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Watch here: Kolohe Andino’s magnum opus “Reckless Isolation”, filmed during wild three-week Coke binge through Indonesia’s Mentawai Islands!

Very Sea of Darkness.

Released, just now, is the Kolohe Andino-funded film, Reckless Isolation, which was filmed during a three-week Coke binge through the Mentawai Islands.

Accompanying the release of the movie is a hard-cover book, which includes a story, written by me,  on one of the movie’s participants, the wanna-be Ultimate Surfer Luke Davis.

Below is one of the story’s duller passages but it does reveal a little about the trip.

Luke describes it as the best trip he’s ever been on, and says the waves were as good as you can get out on this ribbon of seventy islands stretching over a hundred miles just off the Sumatran coast. 

A planned twelve day-charter on the seventy-foot supercat Sibon Jaya turned into twenty three as one swell followed another. Luke surfed for the first sixteen of the twenty-three days, but was benched for the final week after a series of wipeouts. 

“Fuck, we got every wave you wanna get out there. Started out at Lances, firing, three days in a  row, then we had Maccas, we had Thunderbox, that right slab, then we got Rags, we got Greenbush psycho for one day and we ended at Bank Vaults. It was overhead to, like, fifteen-foot faces on the biggest day. Big, big Mentawais. As big as you can get, some of the spots.” 

Luke says Greenbush was a terrifying ride. 

“I hit the reef there so it was fucked. Fuck, it was worse than I’ve had in years. Both hands on the reef, the first time, then had to get a couple of stitches in my hand then I went back out and got a couple of waves then on my third wave I hit my side on the reef and my knees and the top of my feet. I hit my whole body and I was done. That was my last session on that trip. I was kinda fucked.”

As the wave didn’t improve after day sixteen, Luke healed in the air-conditioned saloon, “a solid week of chilling.”

Do you drink, Luke? 

“No, I don’t.” 

It would’ve been much more fun if you drank. 

“No one was drinking. Maybe Crane had a beer at some point. We were downing Coca-Colas and eating candy bars hard core. My teeth started hurting so much.” 

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notsurfingtoday

Sea Of Whiteness

NEGATRON

Accountant is actually listed in the credits.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Many prayers for Kolohe.

PRN

Good on Kolohe. I have a new found respect for him getting this out in theaters for the free people to gather. Let’s Go Brandon- get the freedom thing going again.

astro

Yea, Indo was closed to tourists as well.
But there were special visas if you had a Indo Sponsor.

ENTERING INDONESIA DURING THE PANDEMIC
During the pandemic, every visitor must have a valid visa/residence permit and must have a local sponsor to obtain the visa. (Ref: Permenkumham 26/2020)
The following types of visa/permit are accepted for entry:
1.Official Visa;
2.Diplomatic Visa;
3.Visitor Visa;
4.Temporary Stay Visa;
5.Official Stay Permit;
6.Diplomatic Stay Permit;
7.Temporary Stay Permit; and
8.Permanent Stay Permit.

“Kaa Ching” for Indo Officials

Hot stuff

That Portugal venue looks better than peniche,
Pumping really.

Stanislav Franck

If they played all the barrels in normal time the movie would be about 12 minutes.

Hot stuff

Good directing from KA
Could be the next Harvey wallbanger

Travis Edgar

Post script dez ?….f’n man whore…buy here…and here and also here…

Jordy's pout

Ah yes, that ol’ 90’s chestnut of taking some pros on a mentawais boat trip to produce advertorial content

astro

Okole and his SanClem sponno trustafarian mates go surfing Indo in a pandemic.
Hope they paid fucken heaps in backhanders.
BFD.

Tom

yeah – just the red tape they seem to be able to cut beats me? I am still contemplating how i live in international waters as a pirate

Stanislav Franck

Very sad, indeed, that I read with interest, reached the video, and clicked the Play button so the video popped up. Then my eyes darted to the bottom left of the screen as they always do when a vid loads. My eyes saw 47:03. Immediately, I left.

wincy

Kids these days, no attention spans

Stanislav Franck

47 minutes of watching kids with no attention spans!

Dogsnuts

10 table spoons. Not even joking.

Ricky Spanish

I wanna be that spoiled

Dogsnuts

I bet he won second best surfer on the boat.

John Non John

Is Kandino stoked about the new malaria vaccine? Land campers are stoked. NonJohn is stoked.

Malaria is worse than rum on my holy liver.

Tom

you just take ivermectin for everything coupled with Bone Broth and you sweet!!!

Hot stuff

Seems that way.
I got some ivermec online
Bones in freezer
Im ready for anything except that vaccine rubbish

astro

Giddy Up !

Tom

they got molnupiravir approved for mild to mod covid, pfizer will launch a “new” vaccine next 3-6 mths that has protease the active constituent ivermec, there is nasal stuff in europe “viraleze” should be coming – a full shopping cart of stuff!!

Hot stuff

I’m so glad I waited
Very wise not to rush Into stupid decisions

John Non John

NonJohn does not have worms, but has plenty of rotten distilled sugar cane juice and citrus.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Well, ivermectin does have some uses. It’s first incarnation was about preventing river blindness. And then it went on to a fulfilling career in the anti-malarial sector. Not so sure about the direction it’s going now. Had a horse ask me for some aspirin yesterday.

DrunkenAngel

Natural immunity!

ValiantScorn

This is a set

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Tom

Seriously how do these cunts get to travel and surf i bet the most uncrowded waves since Ments discovered, in a pandemic, when we fucking cant even leave Oz??

Asshole

Murica not locked in like you Ozzie cucks

PRN

Yet.

Kennypowersmullet

It’s called money. An their government aren’t allowed to lock them up like prisoners unlike aus/nz

neckofthewoods

Yeah, I’d say over 600,000 dead so these guys can go on surf trips is a fair deal. Freeedom!

Sea Of Seven

No mention of Red Bull – the brand who funded this trip. @seaofseven

Dogsnuts

Owned by Coca Cola Amatil I believe. Diabetes adjacent.


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