Foil king, Facebook founder Mark
Zuckerberg’s 1400-acre Kauai compound explored in “visually
stunning” project that “reflects a broader story of dispossession
of Native Hawaiians!”
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s
transformation from a pale Silicon Valley drone into the world’s
5th richest man and a “foil king” is truly the story of the decade.
That famed Caesar haircut, once synonymous with checking out what
some kid you knew in high school was cooking for dinner now rests
upon a head that has tamed the very seas.
For who doesn’t instantly picture Zuckerberg floating above the
waves, foiling, when one pictures him at all?
Beautiful and the Garden Isle of Kauai must be credited as
cocoon wherein the Harvard honorary degree holder entered a worm
and exited a butterfly.
Zuckerberg famously purchased a nearly 1400-acre compound a few
years ago but what does it look like, inside? What is on that
precious land?
Well, Business
Insider has some answers in “a visually stunning
project showcasing the natural beauty that drew Zuckerberg to the
island, Tyler Sonnemaker’s story explains how Zuckerberg’s estate
there reflects a broader story of the dispossession of Native
Hawaiians. Read on for a Q&A with Tyler, and to check out the
project, complete with drone footage, illustrations, maps, and
audio pronunciations of Hawaiian phrases.”
Very cool.
The piece also explores how Zuckerberg is “going native” on his
land by taking up bow hunting and spear
throwing.
And of course foiling.
Like King Kamehameha himself.
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Bill introduced to Honolulu city council
that would effectively ban all surf schools, spring breaker hair
braiding operations, other commercial activity from Oahu’s fabled
North Shore!
Later, VALs and other such cultural
appropriators.
Anyone who has ever traveled somewhere
beautiful, fabled even, and coastal has also recognized
that beauty attracts like a magnet, beauty sprouts small business
and larger businesses, beauty, if left unchecked, will eat beauty
like a snake eating its tail.
And it was with this in mind, maybe, that a bill is being
introduced to the full Honolulu city council that will effectively
ban any surf schools and other commercial activities from Oahu’s
fabled North Shore.
Councilmember Heidi Tsuneyoshi brought Bill 34 forward and the
percolating frustration about soft top fever percolates through her
very words when she says, “So when I went out to Puaʻena Point on
an unscheduled site visit, Puaʻena Point was inundated with surf
instruction. From point to point in the bay. No room for anything
else — just surf instruction. Four different trucks in the parking
lot by that area.”
No room for anything else.
Just surf instruction.
Professional surfing contests and commercial filming will be
allowed to continue. Surf schools, though, gone. Ummmm hair
braiding stands? Gone. Açai igloos? I guess gone? Wedding
photography operations? Hopefully disappeared.
According to Hawaii Public
Radio, “Committee Chair Augie Tulba expressed concerns
about some elements of the bill, including how it would be
enforced.”
I’ll tell him how in two words:
Black shorts.
Problem solved.
The vote is scheduled for December 1, 2021.
Later, VALs and other such cultural appropriators.
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Breaking: Hawaiian surf icon and former
world #4 fighting for his life in ICU after being attacked at Ala
Moana Beach Park! “Hawaii has changed dramatically. Drugs and crime
are now everywhere. It’s getting worse… sad!”
The North Shore legend, former world tour shredder and
influential surfboard shaper, Reno Abellira, is reportedly fighting
for his life after being attacked at the Ala Moana Beach
Park.
From Instagram,
Reno Abellira was Attack While Sleeping at Ala Moana Beach
Park and He as kind of been homeless lately. They are Saying That
He’s In A Coma? Please send some prayers to him and if anybody know
anything new you can update or leave a comment.
Okay the latest update he is in Queens Hospital In ICU he’s
in serious condition but stable but not conscious. As of Sunday 9:15 PM
Abellira, who is seventy-one, has had what you might call a
wild, wild life.
His daddy was a middleweight boxer who was shot dead in a
Chinatown pool hall where he worked as a “strong arm”; he beat Jeff
Hakman at thirty-foot Waimea Bay to win the 1974 Smirnoff (he’d win
it again three years later) and his twin-fin design convinced Mark
Richards to make a version of it and subsequently dominate the
world tour for half a decade.
In 1992, he was indicted, according to a letter to
BeachGrit from Reno “for three counts for the
Federal crimes of racketeering (the RICO Act) specifically
Possession with Intent to distribute of four kilos of Cocaine and
over 27 pounds of marijuana that had been control delivered by
the U.S Postal Service and D.E.A agents to an address in suburban
Honolulu.”
National Scholastic Surfing Assoc.
advertises upcoming airshow with women getting half as much prize
money as men, boys; surf feminist hero Lucy Small swings into
action: “You love progression, what about progression on gender
equality!”
The National Scholastic Surfing Association, or
NSSA, stepped right in it yesterday by advertising an upcoming
“airshow” for men, women, children in Huntington Beach, California
to take place today. The post, on Instagram, was captioned “we love
progression! Let’s go kids!”
All not great though the real kicker was the boldly announced
prize purse. The winner of the men’s division set to receive $1000.
Winner to the “juniors” or boys division also $1000. Winner of the
women’s $500, exactly half as much, enough to cover dinner for 10
at the local Olive Garden.
“Cha-ching” was written above and adorned with rocket ship
emojis and flying stacks of cash.
One might imagine how this bald-faced show of inequality might
be ill-advised in this day and age. One might also imagine how this
sort of business easily slides under the radar.
Thankfully, we have surf feminist hero Lucy Small.
You will certainly recall how she bravely called contest
organizers out from the stage after winning half as
much as the men in an Australian longboarding competition. You
should also remember how she bathed Dirty
Water with her charm and wit.
And into the NSSA comments she swung, declaring, “Equal pay for
equal play is written into California State law! You love
progression, what about progress on gender equality?”
The NSSA, of course, quickly deleted the post leading Small to
wonder if it was disappeared because the situation is going to be
rectified or simply because the association did not want the
scrutiny.
Very fine point and I believe the scrutiny is well-deserved.
NSSA?
Equal pay or will the 1950s continue to guide decision
making?
More as the story develops.
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Surfing’s pre-eminent journalist slams
Sixty Minutes’ child-like take on Australia’s Great White crisis!
“What would you do if you swam into … Jaws?”
“We’re to blame for the surprising boom in shark
bites…”
The world’s pre-eminent surf journalist Sean Doherty, a
man who will crumble bones and drink blood in the pursuit of a
story, has come out swinging at tabloid current affairs show 60
Minutes for its child-like take on Australia’s Great White
Crisis.
When 60 Minutes tweeted, “Dr Nathan Hart, a world-leading animal
neurologist, puts the increase in shark encounters down to one
simple fact: humans are sharks are mixing more than ever
before,
Doherty responded,
“One simple fact? More people? All recent fatalities have been
victims of White shark attack. White sharks have been protected in
Australian waters for 20 years. Breeding cycle 12-15. Your reporter
just nodded his way blithely through this claim.”
Doherty knows.
He grew up surfing the NSW mid-north Coast and has seen that
dreamy lil stretch of surf heaven turn into a superhighway for
Great Whites.
Growing up in Forster and surfing during the ‘80s and ‘90s,
I never really encountered sharks, not whites anyway. We’d catch
whalers outside while fishing, but you never saw sharks while
surfing. This was the heyday of the Tuncurry Bar, half a mile out
to sea off Tuncurry Beach at the mouth of Wallis Lake, one of the
best right-handers on the east coast. When the Bar broke, nobody
ever thought twice about sharks. They were never front of
mind.
But that’s changed in recent years. With the white shark
protected since 1999, and the primary east coast breeding ground
just down the coast, they’re regular visitors. When the NSW
Department of Primary Industries began their trial of Smart
drum-lines in the area back in 2017, they immediately confirmed
what many local surfers already knew. The DPI picked up 65 white
sharks in six months between the town beaches of Tuncurry and
Burgess, most of them juveniles between two and three
metres.
Obvious questions.
Will the conversation, as it’s called, turn specifically to
Great Whites or stick to “sharks” thus muddying the debate with
platitudes like more sharks are killed by humans than vice-versa,
cue photos of sharks being finned, and when will any of the
supposed experts, none of whom appear to surf, arrive at a number
for the current population of Great Whites?
And, to the point of more people surfing ergo more attacks, I’d
suggest the numbers of swimmers off Perth has dwindled to almost
zero, most of ’em swimming so close to shore they almost hit the
sand with their arm strokes, and at known Great White haunts surfer
numbers are down dramatically.