The new-look COVID variant, Delta, has hit our brothers and sisters in French Polynesia real hard, hospitals "saturated" etc.
Straight from the desk of the WSL is news that the hotly anticipated Outerknown Tahiti Pro, an event sponsored by and tailored to its master Kelly Slater, will likely be cancelled as French Polynesia prepares to close its borders from this Sunday.
The new-look COVID variant, Delta, has hit our brothers and sisters in French Polynesia real hard, hospitals “saturated” etc.

Authorities have announced a nine pm curfew but in classic island form, the territory’s president Édouard Fritch was seen playing guitar at a wedding party with hundreds of unmasked guests, Papeete’s mayor Michel Buillard providing the vocals.
In a message to competitors from the WSL’s Head of Competition Jessi Miley-Dyer,
“Wanted to make you aware of the latest information out of Tahiti. There is currently a press conference happening in real time or about to happen, saying they are closing the border on Sunday.
“It’s unclear what this means for us at the moment but the team is going to work on getting clarity tonight. We are just getting the information now.
Please give us the night to gather what’s happening. We will hopefully have an update for you tomorrow evening.”
Don’t look real good for the Ok Pro, and bad news for any vaccine sceptics who might’ve bitten the bullet and taken the hit just to get through the gate and into Tahiti.
Update: contest cancelled, obvs, although Tahiti tourism wanted us to clarify, no events, but borders open.
No beer?
Gone burger.
The best surfer in the world surfs the best waves in the world the best. Apart from pipe they have not had a chance this year. This years world champ wont be the best surfer in the world, or wont have had a chance to prove it, and next year the best surfers wont be on the tour as they didn’t qualify. Put this on top of corona, running the womens comp with the mens and the commentators, surfing is in a pretty bad way. At least back in the day when comps were run in shit surf the surfers hit the piss and had some good stories to make it interesting
ha classic. Cut to the other angle and the cameraman’s decided to film a flag. Edit: Whoops wrong thread!
Story of my life.
Just like the get that charter over there Olympic style before Sunday. 2 week (Jeremy Flores going away) Party behind closed doors. #12…
To think this time last year they had like 5 cases.
Cancelled cancelled or Barra De La Cruz cancelled?
Not the Code Red they were hoping for.
More Code Brown.
‘CLEAN UP IN AISLE 2 PLEASE’
The horror
The horror
“NO! JUST NO!!!
I need my 12th!!!
Please all you gonna get the vaccine!
Just now that all guys are saying I’m in my prime…
Uh… Where’s my vaccine…?
Uh… hey my friends… can we make Tchopo at Surf Ranch? He’s a controlled ambient!!!
I need my 12th!!! Please!!!”
sustainable sockless and still 11 world champ…
You keep bringing the fire and I’ll keep upvoting you.
Californian water torture!
This year’s Asterisks World Title, presented to you by Stay Tuned and Delta.
And Harvey Norman!
Cj and PT to present the trophy.
‘taking the hit’ in some circles is described as ‘needle rape’. But don’t worry, the “world is still beautiful”.
If Tahiti is anything like Victoria, they will let rich and famous athletes get a free pass.
Atm…a fully vaxxed grandmother has been denied entry into Vic to help her daughter who is going through cancer treatments with her grandchildren.
Lottsa crew there allready
Spreading the love bug
Hopefully E-Lo has a plan B.
Best options ;
Puerto Escondido
Fiji
Indo / Ments
Fucking Streamer Lane. I fucking bet you.
Back to Kelly’s Ranch baby!
Arica, while we’re re-living old search events. Only caveat being everyone has to consume the same amount of coke that Andy did the year he won it. Filipe gets double rations to push him over the ledge.
Just have a second comp in Mexico.
La Punta
Or maybe some cliff-diving at Acapulco, which will replicate Chopes quite accurately.
Yep, take it to Zicatela, Pip will have conniptions.
Yes at the Mexican Pipeline!
Since now blow-ins to Tahiti were considered fully vaxxed 7 days after dose 2 of Pfizer/Moderna or 28 days after dose 2 of J&J. Reckon Gabby’s had dose 2 yet?
Pip has just done an excited little wee in his Thomas the Tank Engine jocks. Fuck.