Pip Toledo, a Teahupoo standout. | Photo: WSL

Breaking: World Surf League almost certain to cancel Outerknown Tahiti Pro as French Polynesia bans sporting events! “The situation is dramatic,” says French prez Emmanuel Macron

The new-look COVID variant, Delta, has hit our brothers and sisters in French Polynesia real hard, hospitals "saturated" etc.

Straight from the desk of the WSL is news that the hotly anticipated Outerknown Tahiti Pro, an event sponsored by and tailored to its master Kelly Slater, will likely be cancelled as French Polynesia prepares to close its borders from this Sunday. 

The new-look COVID variant, Delta, has hit our brothers and sisters in French Polynesia real hard, hospitals “saturated” etc.

Authorities have announced a nine pm curfew but in classic island form, the territory’s president Édouard Fritch was seen playing guitar at a wedding party with hundreds of unmasked guests, Papeete’s mayor Michel Buillard providing the vocals.

In a message to competitors from the WSL’s Head of Competition Jessi Miley-Dyer, 

“Wanted to make you aware of the latest information out of Tahiti. There is currently a press conference happening in real time or about to happen, saying they are closing the border on Sunday. 

“It’s unclear what this means for us at the moment but the team is going to work on getting clarity tonight. We are just getting the information now. 

Please give us the night to gather what’s happening. We will hopefully have an update for you tomorrow evening.” 

Don’t look real good for the Ok Pro, and bad news for any vaccine sceptics who might’ve bitten the bullet and taken the hit just to get through the gate and into Tahiti.  

Update: contest cancelled, obvs, although Tahiti tourism wanted us to clarify, no events, but borders open.

From Tahiti Tourisme’s Melissa Wisenbaker,
“I help manage PR for Tahiti Toursime and am reaching out requesting an edit for your latest article covering the Tahiti Pro. In the article you mention the event will likely be cancelled as “French Polynesia prepares to close its borders this Sunday”— they are not closing their borders. The event was cancelled due to concerns with COVID. Can you please remove that statement out of the article as we do not want people to think that the borders are closing?”
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Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

No beer?

Mads Naeraa
Mads Naeraa
5 years ago

Gone burger.

Jin Key
Jin Key
5 years ago

The best surfer in the world surfs the best waves in the world the best. Apart from pipe they have not had a chance this year. This years world champ wont be the best surfer in the world, or wont have had a chance to prove it, and next year the best surfers wont be on the tour as they didn’t qualify. Put this on top of corona, running the womens comp with the mens and the commentators, surfing is in a pretty bad way. At least back in the day when comps were run in shit surf the surfers hit the piss and had some good stories to make it interesting

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

ha classic. Cut to the other angle and the cameraman’s decided to film a flag. Edit: Whoops wrong thread!

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  Gelato Pickle

Story of my life.

Hot and Bothered
Hot and Bothered
5 years ago

Just like the get that charter over there Olympic style before Sunday. 2 week (Jeremy Flores going away) Party behind closed doors. #12…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
5 years ago

To think this time last year they had like 5 cases.

M.
M.
5 years ago

Cancelled cancelled or Barra De La Cruz cancelled?

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago

Not the Code Red they were hoping for.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Gelato Pickle

More Code Brown.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago
Reply to  J H

‘CLEAN UP IN AISLE 2 PLEASE’

turts
turts
5 years ago

The horror

The horror

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
5 years ago

“NO! JUST NO!!!
I need my 12th!!!
Please all you gonna get the vaccine!
Just now that all guys are saying I’m in my prime…
Uh… Where’s my vaccine…?
Uh… hey my friends… can we make Tchopo at Surf Ranch? He’s a controlled ambient!!!
I need my 12th!!! Please!!!”
sustainable sockless and still 11 world champ…

M.
M.
5 years ago
Reply to  paulo de tarso

You keep bringing the fire and I’ll keep upvoting you.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago

Californian water torture!

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

This year’s Asterisks World Title, presented to you by Stay Tuned and Delta.

Antipodes
Antipodes
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

And Harvey Norman!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Cj and PT to present the trophy.

Simon Says
Simon Says
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

‘taking the hit’ in some circles is described as ‘needle rape’. But don’t worry, the “world is still beautiful”.

Gino
Gino
5 years ago

If Tahiti is anything like Victoria, they will let rich and famous athletes get a free pass.
Atm…a fully vaxxed grandmother has been denied entry into Vic to help her daughter who is going through cancer treatments with her grandchildren.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Gino

Lottsa crew there allready
Spreading the love bug

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
5 years ago

Hopefully E-Lo has a plan B.
Best options ;
Puerto Escondido
Fiji
Indo / Ments

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Fucking Streamer Lane. I fucking bet you.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
5 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Back to Kelly’s Ranch baby!

bob
bob
5 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Arica, while we’re re-living old search events. Only caveat being everyone has to consume the same amount of coke that Andy did the year he won it. Filipe gets double rations to push him over the ledge.

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
5 years ago

Just have a second comp in Mexico.

Lorlac
Lorlac
5 years ago

La Punta

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
5 years ago
Reply to  Lorlac

Or maybe some cliff-diving at Acapulco, which will replicate Chopes quite accurately.

bob
bob
5 years ago

Yep, take it to Zicatela, Pip will have conniptions.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
5 years ago

Yes at the Mexican Pipeline!

Kelly’s Pfizer Vial
Kelly’s Pfizer Vial
5 years ago

Since now blow-ins to Tahiti were considered fully vaxxed 7 days after dose 2 of Pfizer/Moderna or 28 days after dose 2 of J&J. Reckon Gabby’s had dose 2 yet?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

Pip has just done an excited little wee in his Thomas the Tank Engine jocks. Fuck.


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