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Hawaiian World Champ John John Florence boldly steals moniker “White Chocolate” from former NBA basketball player Jason Williams!

Instant classic?

A good nickname is as fine a thing as any. Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Michael “Air” Jordan, Shoaib “Rawalpindi Express” Akhatar, Duncan “Disorderly” Ferguson, Keith “Raging Potato” Wood, Nicolas “The Incredible Sulk” Anelka, Chrissie “The Chrissinator” Wellington to list but a few classics.

Oh, our surfing has some wonderful ones too. Miki “Da Cat” Dora, Gerry “Mr. Pipeline” Lopez,  Mark “Wounded Seagull” Richards, John “John” Florence.

I’ve always liked the subtlety of double John. Quiet, authoritative yet the Hawaiian world champ may have tired of the simplicity and is auditioning a new one.

John “White Chocolate” Florence.

How do you feel about it?

My heretofore favorite “White Chocolate” was the NBA basketball player Jason Williams.

Do you remember him?

Jason Williams Top 10 Career Plays

Many fancy passes and deep threes.

Back to “White Chocolate” Florence, though. Yay? Nay?

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SSD

Actually.,,

SSD

Wiggoly “The God Among Mortals” Dantas Paddling Style if I may

SSD

Call me S-“The Whalebones”-S-D please.
https://youtu.be/ydMZ1OBa1zY

SSD

…awaiting results from my team at Scripps Institute and leading forensic photographic experts

Picard Madeoff

MAN, I was known as the Vanilla Thunda Dunker in college back in the 80s…is that a bad thang?

James Bickerton

Tits up to you … Dane
Anyway here is the Smiths
https://youtu.be/TO6Jw0TYa_8

Mista Spakle

craziness!

Dogsnuts

No idea. I’m trying to recall some white dude from Phoenix but I’m drawing blanks.

Kama'aina

John “the HAWAIIAN” John

James Bickerton

A fine example of why mammals have taken over the planet ….. MILK
While reminding me of the Grand Teton National Park …….

Travis Edgar

The ” Oracle “… for the guy that knows all!..

Low wide stinkbug stance

Boldly splitting the infinitive Chas.

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Chas Smith should have a show on TMZ. Unless the rumors are true (pun intended, Chad, keep up—only going 7mph for ya) and he’s actually a 14 year old with a blog.

Captain Wack

Chas, don’t you listen to ATS? Jordy Smith is white chocolate, haha

Captain Wack

you must have heard it subliminally and processed it in your subliminal subliminininin

J H

I’m still amazed that’s all he got.

Beef & Beer

John ‘White Nuts’ Florence could be an alternative to white chocolate, seeing as that energy bar has both chocolate and macadamia ingredients.
And his nuts are most probably quite white…

Simon Says

There should be a stamp on this article: ‘No Grit Here’

Dogsnuts

If you’re a white basketballer and you ain’t Detlef Shrempf I don’t know you.

Chas Smith

John Paxton?

Kama'aina

Mitch Kupchak?

Occ Topus

If 2John were as bold as he likes to think, he’d leave himself at the mercy of the BG Commentariat and allow us to pick a nickname for him.

J H

Farmer John.

Too easy.

James Bickerton

Sailor John

Too Breezy .

J H

That’s a good one, also!

Travis Edgar

Picky cunts!..

James Bickerton

John « Coin Coin «  Florence

Or

Fiorino d’Oro ( The gold florin coin )

The fiorino d’oro of the Republic of Florence was the first European gold coin struck in sufficient quantities since the seventh century to play a significant commercial role.
Money …..it’s Pro Surfing after all ?

bruddah

Jason Williams was SICK

channelbottom

COVID?
Did he recover?

Mista Spakle

so nasty back in the day


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