Slater artistically re-imagined as obese. Art: @sensitiveseashellcollector
Slater artistically re-imagined as obese. Art: @sensitiveseashellcollector

Surfing great Kelly Slater sternly lectures U.S. President Joe Biden on just-released plan to have adults receive Covid-19 booster shots: “Why doesn’t the government talk about 78% of people in the ICU being obese?”

Thinking emoji.

Kelly Slater is as frustrated as heck and doesn’t seem like he is going to take it anymore. The 11x World Champion took to Instagram, hours ago, to make his feelings known about the Biden administration plan to have adults receive a Covid-19 vaccine booster 8-months after their second shot.

From his @potus, or President of the United States, account Biden posted:

“The CDC is planning for adults to get a booster shot 8 months after their second shot,” adding, “My Administration’s approach to booster shots is simple and consistent with our approach to fighting COVID-19: Follow the science. And stay one step ahead of the virus,” as caption.

The reaction, in comments, was mixed with some very excited about following science and others more skeptical, including Slater. The surfing great sternly lectured the U.S. President, telling him, “Except you don’t need to get vaccinated to work in the White House, do you? Or the CDC or FDA. Isn’t that awesome for all my lifeguard and first responder friends being mandated to get it or lose their jobs saving lives in Hawaii? It’s almost like it doesn’t actually kill the virus. Why doesn’t the government talk about 78% of people in the ICU being obese? Or being over 70? Or eating organic foods and taking the right supplements which protect your immune system? Probably a coincidence all of it.”

Replies to Slater were universally positive except for Jack O’Grady who told him to “Go back to surf ranch bucko.”

The last line, “probably a coincidence all of it,” highlights the most deadly tool in the Kelly Slater lecture bag.

Sarcasm.

Just after taking it to the President, the multiple-times Pipe Master posted about a killer whale living in a small tank in Florida, writing, “Lolita having an awesome day today! Buy your tickets! (Insert sarcasm if you missed that part).

But back to the point, are you going to get boosted or take a wait-and-see approach?

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Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago

lots of talk, no balls. To be expected.

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago

Would you like a wager of $10,000 that trump is not reinstated before Jan 20 of the next presidential election? Put your money where your mouth is, irrespective of which dimension your brain inhabits.

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago

What parallel universe does your brain inhabit?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Incredible read.
https://www.independent.org…

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
5 years ago

Kelly is becoming more like John Travolta everyday , the sad ride from celebrity to crackpot right before our eyes

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

From the Australian Institute of Health and welfare ………Overweight and obesity rates differ across socioeconomic areas, with the highest rates in the lowest socioeconomic areas.

In 2017–18, obesity rates for children and adolescents aged 2–17 were 2.4 times as high in the lowest socioeconomic areas (11%) compared with the highest socioeconomic areas (4.4%). For overweight and obesity combined, rates were also higher in the lowest socioeconomic areas (28%) compared with the highest socioeconomic areas (21%) (ABS 2019).

Australians aged 18 and over in the lowest socioeconomic areas were more likely to be overweight or obese than those in the highest socioeconomic areas in 2017–18: 72% compared with 62% (after adjusting for age). Obesity rates were the underlying reason for this difference (38% compared with 24% respectively). See Health across socioeconomic groups.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Exactly. And they have the audacity to say that everyone else is being ‘controlled’ or ‘brainwashed’. It’s comical

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Your chance or any adverse effects from a vaccine is light years smaller than your chance of dying in a car accident. Yet you still drive.

It’s embarrassing how stupid US citizens have become. But then of course, that makes you easier to control.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

No adverse effects and no protection

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

Go ahead and point them out? I have yet to here on Dr say that.

It’s more like ‘Hey these do not work. But come visit my online store for these things that do work’

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago

That’s a choice. It’s not a one way street. The gov’t should not dictate what a private company can/cannot do. And many hospitals are private companies. So you either abide by their policy or go elsewhere. So there is a choice.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Those hospitals receive fed govt reimbursement for treating Covid patients.. So, no.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Private comany, so yes.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

Biden is such a danger, even Usama Bin Laden felt it best terror to just leave Biden to his devices, and with much certainty he himself would drive the West over the edge of the cliff.

Check out this report:

https://redstate.com/nick-a…

Mr Salty
Mr Salty
5 years ago
Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

👍 one out of a million

Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

👍 exactly

Z Knows
Z Knows
5 years ago

Lets play who will mostly like drive down to Mexico with their kids to go spear fishing. Give their comment a thumbs up instead of a like. 👍

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

👍

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

A study in Israel was more of an outlier and found that the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine did not offer as high protection as previously estimated. The study suggested the vaccine was about 64 percent effective against preventing infection with the Delta variant and 64 percent effective against symptomatic illness after two doses.

But scientists have pointed out that the full data has not yet been released, and it may have included asymptomatic infections picked up by Israel’s surveillance program

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Look, anyone with a fair mind who thought Trump was bad would also have to think this poor old fool is not only a joke but a serious threat to the country, the fact that the left just bleated endlessly about Trump and then offered this alternative is pretty fuken pathetic.
Shame on all yall lefty tools
.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

The vaxx lunatics will spin that somehow.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Was he always this fucked in the head?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
5 years ago

Sith lords are always the bald ones.


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