In metaphorically rich moment, bald eagle
swoops down from the sky and steals man-eating shark from proud
Florida fishermen thereby reinstating its, and America’s, position
atop the surf food chain!
Kolohe Andino for the World Surf League
Championship tour title in 2022.
In a moment beautiful enough to make any
patriotic American surfer stand and salute, a bald eagle just days
ago swooped down from the sky and made a shark its…. well its
prey.
The metaphorically rich tableau was captured by Florida men Chad
Rissman and his uncle Darren Vick who happened to be fishing on the
Dunedin Causeway when they snagged a man-eater.
Vick told Fox News, the only outlet this story belongs upon, “We
are just sitting there talking. The line got tight and slack.”
Rissman, providing color, added, “I was reeling it in my uncle
was going to grab the line. As the leader is coming up, I said I’d
get a hold of the shark.”
But Vick would not, in fact get a hold of the shark as American
dominance re-asserted itself by reclaiming its spot atop the food
chain both real and metaphorical.
Even though he did not get a hold of the shark, Vick accurately
described the scene as “brushing the greatness of the country all
into one picture and one experience.”
These colors don’t run.
Kolohe Andino for the World Surf League Championship tour title
in 2022.
Smart money.
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Unknown sixteen-year-old from Inner
Hebrides island turns big-wave surfing world on its head; rides
world’s biggest wave Nazare, says, “I don’t know if I’m a big-wave
surfer yet!”
While most sixteen year olds in Scotland are swilling
Buckie and tanning windows, or
sitting in their bedrooms crying, Ben Larg is taking Nazaré
bombs on the head and getting amongst it.
And all with zero fanfare.
To understand what Ben’s doing requires a little context.
He’s already ridden giant Mullaghmore in Ireland when he was just
fourteen, as well as several other legit European heavy water
spots.
Yet he comes from a tiny island off the west coast of Scotland
with no notable surf scene.
The island of Tiree is a pancake flat dot in the Inner Hebrides.
It has a population of only 650 people and is roughly ten miles
long and five miles wide.
There’s a beachbreak for almost every swell and wind direction,
but the latter is so consistent and strong (with no trees or hills
to interrupt it) that the island has traditionally been a haven for
windsurfers and kitesurfers.
These days it’s a bit of a winter graveyard of holiday rentals,
populated in the summer by bankers from Glasgow who took up surfing
during lockdown. When I was there recently it was overrun by
fifty-somethings in Teslas with mini-mals strapped to the roof.
SUPs and paunches were also popular.
But from the unlikely sands of (middling beachbreak) Balevullin,
where his family’s shack on the beach provides surf lessons to the
progeny of Scotland’s suburban go-getters on summer staycations,
Ben Larg is rising.
(To be fair, it’s not all pishing rain and gales for days. Ben
follows the swallows south towards Africa around November, spending
the last few winters in Lanzarote.)
He tackled Nazare a few days ago on boards borrowed from Nick
Von Rupp, his unofficial chaperone into the line-up. The two met
when Von Rupp was in Scotland recently (YouTubing it to death) and
enlisted Ben and his ski to whip him into a
heavy slab up North.
They kept in touch and it wasn’t long before Ben got a call to
see if he fancied tackling arguably the most famous big wave spot
in the world.
Or at least the one that has captured most mainstream attention
for the cartoon-ish images of waves against the context of the
lighthouse and viewing area on the cliff.
“It was like a football stadium or something,”Ben says. “You can
hear everybody cheering when you’re getting waves, and when you’re
getting worked!”
I ask him if he took any heavy ones. “I took the biggest set of
the day on the head when I was paddling,” he says. “It’s a really
heavy wave, you’re under the water for a long time. But I’ve got a
good mindset, I stay quite calm.”
Ben wears a float vest and I wondered how many times he’d pulled
it, expecting at least once or twice, but I’m surprised by his
answer.
“I’ve never ever pulled it, I like to save up the canisters,” he
laughs. “It’s kind of a goal of mine. I’ve not done it yet, so I
said to myself I wasn’t going to do it at Nazaré and I didn’t.”
I’m struck by the composure of a sixteen year old taking on some
of the world’s most iconic big waves. Early in our conversation
it’s clear that Ben Larg is cut from a different cloth.
There’s no bravado, no bullshit.
He seems naturally self-effacing.
“I don’t know if I’m a big wave surfer yet,” he says at one
point when I’ve referred to him as such.
He spent a lot of the sessions at Nazaré doing safety on the ski
for Von Rupp and others, as well as paddling and towing several
waves of his own.
It seems a heavy load for someone so young, not just dealing
with your own waves, but looking out for other, more experienced
surfers you’ve only just met.
“It’s a super sketchy place to drive the ski on the inside
there,” Ben told me. “Hardest place I’ve ever driven.”
But this seems all part of the experience for him, and working
with the skis is part of it.
“I just love surfing big waves. I love driving the skis and
stuff, I’ve always been a massive motorhead. I’ve ridden motorbikes
my whole life.”
He was surprised by how busy it was with skis buzzing around and
roughly twelve tow teams.
“My paddle waves were good waves, but I never got the proper set
waves I wanted. Natxo Gonzalez was on the bombs. I want to paddle
it bigger,” he says.
Ben has aspirations of being a big-wave surfer, but doesn’t seem
comfortable with the self-promotion that’s arguably necessary to
make it.
His Instagram account is quiet.There’s roughly one post a
month and sometimes months on end of nothing.
“I hate to talk myself up,” he says. “I’m super inactive on
social media, but after staying with Nick (Von Rupp) he says I have
to do it.”
It’s an admirable approach, and a pretty remarkable outlier as
far as teenagers go, nevermind teenagers pushing limits in heavy
surf.
He’ll probably be forced to amp up his online game if he wants
to get noticed and keep sponsors happy, but I would hope some
brands might recognise the long term value in authenticity and
simply being out there rather than talking yourself up online.
Walk softly and carry a big stick, as they say.
Stories are always more powerful if you let others tell them for
you.
I ask Ben if he realises that he’s ridden the biggest waves ever
by a Scottish surfer.
He laughs and says he hasn’t thought about it like
that.
“I was stoked just to be the only Scottish guy in the
water.”
And his plans for the future?
“Maybe post more than once a year on Instagram…or I could go
onto TikTok and flick my hair about a bit.”
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Foil king, Facebook founder Mark
Zuckerberg’s 1400-acre Kauai compound explored in “visually
stunning” project that “reflects a broader story of dispossession
of Native Hawaiians!”
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s
transformation from a pale Silicon Valley drone into the world’s
5th richest man and a “foil king” is truly the story of the decade.
That famed Caesar haircut, once synonymous with checking out what
some kid you knew in high school was cooking for dinner now rests
upon a head that has tamed the very seas.
For who doesn’t instantly picture Zuckerberg floating above the
waves, foiling, when one pictures him at all?
Beautiful and the Garden Isle of Kauai must be credited as
cocoon wherein the Harvard honorary degree holder entered a worm
and exited a butterfly.
Zuckerberg famously purchased a nearly 1400-acre compound a few
years ago but what does it look like, inside? What is on that
precious land?
Well, Business
Insider has some answers in “a visually stunning
project showcasing the natural beauty that drew Zuckerberg to the
island, Tyler Sonnemaker’s story explains how Zuckerberg’s estate
there reflects a broader story of the dispossession of Native
Hawaiians. Read on for a Q&A with Tyler, and to check out the
project, complete with drone footage, illustrations, maps, and
audio pronunciations of Hawaiian phrases.”
Very cool.
The piece also explores how Zuckerberg is “going native” on his
land by taking up bow hunting and spear
throwing.
And of course foiling.
Like King Kamehameha himself.
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Bill introduced to Honolulu city council
that would effectively ban all surf schools, spring breaker hair
braiding operations, other commercial activity from Oahu’s fabled
North Shore!
Later, VALs and other such cultural
appropriators.
Anyone who has ever traveled somewhere
beautiful, fabled even, and coastal has also recognized
that beauty attracts like a magnet, beauty sprouts small business
and larger businesses, beauty, if left unchecked, will eat beauty
like a snake eating its tail.
And it was with this in mind, maybe, that a bill is being
introduced to the full Honolulu city council that will effectively
ban any surf schools and other commercial activities from Oahu’s
fabled North Shore.
Councilmember Heidi Tsuneyoshi brought Bill 34 forward and the
percolating frustration about soft top fever percolates through her
very words when she says, “So when I went out to Puaʻena Point on
an unscheduled site visit, Puaʻena Point was inundated with surf
instruction. From point to point in the bay. No room for anything
else — just surf instruction. Four different trucks in the parking
lot by that area.”
No room for anything else.
Just surf instruction.
Professional surfing contests and commercial filming will be
allowed to continue. Surf schools, though, gone. Ummmm hair
braiding stands? Gone. Açai igloos? I guess gone? Wedding
photography operations? Hopefully disappeared.
According to Hawaii Public
Radio, “Committee Chair Augie Tulba expressed concerns
about some elements of the bill, including how it would be
enforced.”
I’ll tell him how in two words:
Black shorts.
Problem solved.
The vote is scheduled for December 1, 2021.
Later, VALs and other such cultural appropriators.
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Breaking: Hawaiian surf icon and former
world #4 fighting for his life in ICU after being attacked at Ala
Moana Beach Park! “Hawaii has changed dramatically. Drugs and crime
are now everywhere. It’s getting worse… sad!”
The North Shore legend, former world tour shredder and
influential surfboard shaper, Reno Abellira, is reportedly fighting
for his life after being attacked at the Ala Moana Beach
Park.
From Instagram,
Reno Abellira was Attack While Sleeping at Ala Moana Beach
Park and He as kind of been homeless lately. They are Saying That
He’s In A Coma? Please send some prayers to him and if anybody know
anything new you can update or leave a comment.
Okay the latest update he is in Queens Hospital In ICU he’s
in serious condition but stable but not conscious. As of Sunday 9:15 PM
Abellira, who is seventy-one, has had what you might call a
wild, wild life.
His daddy was a middleweight boxer who was shot dead in a
Chinatown pool hall where he worked as a “strong arm”; he beat Jeff
Hakman at thirty-foot Waimea Bay to win the 1974 Smirnoff (he’d win
it again three years later) and his twin-fin design convinced Mark
Richards to make a version of it and subsequently dominate the
world tour for half a decade.
In 1992, he was indicted, according to a letter to
BeachGrit from Reno “for three counts for the
Federal crimes of racketeering (the RICO Act) specifically
Possession with Intent to distribute of four kilos of Cocaine and
over 27 pounds of marijuana that had been control delivered by
the U.S Postal Service and D.E.A agents to an address in suburban
Honolulu.”