A keeper.
There are, of course, many different levels of fear. There is, for instance, being startled when a book falls from a shelf and makes a loud bang on the ground. There is a halloween corn maze. There is being in the middle of a bait ball while a pack of vicious, ravenous sharks chomp, chomp, chomp. There is losing a daughter and her friend in a halloween corn maze, quickly realizing that they may never be found.
While the last of the examples is scariest, the second to last just happened to a brave surfer at Sebastian Inlet, Florida though, miraculously, he escaped unscathed.
According to Miami’s Channel 7 News, Eli McDonald had decided to go to Sebastian to “do some surfing.” There he was, doing some, minding his own business with his fiancée Laura Evans on the beach when horror struck.
“Next thing I knew, I got stuck in the middle of a mullet bait ball and they (sharks) were just jumping everywhere. One hit me in the head and I seen a big tarpon go underneath my board,” he said.
His fiancée stood helplessly on the beach, watching the madness unfold and telling the television station, “Only thing I could do was take pictures and ask God not to let him get bit. I was terrified. I wanted to go scream and run up and down the beach but, you know, I knew that he would know what to do in that situation, and I also knew that he would want me to capture whatever I could.”
A total keeper.
McDonald escaped unscathed, his future wife captured the moment and now he knows he can trust her in a halloween corn maze.
Decisive.
See photos here.
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Um yeah…not the couple I was expecting.
Should have just thrown a white girl sharka at them. (Do girls even sharka?)
“Most-loved surfer”??!!
What about Ellie Jean Coffey?
Kill me now
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Those “sharks” look suspiciously like dolphins.
Why is so hard for people involved in shark encounters to use the word ‘bitten.’ Bits go between horses teeth.
Or that very complicated word ‘dragged’ either, as in…
…”I drug my fiancee up the sand when he got bit”…
P.S.
Why would she take still shots instead of videoing it for greater shock and awe impact of such a savage attack adjacent surf situation ?
Because she’s only used to “doing it with the other hand” ?
Please drug me!…anytime?
I hope she treated him to a post shark attack lay! He deserves it!!
They’re not married yet.
You know there’s never going to be a shrine to St Chas, right ?
1 Corinthians 7:1-2
My downfall…..the only one.
Double or nuthin…
Top tip: you can’t sin with ‘sex before marriage’ if you never get married!
Florida man…