"Could surfing in the Olympics produce a Shawn White or a Torah Bright, and who could that be?"
So here we are. Surfing made it’s debut in the Olympic games.
It probably meant a whole lot to a few people, no-one I know though, or know that I know.
Did you catch the Opening Ceremony?
No, me neither, although apparently Owen Wright looked suitably insouciant wandering out into the stadium. He would not have looked as dashing as Team USA, whose logoed up Polos took the cake for team attire.
For those who did not see, Kelly Slater did not find a way to finagle his way into the Olympic debut, which means that box will definitely not be ticked in his career.
It was left to the two injured stars Kolohe Andino and John John Florence to fly the Stars and Stripes for the men. Neither was eliminated on Day One despite JJF looking very shaky in his round one heat in one-to-three-feet “challenging” conditions.
He did not look back to full strength, but then he didn’t look the full quid in Aussie beachbreaks, either. Andino looked fresher, bringing the full complement of repertoire to junky gurglers, which looked very much like the day at D-bah when he lost the QuikPro final to Italo Ferriera in the dying seconds.
What did we expect for Japan? Junky little waves. That’s what we got for Day One, albeit with a slow improving trend late in the day.
Surprisingly, there was a lot to like.
Minus the crowds on the beach, and the relentless Tourism Propaganda on the broadcast there was a folksy, down-home feel that at times felt more like a local boardriders contest than the Olympic games. Few tents on the beach, few cats cheering on their buddies. No massive corporate super-structures.
I couldn’t find any surfing pals who had the Olympic froth on but finally got a text from a comrade in the production biz. He found the lack of “corporate fluffing” at the end of heats refreshing. No hats, no drinks, no sunglasses., just points, loose lycra shirts and a moribund sense of liberation.
I very much concur.
Of course, that may have been the vision from the Duke, although they almost smothered the broadcast by laying on the origin story in nauseating fashion, but it ain’t the way Elo and the Woz see the ‘Lympics. With the failure of the Wavepool to capture Middle America they’ve now bet the farm on the billions of Olympic viewers to blast surfing into the mainstream.
According to Elo, the exposure and attention from Tokyo is going to fund sponsorship for the QS warriors and bankroll the sport in a way never seen before. That’s paraphrasing but close enough to a word for word quote.
He’s a flim-flam man so of course so we file that under “well he would say that wouldn’t he”.
Perhaps the Medinas and Moores and Gilmores might pad out the endorsement book with some more non-endemic sponsorship but will that filter down to the Billy Stairmands or Connor O’Learys? Could surfing in the Olympics produce a Shawn White or a Torah Bright, and who could that be?
Gilmore and Fitzgibbon are near the end of their careers, as is Owen, and Julian has already announced retirement.
Carissa Moore could go nuclear.
Medina and Ferreira are both equally likely to transcend the sport. Medina’s Villain and Italo’s Joker are archetypes that can be understood by anyone. A young Slater obvs would have been the perfect candidate. Kanoa has a fairytale finish potentially in front of him and a potent mix of characteristics (First Japanese Champion etc etc) that mainstream media would gobble up.
Casting around for a potential superstar amongst the no names only New Zealand’s Ella Williams stood out.
She bubbled like a Rotorua geyser on the dark sands of Shidashita beach pre heat but unfortunately due to the lack of post-heat pressers we were denied her take on the day. The other gal with a story and a potential for the big time was Israeli chick Anat Lelior. Israeli gals who have done time in the IDF are known for being extremely bad-assed and the Tel Aviv native showed some very handy skills in the shitty beachbreak.
Sadly, knocked in the last heat of the day. At 21, probably a few more Olympics in Lelior’s future and I think she will have the lady stones for Teahupoo in ’24.
The spread between the Tour surfers and the no-names intrigued me sufficiently to last the day and as a preliminary answer to the question: Is there a roughy capable of taking an Olympic medal off a CT surfer? Italo blasted a two-point plus spread back to the field in heat one which included Tour surfer Leo Fioravanti. Typical, hyperactive, high-rep performance from Italo. Lots of waves on a semi-wedging warm water beachbreak with an air wind. Thats as close to a sure thing in professional surfing as there is.
Kanoa put a smaller sub-two point margin on Peruvian Miguel Tudela in heat two, a guy I only knew as a Pipe Stud and had no idea he could whip rotations in measly beachbreak.
Julian came last in his round three heat, looked like he has all year to my eye. Surfed incredible but couldn’t put a heat together. The other tour surfer, Kolohe Andino, was beaten by a point and change by Lucas Mesinas. Another Peruvian stud who grew up in the town that inspired Hemingway’s Old Man and the Sea.
Owen laid on a paper-thin winning margin on Moroccan surfer Ramzi Boukhiam. It took Medina in the next heat to restore the natural order, if we are to believe that the tour surfers are the best of the best. It was a joy to watch him get passed by German Leo Glatzer and then launch a furious volley of single manouevre tail-high airs complete with death stares and claims to retake the lead.
That two-plus point spread, I think, will be the definitive metric for determining winners and medallists. Carissa Moore maintained it, as did Fitzgibbons and Gilmore who sizzled against a thirty-six-year-old Silvana Lima using a subtle but dominant front foot to back foot shimmy to accentuate turns in improving surf.
Caz Marks put a five-point spread on her opponents.
The potential for a Blue Crush-style explosion has more potential in the women’s draw, featuring a mix of established stars, hardy campaigners drawn out of retirement and genuine surprise packets like Williams and Lelior. Japanese surfers progressed.
Wilson snuck through in his repecharge heat, JJF found a spark missing from his round one heat to advance.
The commentary was fine, less annoying that it could have been trying to educate Joe Sixpack on the difference between goofy and natural.
Very “pro-ocean” which would seem to signal the death knell of any idea that Olympic surfing will ever happen in a wave basin.
More of the same coming, except better, for Mon/Tues.
Pretty tasty heat draw. Medina/Wilson, JJF/Andino. Kanoa/Rio Waida.
Put the house on Italo.

Sorry mate, literary fail. The old man and the sea is set in cuba and was inspired by a town in cuba that Hemingway visited. You are getting confused with the location in Peru where they filmed the movie.
Nope
That’s very funny
disappointed no live comment thread tbh
Women’s round three is live now. good pic. Bigger but already getting junky. Kinda slow to watch now that its two man heats.
Just checked Surfline its head high. Gonna run for sure. Only problem is it’s already getting blown out. Hasn’t been too much to surf up here lately.. Typical foggy small summer stuff. I live a half hour north of the golden gate. OB starts getting good in about a month and a half.
I guess Emma Wood is the spot down there in summer? Only been down there in the winter time.
Not nearly click bait enough to make a post on here, or maybe just because Derek and Chas think it sucks, but anyway when the comp’s not on, find out all about the Swiss VALs training on rivers and lakes, preparing to invade a line-up near you soon! https://youtu.be/VzY7iUNjAmE
If you mention WSL a lot you’ll have more luck
You have officially hit bottom Dave.
I watched most of it on television
Had they simply just went with three max per country from the WSL it would have made a very positive difference. Brings Pip, Kelly, Calihan, Christie, Leo and Fred in while still allowing Some Intl flavor with Tudela, Waida, Mesinas, Glatzer and Hiroto. All kinds of story lines there to promote global surfing while keeping performance integrity. My two cents. Oh, why no alternate on site?
Joe turpel made them promise not to.
Yeah, nah. Was like watching the surf school at Torquay.
Yep, I guess because of covid they only let a certain number of athletes go to the opening ceremony.
So are we mainstream or not then???
Good question. I wonder if the skaters got to go?
Where’s the comment live thread, ya lazy sods?
Ralph Ralph for the win win!
Fucking surf media junkies!….just like marijuana leads to heroin…boy you’re hooked…tune out and drop in!
Today proved the Wozzle format is tired and fat. There’s some merit in 20 surfers max in 4 man heats. Plenty of action and you know it’ll be over in a shorter period of time. Actually lends itself to 16 person events. I have no idea how that repechage equation works and couldn’t exactly decipher 8-ball Barton but it was fun.
Agree the lack of corporate greenwash throat fucking was refreshing. That said, it was impressive Eeeeetalo smuggled in a bong logo!
Stoked you are all over the ‘lympics LT, cheers 🍻
Assuming the masses were watching bl did a great job explaining the sport/lifestyle, the waves were shit but there were plenty of them so it was pretty easy to watch up until the end of the 1st round then i went for a surf.
Might want to change the article to say Julian came in last in heat three not round three. Also the American surfers were not allowed to attend the opening ceremony, that’s why you see the backyard sparkler pic that the team did instead.
I was thinking that looked like a back yard bbq pick.
Carrisa was the only one that admitted on her IG that they didn’t get to go.
Kudos to Owen for adjusting his surfing to fit the conditions. Then you look at Julian and Jeremy floundering waiting for a clean runner that never came.
No comment on the poor Costa Rican guy who got a last minute call up yesterday due to Fred getting covid?? Problem was he was on the other side of the world and the cunts ran his heats while he was airborne trying to get to Japan.
Terrible conditions to showcase the sport and way too much time where nothing happens. Compare that to gymnastics where its non stop and you can let your imagination go wild on the legal ones.
Kanoa and Gabriel are both legal…
Hell Yeah Ella get the dog
What are the chances the Olympics are what keep JJF interested for the next 4 years? Tour doesn’t seem to suit him and his pursuits but he seems (from afar) into the Olympics. The next one is at ‘chopes, he can sail there (great Olympic coverage story), and he can win that one no matter what his age. With a slightly more mature second go around for surfing in an ideal place for surfing, if they get swell, the next Olympics will be the one that is ELo’s wet dream – sans bathtub, of course.
Didn’t watch any. No interest though I do hope it all goes swimmingly. I did come home to see 720 replays of the Japanese guy win gold in the street skateboarding for a single ollie rail slide down some stairs. Really? A single move. At the Olympics? Skateboarding?
What have the loves of our rebellious youths become? What is left to grasp? Fucken beers even give me shithouse hangovers
I think they all had three goes at the rail? The scoring was very confusing. His second trick was the one that did it. I think he invented the trick?In it everything is done the hard way, nollie backwards blind etc. I’ve got no idea.
Nice hometown win. I live in Japan and have heard that apparently his dad couldn’t bear watching so went for a bike ride but not before texting the kid and telling him to man the fuck up because his nerves were showing on tv. The Dad found out about the gold when his mate from work called him and told him. Funny.
I don’t begrudge the kid the win and good on his old man. And Japan TV being what it is, all I saw was repeat after repeat after fucking repeat of his single ride. Maybe there was more. Probs was. Who’d know with the way it was replayed ad infinitum on tele…
It’s all so clean and professional and polite and inclusive and sponsors and boring. Just how the wozzle want it. And the wozzle of skating I suppose. Even the kids covered in tatts are cleanskins, which is quite the oxymoronic irony…
Was talking with somebody the other day about a vert contest that I went to called the Terror in Tahoe in 1985.
After lance mountain lit his board on fire and did his winning run they had a sticker toss. There were all these kids at the bottom of the ramp and somebody threw a dead cat and a dead dog on them from the platform.
A bunch of skis got stolen from a girls house that had a party and people got taken away in handcuffs at the contest, etc. So much crazy shit happened back then on a regular basis.
Weird seeing skating in the olympics.
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I believe it was 3 x 45 second runs each scored out of ten, then 5 x single tricks also each scored out of ten. Your best 3 scores count. Yeah I agree all looks squeaky clean for the Olympics, though surely street skaters will always grow up with a rebellious streak, half of the best spots you’ve got to trespass for.
Yes, no doubt I shot from the hip with my eyes closed and my teeth clenched. I’m glad they had runs of sorts, but still…
I’m just a grizzled old bloke in his 40s sick to my decaying, coffee-stained teeth of seeing corpos jump on things at every turn to make a quick buck.
This sums up my feelings better than I can.
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