Kolohe Andino makes largely forbidden “throat slashing gesture” in victory over countryman John John Florence: “It was like cutting the snake off the head!”

Ride or die.

I had a feeling about San Clemente’s Kolohe Andino coming into these Tokyo Olympics and surfing’s grand debut. Had a feeling that all those so many years of competition, all that American pride, was going to bake into a very-difficult-to-deny succotash and look where we are, look what we have.

Andino into the quarterfinals where he will be surfing against Kanoa Igarashi. The wild battle of personal brands becoming truly personal.

In order to reach the quarters, Andino had to undo countryman John John Florence. Longtom, recounting the thrilling exchange here, left out was that Andino made a largely forbidden “neck slash gesture” after stomping his first air. Running his hand along his throat as if to decapitate, spilling much blood, etc.

Performing the move garners a $25,000 penalty in the National Basketball Association, is banned by the National Football Association and not appreciated by Major League Baseball purists.

Andino, riding the moment, did not care for the puritanical though, and told USA Today, “It was like cutting the snake off the head in the first 10 seconds. I was just overwhelmed with emotions and that’s what I ended up doing.”

Countryman Florence did not see the throat slash nor did he take it to heart, telling the outlet, “I just heard the score and I was like, “Oh my gosh, what did he do?'”

Andino v. Igarashi in mere hours.

Who you got?

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AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

It’s interesting to compare the commentary on the Olympics to that of the woozle.

Dear sir chas.

Stick to the woozle and shark reports.

The adults are in the room and talking now.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Good for Hawaii!!

Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

Kanoa made a fool of himself again. At home. LOL

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
5 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

“Feeling bad for him and Medina” Nobody

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Ordem e Progresso

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
5 years ago

New Order and Progressive surfing

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Sounds about right

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

fuck that, a milico’s motto…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Cocaine and surfing?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

white curbs & bribes…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Where? When? I’m in

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Surfings the winner!

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

More importantly, Kanoa is the loser

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

I told him not to wear gold in the final!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

And the ear pods

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  DavidC

It really is!!!

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Well done Italo! Fitting gold medalist.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Too racist for that

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

The next best thing to a Gmed win.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago

yasmim’s insta tantrum the best… lol

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

“you were amazing! He did everything he could do and then some. I’m very proud of you! We’re on your side and let’s not pretend we didn’t see what happened. It was stolen in the hard face. I would just really like someone to stand up and defend you… I love you my handsome”

Can’t really blame her, she’s gotta back him up.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

she’s a fool…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Oh yeah?
Cool.

astro
astro
5 years ago

The People’s Champ
Thank Christ for that.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Haha. Kanoa shit fit

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

Yeah a great look for a spoilt little fuck. Silver aint too bad dickstain.

Dick Cram
Dick Cram
5 years ago

Bento Box combo

bob
bob
5 years ago
Dovakin
Dovakin
5 years ago

Nah

bob
bob
5 years ago

Italo showing great heat IQ, Kanoa’s luck looks to have finally run out.

astro
astro
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Fuck, I hope so.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

The judges will decide that

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Lefts are the go

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Bart give up with the Samurai reference

bob
bob
5 years ago

Charlie and Ma will be seething, bet they’re already blaming the new
Mrs

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
5 years ago

Thought that was Kerri Pottharst for a sec

bob
bob
5 years ago

This’ll be Brazil’s first gold of the games if he takes it, hero status confirmed.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
5 years ago

Fuck Barton’s earned his money today. He must be cooked.


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