"I had to take all four of my bottom front teeth out and will be getting implants. This process will take about 10 months or so."
It may come as a surprise, to some but not all, that wavepools will beat the hell out of you. Ain’t no different to anywhere.
I’ve seen, close up, two head injuries and a dislocated shoulder, heads wounds at Wavegarden, dislocated shoulder at Surf Ranch. An orgy of blood followed by soap and towels.
All that pretty blue water water and troupes of lifeguards ain’t gonna save you if you go over the handlebars in twelve inches of water. Four years ago, I was surprised by the power of the takedown and how long I was held under for at the Lemoore tank.
It’s a good feeling.
Without risk, what do we have?
The Hawaiian longboarder Sally Cohen, the sister of Jamie O’Brien’s lover Tina, and pretty regularly up there at number eight in the world rankings, got belted at Surf Ranch a few days ago, losing four teeth after a date with the vinyl covered concrete bottom.
After surgery, Cohen wrote,
“Unfortunately from my injury at the Surf Ranch I had fractured 2 of my bottom front teeth at the root and couldn’t save them. Along with those 2 teeth, the other 2 teeth located next to them had experienced quite a lot of trauma. So I had to take all four of my bottom front teeth out and will be getting implants later this year/early next year. This process will take about 10 months or so.”
Has the injury taken the wind out of her sails, got hurt, ergo no more pools?
“I was just informed by my doctor that I will be able to get back in the water in less than 2 weeks,” Cohen wrote yesterday. “This gives me a tiny bit of time to prepare for this years first WSL CT event at the Surf Ranch.
Recently I’ve been asked by many whether getting injured is worth the risk as a professional athlete, and I say yes, 110%. Every setback I face, every bump in the road, I only come back from it feel more determined and more motivated to be stronger and better than ever before. After my injury at the pool, the very next day I was already wanting to paddle back out again. I truly do believe a positive mindset can make the biggest difference when it comes to recovering and I can’t wait to go back to this wave and win the event!”
Jesus who claims after the barrel section?
Geez with that surname surely there was room to drop another jewish reference Derek.
Hey brah, dey call that section “4-teef reef”.
I just made the mistske of watching the quiksilver ledgends of surf session or what ever that thing was where a selection of pros rode so called ground breaking boards , fark is that TTweb one dumb bitch , what is with the GBanger and all the fucken look at me arse posing , really and the women wonder why no one takes them seriously.
FULLY NUKING!!! FOR THE DREAM!!!! STORM THE CAPITOL!!!
testing out the “Fall” line.
It’s closed too
There’s a time and a place for a longboard.
That time is when you’re so old you can barely even paddle, never mind stand up.
And that place is fuck off.
She is the blessed of the two sisters. Scorn will spend ten months teaching you how to whistle again.
a quick game of whistle or lose it?
Looks like a rail to the face.
Kissed the tub!
Maybe it sounds cooler to say you hit the bottom than your board smashing you in the head
4 front teeth missing? Reckon JOB will be trading sisters…
Gummers for days?
Inflatable pools kill more people every year than sharks, Ella Jean Coffee, Ultimate Surfer, & anti-vaxxers combined.
Note: this hasn’t been fact-checked but we all know it’s probably true. Ergo, more stories of wavepool demises/devastating injuries, please. The ocean-based surf crowd demands it.
What a hummer, I mean bummer.
Gritting (Beach) her teeth to get back there too…crazy. #getkellsoon
An upcoming ‘WSL CT’ at the tub ?
Presumably it’s just for longboards, so why the CT label ?
P.S.
So did her board hit her in the teeth ? (which can happen anywhere)
Or her teeth hit the vinyl covered concrete bottom ?
Or ?
So many unanswered questions as to the dangers and mysteries involving pools (and the wOsl longboard division)….
WCTeeth’
I (regrettably) watched her sisters video about it, looks like it was the old “submerged board missile”.
Friends don’t let friends noseride. Time to cancel that silliness
You can’t get hurt at the Urbnsurf.
It’s closed
Why so serious 🤡
Massive sponsorship opportunity for the company that makes those hillbilly gag teeth