Hunter Biden, lightly controversial son of U.S. President, dons “very tight wetsuit,” gets surf lesson from voice of WSL Strider Wasilewski: “Biden’s giant pink surfboard immediately showed that he was a beginner!”

Ethicists concerned.

Of all the wonderful surf-adjacent news thought I would wake up to this morning, World Surf League commentator and great Strider “Raspberry” Wasilewski giving a Malibu surf lesson to the lightly controversial son of the United States President cum artist Hunter Biden was not on the radar.

But here we are, a gift.

The august Daily Mail captured many images of the session (must see here), describing Biden’s wetsuit as “VERY tight” and his board as “giant” “immediately showing that he was a beginner.”

His belly-to-knee-to-slip pop up also showed that he was a beginner.

Biden, for his part, appeared to be having much fun and Wasilewski appeared to have been a serviceable teacher, pushing his eager student in etc. The group, including other friends and secret service friends, were all smiles after the session as Biden’s tummy threatened to burst forth from its neoprene casing.

The Mail reveals he began renting a house in Malibu four months ago for $20,000 per month.

It features an open floor plan.

The first son, lightly controversial for his dealings in Ukraine, affairing on his wife with his widowed sister-in-law, “smoking crack and drinking vodka exclusively for a period of time,” is now an artist with pieces for sale for $500,000. Ethicists worry that purchasing his paintings will be an easy way to curry favor with the very heights of governmental power.

Ethicists.

Lame stick in the muds always.

More as the story develops.

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peanut simpson
peanut simpson
5 years ago

“lightly controversial” What a weird way to summarize a guy who admitted to smoking cheese because he kept thinking its crack and he’s heavily addicted.

I remember when Trump’s older kid had red eyes and everyone wouldn’t stop talking about him possibly doing cocaine and how bad that is. We literally have videos of Hunter smoking crack and tweaking out but now everyone is just like “lol its cool, stuff happens, we shouldn’t judge..unless our beloved political party says otherwise :)”

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

That’s not the fucking boss, my dude. Bruce is the Boss

Onedimensionalman
Onedimensionalman
5 years ago

Chas, what do you think of his paintings? I was surprised.

J H
J H
5 years ago

Margot Robbie would be my choice.

J H
J H
5 years ago

“Cocaine + Politics: A Sordid History of The World’s Greatest Love Affair”

Coming soon from award winning journalist Chas Smith.

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Yo! Good to see ya

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

The dog! Could be that he got with the sister of his wife, which is one of the holy trinity of conquests, doing sisters. Or he could have just done his brother’s wife, which would be cold. And just poor form. Only thing better than getting two sisters, is the sacred
mother-daughter combo.
That could be his next conquest to check off his list.

Sean Callahan
Sean Callahan
5 years ago

Imagine the fucking deserted atoll you could search and post up on for 20k a month! That clown could be surfing sorta ok in 5 years shipping in coaches and surfing all the empty waves he wanted. But he parks it at Malibu. Clown. I don’t know. Maybe he’s cool. I’m just jealous of that cash flow. I’d get my surgeries and be back on my 5′ 5″.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

…as the story develops.

J H
J H
5 years ago

Despite the best efforts of Twatter…

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Cum artists are making bank these days

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  SSD

You have inspired me to let my creative juices flow. Good to see ya here again SSD.

SSD
SSD
5 years ago

Let it flow! Been awhile, my friend, hope you’re doing well

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago

Raspberry – “Ok kids, mom and I are going on a quick trip for some us time. Uncle Hunter is going to hang with you while we are gone. You guys are going to have so much fun. Goin to be sick. Just lock your bedroom doors when you go to sleep.”
Hunter – “Fuck yeah I’ll sleep with your kids.”
Kids – “Uncle Hunter said if its not glass the pipe will catch on fire and burn your face off.”

Onedimensionalman
Onedimensionalman
5 years ago

Just here to point out that Hunter is cooler than shit and living a life the haters are jealous of. Hard drugs, money, plenty of women, and now surfing… just a beautiful legend of a man who’s never given two fucks.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Shit is cool?

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago

That what I was thinking. Hunter is the Dora of DC. Cool as a big pile of shit.

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
5 years ago

and never earned two of anything the honest way either.

Seabass120
Seabass120
5 years ago

Might want to tell that to the underage Chinese sex slaves he bangs. See his best work at PornHub and YouPorn.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

Shows are back!
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

They just had a festival in UK
No Jews allowed or smth like that

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I’ve heard The Delta Variant is pretty catchy. It might take a while, but once you get it, you really get it and want to pass it on to everyone you know.

J H
J H
5 years ago

I’m waiting for the Golf Foxtrot Yankee variant before I really panic.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

The Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot strain was developed in coastal Australia I heard.

J H
J H
5 years ago

That’s gonna be the worst one yet…

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

I hope the leash strangles Strider, and he drowns. Hanging out with crack heads, huh scumbag!?

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Another soul sold for not much

Seabass120
Seabass120
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Strider just trying to suck a little D so he can move up a class in HWood.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
5 years ago
Reply to  Seabass120

Guaranteed. You watch probably a few months from now Strider get’s some new H Wood or D.C. related gig.
Ball licking pays well

redhotchilishredder
redhotchilishredder
5 years ago

Sorry… pedo crackhead surf. Raspberry might get canceled for this lesson.

redhotchilishredder
redhotchilishredder
5 years ago

Pedo surf

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
5 years ago

He definitely isn’t starving by the looks of it.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Do you even know how hungry you get after a few days on the pipe?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
5 years ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

Apparently Very!

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

Well, he is a Hunter, maybe someone else needs to do the gathering.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Some people just shouldn’t wear wetsuits. Val Kilmer.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Is that one of those penguins that has been washed off course after preparing for a long cold winter?

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Batman looks like Beachedwhaleman.

Laird's performance mushroom
Laird's performance mushroom
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

getting old is a bitch

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago

If Otto doesn’t comment on this I’m going to assume the delta variant took him out.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Was gonna say, I am waiting for the right wing trolls to come out on this one.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Check your homophobia

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

What wing is the pedo crackhead on?

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
5 years ago
Reply to  Kama'aina

Gaetz?

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

I was waiting for them on the Italian resturant story, seems there may be a level to which they won’t sink.

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Just give him a few hours. It’s almost irresistible bait.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

I think he’s shooting Revenant 2 in Montana

c4
c4
5 years ago

My grandfather told me to never shoot a bear that is uphill from you. They can roll down the hill and maul the shit out of you.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

He’d be on top of all that

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Wouldn’t he just grin, ………………………….. and bear it?

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Bear witness…


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