InStyle magazine boldly declares that the world is on the cusp of a “Billabong renaissance” after surfing’s grand Olympic debut!

We are back!

I woke up this morning in a happy haze. Last night, sitting on an outdoor patio whilst the rain gently fell, I watched Jagger Eaton take Olympic bronze in men’s street skateboarding. Eaton is family and watching him rise to his moment, on a world-sized stage, was electric and it was fun.

So fun, in fact, that I missed surfing’s grand Olympic debut. At some point, during the skate preliminaries, a cell phone was handed my way streaming the show. I watched for a moment, it looked like surfing, then went back to the big screen and the nollie half-cab backside smiths.

I maybe should have paid a little bit more attention, though, as the august InStyle magazine has declared that culture is ripe for a “Billabong renaissance.”

The piece describes how surf-saturated society was in the late 1990s with Blue Crush and The OC and Maui Fever etc. etc. but then how it all faded but now, thanks to the Olympics, its all coming back.

Boxy Vans tees and Roxy surf shorts and sun-streaks in hair and things.

Have you adequately prepared for that?

Are you sure?

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

Yep. That’s them. O’opu.

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago

And the Plague is back in the news too!

Mitch
Mitch
5 years ago

Seriously, sack the whole WSL commentary team and employ this pommy. 1000x more listenable than any of them.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

They don’t. But Americans in particular have a thing for freedom. It’s just the way it is. You can make that argument about guns, cigarettes, alcohol, etc, too. I would argue that you should do what you can to reduce harm to yourself and others. You can have all the rights you want, if you take the responsibilities that go with tem.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Unlikely she was vaccinated. At the moment only about 12% of the population have received jabs.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Interestingly, the states where the protests were have different sides of the political spectrum in power. (That sort of includes Queensland where there was a protest against lockdowns, while we don’t have a lockdown in place. Which kind of sums up a lot about Queensland…)

The one thing we can all agree on is that the Federal government has stuffed up the most consistently.

bob
bob
5 years ago

Yep the whole $5

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

Absolutely one the best live albums of all time. RIP Duane, Greg, Berry and Butch. Only Dickey and Jaimoe remain. Every cut is superb and tight as can be.

https://youtu.be/8jVz1NSZIlo

bob
bob
5 years ago

I’m outta the loop, what happened?

bob
bob
5 years ago

He’s gone, always was, only there to piss Kelly off

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Trusting the govt/media is so anti establishment.
Viva la contra revolution!

c4
c4
5 years ago

Wonder is they’re going to run the mens, it’s blown to shit.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Either this or flat for the finals

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

It’s horrendous out there. I guess they want to finish in the better waves tomorrow so running heats today like you said. These are the worst conditions I’ve ever seen heats run in

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Might be some good airs this arvo, more power and this wind. Women will be finding it tougher to make anything out of it.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Tatiana loses to a Japanese surfer.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

The chicks skating is dope!!

bob
bob
5 years ago

Yeah it is, how good that they dont adjust the scale for them either. Surfing is coming a poor second to the skating in my eyes.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Phillippines chick is on fire
Napakahusay!!

c4
c4
5 years ago

Yea I’m watching both, rugby is on now. Fiji just won so skating’s on again.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

The skaters can bring all they got.
The surfers cannot.

c4
c4
5 years ago

The girl skater are a lot tougher than the surfers. Half the chicks won’t even pull into a big barrel.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

They bounce up like champs!!
Aussie chick is chokin unfortunatly
Go Pinay!!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

The slomo camera work on the technicality is sik.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

No mens, that’s a bit rough on the women.

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

They said they’re waiting for the tide to come in, like thats going to make it better lol. They said it’s gonna start at 1:15 Japan time.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

JJF vs Kloe is going to be interesting, Andino at $2.25 seems to good to be true, given the conditions and yesterday’s form

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

Looks like the swells already dying.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Kloe gunna smoke him.

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

$2.46, easy money.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

The jap rugby team are all Pacific islanders
Arigato and Bulla shita.

ricmatic
ricmatic
5 years ago

I’m sure they’re women too. Jehova. Jehova

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I was wrong
Two were japs
5 islanders.

c4
c4
5 years ago

Did Japan invade a Pacific Island when nobody was paying attention?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Na, they play in Japan local rugby comp.
$$$$

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

Pretty sure someone wrote a book about that, or made a movie, or sumting

MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
5 years ago

I got the slogan : Billbongdonkeydongaissance

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
5 years ago

is there a free live stream of this?

c4
c4
5 years ago
Reply to  HandJamTurpel

Are you in America? If so go to the NBC Olympic website and it’s live streamed.

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
5 years ago
Reply to  c4

unfortunately i am not, was able to watch for 30 minutes but then it asks me for my cable provider details

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  HandJamTurpel

Only use this link if you’re running a good adblock

https://www.olympicstreams….

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
5 years ago
Reply to  bob

thank you. i’ve got adblock and im behind a vpn, ill give it a go

c4
c4
5 years ago

Steff just lost. Time to retire like Julian.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
5 years ago

I mostly hang around non surfers these days. Most of those dudes look back at the time they wore billabong t shirts with the same shame everyone looks back at the dumb shit they did in the past. Maybe younger kids who didn’t live thru that but I kinda doubt it. That demographic is cooked. They know what we think about them.

I still think we’re going to blow up among women’s gymnastics and figure skating fans. 35 year old Midwestern women will cause women’s pro surfing to blow up and only degens like us will pay attention to the men.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Will tiktok viewer numbers be taken into account for future Olympic judging criteria?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

Also, “thousands of reports of people who posted on social media being given to police”.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

I was looking for directions on how to get away from the protest.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Thought police
That’s great
You must be happy you ol punk

astro
astro
5 years ago

I just got my first jab.
Punch any hosses today ?
You were prolly too busy perving on the skaters …

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

Good for you buddy.
Let’s hope.

astro
astro
5 years ago

Hmmm, oh well that’s fishing.
Not on the bite right now …

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

No problem with reporting behaviour that harms others. There’s a difference between someone enjoying themselves having a nightly toke and the next guy having a few beers and bashing someone’s head in. I’m only reporting one of those events.

Thoughts are free, actions may have consequences.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

You seem to have a firm grip on the truth.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

No mate. Just opinion, until proven otherwise/

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
5 years ago

The juxtaposition of drunken abandon with super tight band is always electric.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

I use Solvol

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
5 years ago

billabong renaissance?!?! more like an abercrombie & fitch revolution. same/same


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