Ride or die.
I had a feeling about San Clemente’s Kolohe Andino coming into these Tokyo Olympics and surfing’s grand debut. Had a feeling that all those so many years of competition, all that American pride, was going to bake into a very-difficult-to-deny succotash and look where we are, look what we have.
Andino into the quarterfinals where he will be surfing against Kanoa Igarashi. The wild battle of personal brands becoming truly personal.
In order to reach the quarters, Andino had to undo countryman John John Florence. Longtom, recounting the thrilling exchange here, left out was that Andino made a largely forbidden “neck slash gesture” after stomping his first air. Running his hand along his throat as if to decapitate, spilling much blood, etc.
Performing the move garners a $25,000 penalty in the National Basketball Association, is banned by the National Football Association and not appreciated by Major League Baseball purists.
Andino, riding the moment, did not care for the puritanical though, and told USA Today, “It was like cutting the snake off the head in the first 10 seconds. I was just overwhelmed with emotions and that’s what I ended up doing.”
Countryman Florence did not see the throat slash nor did he take it to heart, telling the outlet, “I just heard the score and I was like, “Oh my gosh, what did he do?'”
Andino v. Igarashi in mere hours.
Who you got?
It’s interesting to compare the commentary on the Olympics to that of the woozle.
Dear sir chas.
Stick to the woozle and shark reports.
The adults are in the room and talking now.
Good for Hawaii!!
Kanoa made a fool of himself again. At home. LOL
“Feeling bad for him and Medina” Nobody
Ordem e Progresso
New Order and Progressive surfing
Sounds about right
fuck that, a milico’s motto…
Cocaine and surfing?
white curbs & bribes…
Where? When? I’m in
Surfings the winner!
More importantly, Kanoa is the loser
I told him not to wear gold in the final!
And the ear pods
It really is!!!
Well done Italo! Fitting gold medalist.
Too racist for that
The next best thing to a Gmed win.
yasmim’s insta tantrum the best… lol
“you were amazing! He did everything he could do and then some. I’m very proud of you! We’re on your side and let’s not pretend we didn’t see what happened. It was stolen in the hard face. I would just really like someone to stand up and defend you… I love you my handsome”
Can’t really blame her, she’s gotta back him up.
she’s a fool…
Oh yeah?
Cool.
The People’s Champ
Thank Christ for that.
Haha. Kanoa shit fit
Yeah a great look for a spoilt little fuck. Silver aint too bad dickstain.
Bento Box combo
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Nah
Italo showing great heat IQ, Kanoa’s luck looks to have finally run out.
Fuck, I hope so.
The judges will decide that
Lefts are the go
Bart give up with the Samurai reference
Charlie and Ma will be seething, bet they’re already blaming the new
Mrs
Thought that was Kerri Pottharst for a sec
This’ll be Brazil’s first gold of the games if he takes it, hero status confirmed.
Fuck Barton’s earned his money today. He must be cooked.