of spin to legitimise herself!

Z Knows

Still cheaper than a set of new FCS fins

Simsurf

Does anyone really believe she made a ‘million’ dollars

Chief Hot stuff

Shed have about 8 Mill by now if so.


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