Listen: There is only one extravaganza that can beat the wildly successful World Surf League Finals Day and that is “Ben Gravy vs. The World!”

...a celebration of the everyman and graceful aging.

Are you still high from the World Surf League’s inaugural Finals Day there on the cobbled stone of Lower Trestles? I certainly am. Soaring on every single heat mattering, on one surfer sent packing every 30-odd minutes, on Kelly Slater blossoming into the greatest commentator of all-time, on Erik Logan emerging from a cocoon of colorful kook as a fully formed cocaine cowboy in the midst of an extramarital affair.

It was a beautiful production and Santa Monica should be praised but I thought of an even better production, on the fly, whilst chatting with David Lee Scales today.

Ben Gravy vs. The World.

The impetus came from Clifton James Hobgood, who called into the show to proffer an even better idea that I’ll make you listen to purely because CJ sounds so deliciously much like Matthew McConaughey, and my wheels began spinning.

What if BeachGrit produced a competition where, monthly, YouTube sensation Ben Gravy would surf against one aging star after another, each slightly older than the last, until beating one? Think: Gravy vs. Hobgood – New Jersey, Gravy vs. Occhilupo – Snapper, Gravy vs. Tom Curren – Mainland Mex, Gravy vs. Shaun Tomson – Rincon…

Scales thought Gravy would beat Tomson at Rincon. I think Ian Cairns at Lowers and that’s the fun of the format… what age, and which star, does the very popular and lovable Gravy take down?

A celebration of both the everyman and graceful aging.

Magnificent, no?

We also talked about the importance disliking your neighbors and what it takes for a man to suddenly, and radically, upgrade his look.

Definitively our best show yet.

Listen here.

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Culture_burn
Culture_burn
5 years ago

O heck yea!
Make Gravey SUP foil. And curren gets a finless 4’6 channel deck
At Nias..
I’d PpV that shit

StarJamma
StarJamma
5 years ago

Nah, they’ll be outsourced to blog commentators

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago

Black Banana.

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
5 years ago

we already know who’s a better surfer…..

but who’s more punchable, Ben or Chas?

Really, really tough call

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago
Reply to  Mista Spakle

Is that a trick question ?

P.S.
I’d rather hang out having a few beers with Chas any day. Gravy seems far more painful…

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
5 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Dunno man. Gravy seems annoying as hell but Chas spends way too much time thinking about how to be cool. Guy says that men can’t wear shorts in public and buys Gucci shoes. On the same level as a vlog-spewing foam boarder

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
5 years ago

The best part of this podcast was when Chas said the best surfer is the one who is the most vacuous. Even my non-surfing friends appreciated this.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

As much of a nice guy that he may be, actual YouTube sensations get a good million views per video
Not an average of 30k
P.S.
It’d be more fun to see him get back on the piss and having a laugh instead of pushing the straighto angle to get the same preteen audience as J.O’B….

Culture_burn
Culture_burn
5 years ago

Fine.
But all competitors in Gravy Vs.
must ride an 8ft soft top.
Hopefully in maxing conditions.

DavidC
DavidC
5 years ago

Jen stay away from the light!

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

So a total of 88,500 jobs will be lost in the next 10 years? 🙂

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
5 years ago

Sick idea! I can’t watch any more wind blown New Jersey shorebreak

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
5 years ago

Associating Shaun with Rincon when you have Tom on the list is by far the most offensive thing ever posted on this site. I would have gone Kim vs Ben at Rincon and taken Kim without even thinking. Case closed.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

A useful Porpoise 🐬

StabbedbiMattBranson
StabbedbiMattBranson
5 years ago

Let’s see if he can compete with Westerly Windina in fashion parade at the illustrious Pacific Fair of Broadbeach.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Crossing the Gravy line. I like it

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago

High from a contest? Good one.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

I’m here for you, Sam.

John Smith
John Smith
5 years ago

How about against the fat ones, like Pottz & PT?

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
5 years ago

Isn’t Ben actually a competent surfer? Pretty sure I’ve seen him land an air so Occy is fucked.

StabbedbiMattBranson
StabbedbiMattBranson
5 years ago

To answer your question; no.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
5 years ago

Behave.

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

otherwise Jessi is with Carissa and Gabs is now with Elo cheating on Neymar obvs

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

i always had this thought that Jessi and Tyler maybe having affair – remember the footage when Mikey saved that dude in shore Hawaii – you see him bolt then tyler jump up followed by Jessi bit later

Tom
Tom
5 years ago

was going to ask that what affair? what did we miss?


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