PM also wrote Facing Death in Cambodia, a ten-year project about the Khmer Rouge's genocidal reign. | Photo: Fainting Robin

Surfer-turned-war-crimes investigator Peter Maguire and the books you absolutely have to read, and the one genre you must avoid, “If they think their hatred of Trump somehow absolves them of their rank intellectual dishonesty… they should visit Walter Reed National Military Medical Center” 

Beach reads for summer!

Here’s a story. Peter Maguire, whom you fell in love with two weeks ago on Dirty Water, lived, for a time, at Mokuleia, on Oahu’s North Shore.

Real quiet, real pretty lil place you go when you want to steal away from the seven-mile miracle’s crowds. Head west from Pipe towards Kaʻena Point etc.

And Pete, with his loaded nine mm pistol on a desk, and his ominous… serenity… spooked all the heavies so much they kept a real wide berth.

Figured he was a spook, CIA, maybe.

When he’s not teaching Chas Smith to grapple, punch, choke, he’s a surfer, war crimes investigator and, among plenty of other things, the author of the seminal Law and War: American History and International Law.

Recently, Peter answered Thirteen  Questions in the Pensive Quill’s “A Booker’s Dozen.”

To wit, what books you might wanna read, and those you should a mile away from.

What are you currently reading?

I never read just one book at a time. I am currently reading Worth Defending, Richard Bressler and Scott Burrs’ new book on Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Fashionable Nonsense, Alan Sokol and Jean Bricmonts’ book on postmodern claptrap, Peter Dimmock’s remarkable novels on American imperialism Daybook From the Sheep’s Meadow and George Anderson: Notes For a Love Song in an Imperial Time, and Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness to remember what great writing sounds like.

What are the best and worst books you have ever read?

I loved George Orwell’s Animal Farm for its spartan and bitingly precise characterization of Stalinism. Edmund Morgan’s brilliant history American Slavery, American Freedom articulated America’s central historical contradiction for me in a way that no other book has. Morgan forgot more than all of the authors of the tendentious The New York Times 1619 Project will ever know. Voltaire’s Candide is also a favorite because it shows that good intentions do not necessarily yield good results. C. Wright Mills The Power Elite is also a favorite because Mills was so prophetic when it came to America’s fame at any cost culture. Hey Rube, one of Hunter S. Thompson’s last books, was also remarkable because nobody more accurately predicted where America’s “downward spiral of dumbness” would take us after 9/11.

Worst book?  There are so many to choose from.

Neocon cheerleader Max Boot’s Savage Wars For Peace was dreadful as was David Frum and Richard Perle’s An End to Evil. Both provided the pseudo intellectual underpinnings for America’s ill fated Global War on Terror. A Problem From Hell by journalist-turned-politician Samantha Power was not only grossly over-rated, but also totally unoriginal. Like Boot and Frum, Power provided the neoliberals and “the humanitarian hawks” with their intellectual rationalizations when the Obama administration’s turn came to play world cop.

Book most cherished as a child?

I grew up on boats and in the sea so The Dove by Robin Lee Graham was extremely inspiring to me as a child. At 16, Graham left my home port of Marina Del Ray, California, and sailed his 24-foot sloop, The Dove, around the world. He was the youngest person to circumnavigate the globe and did it without Loran or GPS. He made me want to do similar things.

Favorite childhood author?
Margret and H.A. Rey’s Curious George series and the many authors of The World Book Encyclopedia. I probably spent more hours reading the encyclopedia (A-Z) than any other book as a kid.

First book to really own you?

Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe or Swiss Family Robinson by Johann David Wyss.  I was always fascinated by stories about survival and self sufficiency.

Favorite male and female authors?

George Orwell and Joan Didion.

A preference for fact or fiction?

Fact, I don’t read much fiction.

Biography, autobiography, or memoir that impressed you?

I loved Charles Bukowski’s Ham on Rye because it was set in Los Angeles where I grew up and explained so much about Bukowski’s deep loneliness and sadness. Gore Vidal’s Palimpest was an eye opener for me because I knew little about America’s 20th century ruling elite. Vidal was an American aristocrat and his memoir provides a very uncensored expose of so many prominent people.  I have never looked at the Kennedys the same way after reading it.

Any author or book that you point blank refuse to read?

Anything written by the neoconservatives who cheer led America’s disastrous Global War on Terror – William Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, the ubiquitous Kagans, Thomas Friedman, and many others. I also try to avoid anything written by neocons turned “Never Trumpers.” If they think their hatred of Trump somehow absolves them of their rank intellectual dishonesty and colossal errors of judgment, they should visit Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

A book to share with someone so that they would more fully understand you?

My book Facing Death in Cambodia and my introduction to my book Thai Stick.  

The last book you gave as a present?

I gave Harry Crews novel A Feast of Snakes to a Yankee friend. He was talking nonsense about the South and Southern writers, but had never been south of the Mason-Dixon Line. I prefer southern and western fiction to the many well publicized New York centric tales of angst and neurosis.

Book you would most like to see turned into a movie?

My book Thai Stick.

A must-read you intend on getting to before you die?
Volumes 1-7 of Edward Gibbon’s The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and Hans Delbruck’s The Barbarian Invasions, Medieval Warfare, and The Dawn of Modern Warfare. I have nibbled at all of them, but have yet to read them systematically.

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janeausten

I read them all with my daughter when she was 5ish…they age pretty well if you forget the racial stereotypes. Tintin gets knocked out a LOT, he was the Owen Wright of his day. Probably in a Brussels aged care facility with Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy.

SSD

Thai Sticks is a great book! Would love to see it made into a movie. Some if it was like listening to the stories my parents and uncles have always told about the Coronado Co. and the 60s through 80s days in Southern California. They were good friends (in hindsight, probably clients as well) with super lawyer Phil DeMassa. I remember going to cookouts at his bayside Pt Loma compound back in the 70s/early 80s.
My uncle and his buddies in Kona also have a novel’s worth of amazing stories about the early days of the weed trade when he went over there in the 60s. Guerrilla growing, Kona Kong, scary mafioso stuff, how cocaine and then meth ruined everything.

longtom

hahahaha, too true brother

Huli Opu

Not really sushiman but try Paalaa Kai bakery for some ono kine pastries.
But wear your mask and get your shots cause get plenny diseased tourists ova dea.

James Bickerton

Make a great tshirt
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James Bickerton

My dad’s father …..the other one , totally absent , ran away from boarding school and joined the circus and did the same to his wife , my grandmother years later ….. anyway my dad wasn’t bitter and always joked about how his father ran away to form a 3 ring circus , “ Yep . Him and Two other Arseholes …boom boom “

Huli Opu

Haha you can always tell a tweaker scouring the beach at dawn for sunrise shells waiting for the tourists’ and surfers’ cars to arrive to break in to.
Sunrise shells are one of the biggest scams since most being sold in Hawaii are from the Philippines. Poor tourists, I love to hate them.

SSD

Back in 2006 we stayed at a place in Kihei next to the beach and pretty much hung out on the sand the whole time. Almost every day we would see this super tan, long hair haole beachcomber walking up and down the shoreline with the most Zen look. Collecting seashells of course. As people watching often goes, I’d imagined he was some well traveled European who came from the South Pacific leg of his travels and found his way to Hawaii. Possibly sailed there or hitched a ride on a freighter. If looks and the way he dressed told the story, it most certainly was the case, in my mind. Those illusions were shattered one day when we offered him a beer and a fish taco. Hoping to hear great tales of exotic locations, we instead heard the tale of a full blown tweaker who was from Arizona, stuck in the islands, hated Hawaii and everyone there, people had ripped him off. So and so owed him money and so and so was a dirtbag tweaker, don’t trust anyone, Maui sucks, etc. He was supposed to get a check from his grandma anyday but thought the post office worker had pilfered it and by the way, do you have any smokes and can I borrow $20. He was one the most negative hateful persons I’ve ever tan into. Also one of the most foul smelling.

Mapski

I am currently reading “I Want to Tell You” and “If I Did It” by Orenthal James Simpson and “Balloon Animals for Dummies” by John Wayne Gacy.

Huli Opu

Nah, pay closer attention. Rielly was inviting readers who may not already know about Mokuleia to steal away from the seven-mile miracle’s crowds and visit one of the last bastions of relatively peace and quiet we have on the north shore. Most surfers know about Hawaii surf spots. We just don’t want rich fucks buying up every stretch of peaceful beach here.

Besides, Llama posed a challenge that was too easy to pass up.

James Bickerton

Ha ha ha …..
“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” Karl Marx …..ok Groucho

Huli Opu

Thanks for the math class Dick.
So what you’re saying is there are 1 billion too many visitors.
I totally agree. Best you stay home.

Huli Opu

Always fun to have mainland haoles and stinkass Aussies telling me about my home.

James Bickerton

Hi Huli …… When I was a kid …… I never sat in my grandfather’s chair and I definitely would not have thought to invite anyone outside the family to sit there either …..be like inviting people to a birthday party which was not your own . Same goes for surf spots . If it’s not your spot don’t invite others ……

We had a situation where surfers were coming to a small French Village , where I was invited to and stayed for 20 years …… these illogical fools were coming to this semi isolated spot because it was uncrowded with their IPhones and taking shots and sending them live to the world ……and then they could not understand when informed them we didn’t mind respectful surfers coming , fuck we had 25km with no access by road , but could they please stick there phones up their arses or it would end up an overcrowded circus like 30 km down the road . That was 2008 …… now it’s a circus .

Huli Opu

Aloha nui loa Bick. It’s always great to read your mana’o and mo’olelo. I really love your grandfather’s chair analogy.
I suppose our Hawaii political leaders made a Faustian pact in the 1950’s and 60’s when they naively put all our eggs in the tourism basket. Now it’s all coming home to roost.
The daily onslaught of boorish and entitled visitors rampaging all over our aina and moana can be really hard to accept, not to mention the absolute and incredible temerity of outsiders who seem to think they know all about Hawaii and its history.

James Bickerton

Maintain the Rage Brother .

c4

Just out of curiosity if you could turn back the hands of time what type of land use and economy do you think it should have become, farming and ranching? More like Tahiti where non locals can’t buy land?

Huli Opu

Hey C4. You’ve asked a question at the very heart of the matter. Hawaii is a unique test tube for the after-effects of annexation, the unbridled and quantum leap in world overpopulation, the unmatched desirability of living and owning land in these well-situated islands magnified by ideal weather and the capitalist allodial system of land ownership in the United States.

That includes the intertwined and foundational basis of real estate as a means and product of wealth accumulation in the US capitalistic system where limited supply drives great demand and, as a result, the bulk of land ownership eventually and invariably ends up in the hands of the privileged and monied few, most who are not from Hawaii or even live here.

But in trying to answer your question, Tahiti, and now very recently, New Zealand, have barred non-citizens from owning land. A country can enact those very reasonable and prudent measures for obvious reasons but unfortunately Hawaii is now part of the United States and cannot establish that unilateral mandate. Not especially to stop foreign investment, but any attempt by Hawaii to enact such a law would immediately run afoul of US constitutional provisions and restrictions involving all US citizens’ right to own land and travel freely between states.

Hawaii was an agrarian based economy but post-WW2, as the viability of sugar, pine and ranching were eclipsed in the world economy, real estate and tourism supplanted all. I’m not trying to dance around your question. It’s just very convoluted after-the-fact.

The Great Mahele in 1848, established by Kamehameha III, 8 years after Hawaii formed our constitutional monarchy, was ostensively meant to protect native land holdings but ended up have a deleterious and opposite effect in dispossessing native Hawaiians of their lands to outsiders. Native Hawaiians were previously under a feudal system and had no concept of private land ownership and its future implications.
It’s something that continues to this day. The Great Māhele is widely regarded as one of the most important and unfortunate episodes of Hawaiian history, second only to the overthrow of the Hawaiian Kingdom.
Currently it’s a type of ongoing financial genocide with the unfortunate collateral effect of cultural diminishment.
I see Hawaii quickly becoming a place only for the ultra rich with an underclass of low wage/immigrant earners to service that upper class. Sorry for the long-winded answer. I do appreciate your question. Aloha

c4

Thanks for the informative reply. I’ll have to do some more reading about the history go the Hawaiian islands to be able to understand it more. Thanks again.

James Bickerton

When I was 8 my father asked me if I would like to play golf and offered to buy me golf clubs ….. I said no thanks , I am going to be a surfer and I would really love nothing more than to go surfing everyday on my own surfboard …..He laughed , told me they were all drunken drug riddled thieves ( It was 1973 and Heroin had just come to town thanks to out old allies , the US Army ) and no son of his was going to become a surfer and if I wanted a board I should get a job and earn it …..
So after being mildly annoyed with Slater winning the Pro Junior , then the world title ….I hit the fucking roof when Slater tried to turn Quik into a Fuckin golf shop

FUCK GOLF ! unless you are a VAL then may I suggest, like your daddy and your grand daddy did before you , embrace it !

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Any updates on huge scuffle?

samwaters

Most people drive out there from the West side I think.

samwaters

No, that part of the road is a dead end towards Kaena point. Not everyone heads out that way.
I thought it kind of funky of him talkin about the area too.

Jimmy the Saint

I think Kelly bought the rights to it

Chazz Michael Michaels

That was my understanding

Swell Direction

I heard Pete Maguire on a podcast, Future Cannabis Project, say that Kelly was interested in producing a Netflix series about Thai Stick, but bailed on the project.

Simon Says

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Here’s something to chew on. In fact Erik Logan should get a copy. Dirk Ziff is about to move his cheese.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Plugging his own book for movie adaptation is way more pretentious.

Books are funny things. A lot of best-sellers are absolute trash. So many authors and publishers get triggered by Tom Clancy or Dan Brown. Have you ever read the celestine prophecy? Absolute shite, but millions loved it.

Literature can be too hard going. Try reading war and peace or 100 years of solitude first go.

All surf fiction is shit and most of the non fiction is shit too. Let my people go surfing is possibly the worst of the lot.

James Bickerton

I read 100 years of Solitude in a hospital bed , recovering from a fall , mind altered by pain and pain killers …..A decade later an educated friend explained to me that the spirit world was just , if not more important , more real in fact , in certain parts of South America , and so it made perfect sense to read the tale , from tail to tail , in an altered state of consciousness ?

Hot stuff

Most parts of the world actually. Apart from the know it all 1st world

James Bickerton

Guru Bex Wellness and Spirituality Centre opening Soon ?

Chazz Michael Michaels

Pretentious, how? Because you haven’t heard of the books?

It’s like saying don’t ask surfers about surfboards or whose surfing they admire. Which, actually is a pretty poor analogy because a surfboard is a relatively simple tool.

Always ask writers about what they’re reading. Ask musicians about the music that inspired them. Ask filmmakers what their favourite movies are.

Ask artists in any genre how and why they create. If they can’t answer, they’re not worth paying attention to.

Simon Says

In a non-dickish way you managed to make Be A Dick look like a dick.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Well that wasn’t my intention. It’s just I know writers can give pretentious answers when asked about writing/reading, but that didn’t really strike me as one of them.

James Bickerton

Here Here !


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