Orange County surfer describes terrifying moment he was almost killed in front of his son by a pod of dolphins trying to outrace oil spill!

This is the end, beautiful friend.

Friday happened to find me in Huntington Beach, California with two great friends and our young charges. We had gone to the shore, after a morning of school, to watch the Pacific Airshow. It was hot, apocalyptic hot, and as the Canadian Snowbirds flew in formation overhead it felt generally apocalyptic too.

There was a fine swell in the sheet glass though not one surfer out. It seemed disallowed, maybe in case one of the Snowbirds fell out of formation and into the lineup. One jet skier patrolled back and forth making sure it all stayed empty and would have opportunity to chase the odd hopeful who had trundled to water’s edge half wetsuited clutching yellowed funboard.

He would have to trundle back, legs very sweaty and observing the grimace became more enjoyable than fighter jets doing cutbacks.

Pleasure craft turned the area north of the pier all the way to 9th street into a Waterworld-esque parking lot. Freighters, waiting in line to unload cargo at Los Angeles’s overworked port stretched across the entire horizon.

A dystopia straight out of Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s fevered dreams.

Little did I know oil had begun to seep from an offshore pipeline and would eventually dump more than 144,000 gallons into the brine. Little did I know the following morning a pod of dolphins fleeing that black death would almost kill a surfer in front of his son.

Joe Mozingo described his encounter in The Los Angeles Times, writing:

I had waited until midmorning for the tide to go down and the small waves to show a bit more strength. By 10:30 I had caught a few crumblers at the south end of Bolsa Chica State Beach and was paddling back out, when about 10 dolphins tore through the heavy crowd of surfers. One broke through the surface just a few feet ahead of me. “Whoa!” I said. They were racing north as fast as I’d ever seen.

Dolphins are a common sight in Huntington. But they usually saunter around, and swim fast only when they’re riding waves. When they do dart like that, it can be unnerving because they come alarmingly close, and at more than 300 pounds, they could cause a disastrous collision.

But I’ve never seen them make a mistake, so I just sat there and marveled for a minute. You could track them by watching the startled reaction of surfers as they moved up the coast.

“I’d never seen them do that,” I muttered to the surfer next to me, who looked gobsmacked.

When the boat wake had all but destroyed the surf, I went in. My son was already on the beach. “Dad, that dolphin almost killed you,” he said.

“Did you see that?” I asked, surprised he could see it from the beach. “That was insane.”

“It was like they were running from something,” he said.

Running from the end of the world.

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Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

randolphin hearst badge…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

My mate copped a dolphin nose right up the butt. Damn rect’um.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Sounds like he did it on Porpoise…

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Bolsa Chica is even worse than Huntington Beach. Anyone who surfs there deserves to be molested by dolphins.

surfmom
surfmom
4 years ago

I almost was body slammed by a dolphin while duck diving a wave at a spot down south. Everyone was kinda laughing at how shook I was, but the thought of 300lbs of mammal crushing me in pretty deep water was scary for sure. Bet the dolphin and all its cunty friends also had a good laugh at my expense. C’est la vie.

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago

Hot Tuna was great.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

More importantly, who is watching the final episode of the season for Animal Kingdom tonight? I’ve been watching it from the beginning, I love it. Rob Machado was in it 2 weeks ago, sickest shit

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

There’s another season?
Cool, I thought it ended with Smerf.
You seen the aussie movie of same name and theme?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Havnt seen the aussie movie. The 2nd season is awesome it goes back in time and shows smurf when she was younger

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

Just watched season 5 ep 1 and 2
Great 80s flashbacks.
Gay beach scenes and automatic weapons.
Smerf lookin good!!!

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

When I was younger and had more freedom, me and my roommate were sitting on the couch on a Christmas eve and made a spare of the moment decision to jump in the car and drive down to Yamba to camp the night on a friends front yard. My Christmas morning was spent in the ocean with perfect waves, no wind and surrounded by a pod of dolphins all having fun playing. Its a very happy memory

Dim Sim
Dim Sim
4 years ago

What were you wearing?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Probably just trying to fuck ya.
They’re a pack of rapists.
Gay ones too…

Com Turren
Com Turren
4 years ago

Given that Bolsa Chica has to be the shittiest wave in all of North Orange County, it’s little wonder that the dolphins wanted to gtfo.

SSD
SSD
4 years ago

If memory serves correct, a teenager had one land on his back while surfing at Blacks beach. Broke his back or paralyzed him. I’m thinking mid/late 90s? Anyone remember that?
A good friend of mine trained dolphins for the Navy and has some crazy stories about them: able to pinpoint small objects at the bottom of the ocean, etc. She would have to wear hockey pads and helmet when working in the water with em.

Wilbur
Wilbur
4 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Funny, I just spent 20 minutes trying to find that story. I remember it broke some of his vertebrae. All I can find is a 2016 story where dude got hit in the head at Blacks and got it on his gopro.

SSD
SSD
4 years ago
Reply to  Wilbur

Glad you can confirm! I couldn’t find anything about it either. Seemed like a freak accident but at the same time surprised it doesn’t happen more often.

Wilbur
Wilbur
4 years ago
Reply to  SSD

I think I saw in a Surfer mag? I remember they said the dolphin leaped, and came down full force with its nose square on dudes back.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago
Reply to  SSD

I don’t remember much from the mid/late 90’s.

surfmom
surfmom
4 years ago

Dolphins are assholes in general… doubtful this was caused by the oil spill.

Lemmy
Lemmy
4 years ago
Otto
Otto
4 years ago

Let’s be honest, dolphins are murderous thugs with no moral compass. If they had opposing thumbs they’d have murdered us all long ago.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Oil spills aren’t funny.
Dolphins jumping on people is hilarious…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I hope the dolphin is ok?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

If only Ronnie G was this elusive!

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

I definitely just wasted 60 seconds of life reading that.

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Like your life isn’t a waste anyway.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  Simsurf

Only way I can think of to waste it further would be taking longboard photos.

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

You spent all that time cyberstalking to me to come up with that? Bigger waste of time.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
4 years ago

Indeed.


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