Fall in love with Ale all over again!
If you watched ABC’s The Ultimate Surfer, and who didn’t, you would have fallen under the spell of the Puerto Rican pocket-rocket Alejandro Moreda.
Although only five-feet five tall in his striped American Apparel socks, he is a salad of perfect genes and, at Surf Ranch, jackknifed Taylor Knox-esque cutbacks and chewed, bit, sucked, gnawed and stabbed his way almost to victory in the much loved reality show.
After a succession of foxy high-fashion nymphs in his wild youth, for Ale is now thirty-four, he settled on the Miss Universe contestant Mia Blackman Gomez, a rich, ripe, radiant apricot.
Conversation in the podcast settles on many things, including WSL CEO Erik “Elo” Logan’s wild $10,000 bet against him on the show, his love of “little cocks” and his daddy’s love of “fighting cocks” and why he can’t make a dime as a pro surfer.
Crazy!
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He looks like a kicker at a D3 school. Surfs well however.
Just listened , wow these guys mentality ….
Entitled doesn’t even cover it, totally clueless at how little they really offer but think they do.
No wonder pro surfing is dead
Its amazing how full the shallow end is with the elite of our sport. Like to think I hang in the deep end…? I really question that too!
I thought all pro surfers were vertically challenged ? Tiny penises ? Had never thought about it but I guess that makes sense?
That being said the womens tour maybe a bit different …
Never heard of him.
I love Ale, and some I.P.A’s, but prefer Lager…
Good one. Alejandro sounds like a genuine and smart good guy.
Omg, my comment got removed.
Look it’s cool that dwarfs are a happening thing, pro surfing is based on them.
Good on em!!! I think it’s environmental friendly you can put 24 pro surfers in a Volkswagen and they fit in!
But are hooters uniforms too short-
https://www.google.com.au/a…
It’s enough of a sausage fest around here without making the first comment on the thread about Hooters shorts. You can do better.
Good surfer
Yeah, nuthin’ but love for Alej 🤙🏼
Oh the innuendo – “little cocks” and ripe radiant apricots!! – if that doesn’t want to make me listen nothing will!!
If it’s any consolation to him, I couldn’t make a dime as a pro surfer either
What exactly is a “Latinx?”
Spell check on my phone keeps correcting it to “Latino” so I’m not sure.
Mexican American?
Maybe?
“Don’t like to get up early to go to work but we have to…soo we do it really slowww!” -Cheech
It’s a gender-neutral or nonbinary neologism dreamed up by the white gay woke media, ya know, guys like Derek Rielly and Chas. Only 1 in 4 Latinos have even heard of the term and less than 3% use and accept it. Those who use it are either gay or gender/neutral fluid who claim that some far distant abuelita cooked them an empanada one time.
Something Americans made up to call latin people. Latins hate it.
Sounds VERY racist to me.