Advertisement

Dirty Water: Surf feminist hero Lucy Small on her feud with pro surfing founder Ian Cairns, the fight for equal prizemoney and squashing the pale-skinned devil behind it all, “The apex predator of the patriarchy is white men!”

"The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness!"

Two weeks ago, Charlie and I enjoyed the company of Lucy Small, a Sydney-based longboarder and surf feminist, on the erratically published podcast Dirty Water.

Lucy rocketed to fame five months ago when she gave organisers of a longboard contest hell from the stage for paying the women half as much as the men.

The effect was seismic and mainstream media went into overdrive, for who, after all, doesn’t love a little patriarchy busting? Is there no crime greater or more deserving than a little public vengeance?

And, three weeks ago, Lucy went head to head with the founder of professional surfing, Mr Ian Cairns, via Instagram DMs after she posted a meme featuring the hanging scene from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. 

Advertisement

Kanga took it as a personal affront, white man being executed; our guest did it to highlight the hypocrisy of an amendment to Texan abortion laws. 

Over the course of an hour or thereabouts, we all agree white men are the worst (I’m of a brown-ish hue, Charlie is yellowed from the booze), we both recall, with gusto, the wonderful Valerie Solanas and her Society for Cutting Up Men (SCUM) and that it would be a very good thing if Lucy could get twenty-thousand signatures on her petition for equal prizemoney so it can be tabled in parliament.

(Lucy also builds up the tension of her on-stage equal pay moment very well.)

Sign here! 

0 0 votes
Article Rating

Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.

Join the discussion

Your comments are still here. Every one of them.

Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.

Unclaimed
Handle
Comments
Posting since

Connect Disqus to reveal.

Subscribe
Notify of
85 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
channelbottom

Every little bit helps though eh?

I’m not patting myself on the back. I was merely publicly supporting her, for the sake of what she was talking about, not for my own sake.

I think Hawaii is more matriarchal than the mainland US and Australia, so your daily experience and (our) shared culture does not represent the wider notions of societies.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Most shit dirty water to date fellas
1500 bucks to ride a Mal in closeout shore break ? We should be the ones complaining
Made it to the bit where ” I wonder if I will get media?’ enough said , attention seeking arsehole

slipped disc

Stab just did that…

Gary Del'Abate

The broad has a point…..

Sellme fitzgobbins

No thanks

channelbottom

“virtual signaling’?

Perhaps. But I’m not afraid to speak up and show support when I feel it’s necessary. Besides, I’m anonymous here. I don’t get any monetary recompense or karmic pay I’m just joe schmoe on a keyboard.
These comments are basically ignored in a matter of days.

JM

Just like with all the other movements that call out white men, you don’t need to feel threatened or be so fragile and reactive if you aren’t sexist, racist, homophobic etc. If you are, then the future isn’t looking good for you. It is a boring listen, but imagine how boring it is for women to hear and deal with this crap over and over.

Hot stuff

You forgot anti Islam, oops.

Waxingfitzgibbous

The blame the white male shtick is just lazy and naive. A surf trip to Banda Aceh might give some perspective

Hot stuff

Todos Santos..

Hot stuff

Todos Santos

J H

Definitely possible.

J H

Guys like Tim Stokely?

Ramathorn

And to think, all this started from an “inconsequential” club longboard contest.. good start to the conversation!

Stick man

It’s a Small world after all… it’s a Small, Small world.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

Toxic femininity is equal with toxic masculinity

@surfads

Comments section:
“I’ll listen later… but be outraged now.”

Hot stuff

Not as outragous as the Elo suckfest

J H

Now?

You mean permanently.

Kama'aina

DR please try to speak clear enough for at least your guest to understand you. When your Australian guest have to keep asking for you to repeat your statements you know it’s bad. And Chaz, pick a lane. Alcoholic christian feminist mid-lengther. There is no way anyone can trust a thing you say as you are 12 seconds from counteracting your last thought. But I’m noooooooooo psychologist or what ever so.

Kama'aina

Yeah I remember when white dudes were awesome. The good ole days.

Travis Edgar

She goes both ways.

channelbottom

Go Lucy.
Give’em hell.

edit: signed the petition.

Capt Sensible

Bitches want to be even , then go out and start your own shit and stop tagging along behind Da man.


85
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x