Frederico (pictured) mean and handsome. Courtesy World Surf League
Frederico (pictured) mean and handsome. Courtesy World Surf League

Portugal’s Frederico Morais hammered as “selfish” and “mean” by Olympic alternate for keeping positive Covid test hush hush until last moment: “It’s mind-blowing how unfair it is!”

Bad blood.

And the curtain has now closed on surfing’s grand Olympic debut. Italo Ferreira and Carissa Moore beaming from the top of the podium, Kanoa Igarashi beating Kolohe Andino for the wild battle of personal brands, Gabriel Medina glowering in the shadows and Angelo Bonomelli stewing livid on his couch.

The Italian surfer was first alternate and a spot magically opened up when Portugal’s Frederico Morais, currently the most handsome man on tour, tested positive for the dreaded Covid-19 except that result was kept hidden for much time not allowing for Bonomelli to less than 24 hours make it to Japan.

Italy knew the time was too short and didn’t make an attempt to send him. Second alternate Carlos Munoz of Costa Rica gave it a shot but was too late and that heat was run a man down.

“I just think (it’s) not fair for me to blow a lifetime opportunity. There is some negligence,” the 30-year-old told the Associated Press, adding “It’s mind-blowing how unfair it is,” for good measure.

Morias, for his part, did not give a darn, saying, “I worked two years to earn my spot. On my side the transparency was total, I was trying everything to the last minute, I was running against the time and once I understood there was no more chance for me to go I pulled out. More than transparency, it was my dream that got ruined because I did earn my spot fair and square.”

The International Surfing Association, which maybe should have seen this hooha coming and could have also delayed the start of the event by a day, also did not give a darn saying, “It is truly unfortunate Carlos was unable to arrive in Tokyo in time for his first heats, but his NOC took the decision to accept the reallocated slot and send him to Tokyo fully aware of the risk to the participation their athlete.”

A real lack of darns marring surfing’s grand debut, all things considered.

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Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Good for Bob.
Bad for Howard Rubin.

J H
J H
5 years ago

Sure thing.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
5 years ago

Pretty fucking useless alternates if they’re sitting across the world waiting for the call, in an event plagued by …hmm…the plague?

J H
J H
5 years ago

“…how pathetic to be a grown man behaving like this online.”

You must be new around here…

And by here I mean the internet.

J H
J H
5 years ago

Restricting perfectly healthy people based on inexact “science” makes no sense.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Nice comment* The gimp suit your woman makes you wear doesn’t stop transfer of diseases.

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
5 years ago

Not everywhere unfortunately but getting there. The southern hemisphere fucked around securing vaccines.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  oceanyeti

The US has about 200 million sitting around that will just get dusty. Should send them down….

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

The stats don’t lie.
Hoax.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Not THAT into it

c4
c4
5 years ago

Looks like four more weeks of jail for bexy.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Ive leaned into it now and look like a grot couch potato, luvin the lympics, I haven’t watched it since Sydney 2000, its fuken sik!!
I really needed a proper do nothin break.
Go Straya/inglaterra/philippines/
brasil, nippon des

c4
c4
5 years ago

I’m enjoying it too. Just saw a pic of the bowl for the skate contest. Huge with a lot of vert. I’m picking Pedro Barros. Not on for another week though.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago

Occy?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Minus the beer

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Maybe the “Surf Journalists” could do a bit of journalism and find out if Fred actually made it to Tokyo. Did he get booted from the Olympic Village, or get turned around beforehand? The answer to that question will allocated cuntedness to the right person.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

He may have been waiting for his fake positive to turn fake negative like Cazza Marks.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Not gonna buy into your issues with fakeness but joe public can get test results back in about 12 hours.
The only way Fred doesn’t come out of this looking like a cunt is if he tested positive the day of the opening ceremony and got booted out of the village.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Fake false
Potato etc.

J H
J H
5 years ago

The quality and reliability of testing is hardly bulletproof.

Especially when it is a PERFECTLY HEALTHY young adult.

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
5 years ago

As we would say in straya, freddy is a shit cunt

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Fredericunt

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
5 years ago

Sounds like my 2 year old daughter’s modus operandi. “If I can’t have it, no-one gets it you bunch of cunts wah wah wah” (some words added for impact)

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
5 years ago

Morais the story develops?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

!!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
5 years ago

Wunderbar …..

J H
J H
5 years ago

Take a bow, please!

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago

If any dreams were crushed they belong to Erik Logan. The ‘pop’ he was hoping for will never happen!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Wear a mask if concerned

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

Is this the “Nobody gives a fuck” story of the whole Olympic Games?

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I think that’s Wilson’s “I’ve been ripped off, man”

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

so few darns given, for real. ‘cept by Angelo

RS
RS
5 years ago

Given that athletes were being sent home for testing positive, two or three alternates should have been allowed to be on site instead of trying to fly around the world to get there. Also, given the forecast, the comp had to run those three days. Insane that overlapping heats were not run and that the comp was not mobile. Multiple spots within 20 kilometers looked far better.

Dick Simmons
Dick Simmons
5 years ago

Crazy they are still testing people for this shit. No more tests no more COVID. Pretty simple folks.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Dick Simmons

Works for me, everybody over here has had a chance get the vaccine. If they get sick and die it was their choice.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

I say lock down all the people that believe in covid for a year. Then when they come out, we will all be dead, right!?

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Every adult can make up their own minds about whether they believe in it or not and whether they want to get the vaccine. This thing can’t go on forever, there has to be an end to it and I think it should be now.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

It hasn’t stopped this legend kiwi doin his thang.
Interesting to see 3rd world countries all wearing masks around necks not face or not at all
Good one Hillary. Fuken twat.
https://youtu.be/DjJz6uJ7zJI

Onedimensionalman
Onedimensionalman
5 years ago

Who’s Hillary?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

She’s nobody really.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

(hand shake) Exactly. Let’s go back to arguing about silly stuff, instead of things of a “health nature”. Each person should be able to police their OWN lives, and stay in their lane.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Its fun arguing about things and having opinions but I’m not going to try and convince anybody of anything to do with the vaccine. It seems like the people that haven’t gotten it by now never will.

I’m just wondering how long the government is going to drag this thing out for with all the new mask mandates. There has to be an endpoint.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

I think the unspoken outcome is very prevalent at this point. Sure, Our first one involved North vs. South. This one will be ugly!

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

At this point nothing would surprise me. I’ll put my money on the side with the tanks and the F16’s.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

“Die when you die when you die you’re gonna die!” -GG Alin

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Dead set, filth

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

If you’ve never seen this it’s worth a watch. His dad used to dig graves when GG was little for when he killed his wife and kids.

https://youtu.be/i_-88Gig1Kc

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Yeah. Gnarly shit. “Hated” was the one I saw.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Die with your boots on!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Didn’t they blast Slayer through loudspeakers at the start of the battle of Falluja. Maybe it was the invasion of Iraq during the first gulf war.

Went back to college in 2007 and was friends with guy that was a medic in Iraq. He had a pic of himself in Sadam’s Palace, also video of jumping scorpions in his tent haha. Took one of Sadam’s rugs and mailed it home.

Could play Iron Maiden songs on his electric guitar.

IED ended his military career.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Yes, and Metallica. No warfare is fair warfare. Less of a broadcast when you are in Country as a “Security Contractor”, but the dangers still exist.


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