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Surfing’s pre-eminent journalist slams Sixty Minutes’ child-like take on Australia’s Great White crisis! “What would you do if you swam into … Jaws?”

“We’re to blame for the surprising boom in shark bites…”

The world’s pre-eminent surf journalist Sean Doherty, a man who will crumble bones and drink blood in the pursuit of a story, has come out swinging at tabloid current affairs show 60 Minutes for its child-like take on Australia’s Great White Crisis. 

In episode 39, Close Encounters, which comes two weeks after a Perth man swimming fifty feet from shore was disappeared by a Great White, we get the usual tabloid arc on shark attacks, a little shock and horror (“What would you do if you swam into Jaws,”) followed by resolution and reassurance – technology will save us along with what might loosely be called an expert on the matter saying, well, more people in the water ergo more attacks. 

Nothing to see here, move on etc. 

Doherty, who is the author of the definitive MP: the Life of Michael Peterson, My Brother’s Keeper: the official Bra Boy’s story, once voted the World’s Best Surf Reporter, who owns print magazine Surfing World and who helped steer public opinion against new oil drilling in Australian waters, was savage in his attack.

When 60 Minutes tweeted, “Dr Nathan Hart, a world-leading animal neurologist, puts the increase in shark encounters down to one simple fact: humans are sharks are mixing more than ever before,

Doherty responded,

“One simple fact? More people? All recent fatalities have been victims of White shark attack. White sharks have been protected in Australian waters for 20 years. Breeding cycle 12-15. Your reporter just nodded his way blithely through this claim.” 

Doherty knows.

He grew up surfing the NSW mid-north Coast and has seen that dreamy lil stretch of surf heaven turn into a superhighway for Great Whites. 

In May, he wrote about life in Tuncurry after a surfer was killed by a fifteen-foot Great White at one of the area’s best waves. 

Growing up in Forster and surfing during the ‘80s and ‘90s, I never really encountered sharks, not whites anyway. We’d catch whalers outside while fishing, but you never saw sharks while surfing. This was the heyday of the Tuncurry Bar, half a mile out to sea off Tuncurry Beach at the mouth of Wallis Lake, one of the best right-handers on the east coast. When the Bar broke, nobody ever thought twice about sharks. They were never front of mind.

But that’s changed in recent years. With the white shark protected since 1999, and the primary east coast breeding ground just down the coast, they’re regular visitors. When the NSW Department of Primary Industries began their trial of Smart drum-lines in the area back in 2017, they immediately confirmed what many local surfers already knew. The DPI picked up 65 white sharks in six months between the town beaches of Tuncurry and Burgess, most of them juveniles between two and  three metres. 

Obvious questions.

Will the conversation, as it’s called, turn specifically to Great Whites or stick to “sharks” thus muddying the debate with platitudes like more sharks are killed by humans than vice-versa, cue photos of sharks being finned, and when will any of the supposed experts, none of whom appear to surf, arrive at a number for the current population of Great Whites?

And, to the point of more people surfing ergo more attacks, I’d suggest the numbers of swimmers off Perth has dwindled to almost zero, most of ’em swimming so close to shore they almost hit the sand with their arm strokes, and at known Great White haunts surfer numbers are down dramatically.

Or I’m wrong.

Tell me.

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Stalin
Stalin
4 years ago
Stalin
Stalin
4 years ago
Reply to  Stalin

For my fellow NSWellians- the bloke you need to contact to provide your thoughts and opinions on this issue is the honourable Adam Marshall MP

ManChew
ManChew
4 years ago

Too many bleeding hearts. Not enough common sense. Culling is a common sense approach and is used on many species. Sometimes there’s just too many. The sharks that now have a taste for man need to be culled off. It’s the same with any other man eater. If you don’t agree, go swim out in the deep. We’ll watch.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Wilson might be more intelligent than the collective brain power of the 60 Minutes staff

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Typical one-sided effort from 60 Minutes! The major flaw in this 60 minutes show is not one shark or their PR reps were interviewed for the segment. And why wasn’t @negatron’s southern hemisphere knowledge and industry expertise leveraged to offer a more balanced report?

John Wayne
John Wayne
4 years ago

Did he pay up ?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Thieving swindler !
Next time ya make a bet with one of those types be sure ya both put ya money into an envelope and get a neutral party to hold it…

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
4 years ago

In Australia in 1929 the population was approx 6.3 mllion people and close to fuck all people surfing. GW sharks were not protected and there were 9 recorded Shark Fatalities Nationally.

In Australia in 2020 the population was closer to 26 million people with shit loads surfing. GW by now are protected and there were 2 shark Fatalities.

In over 120 years we have recorded 259 shark fatalities in Australia.

In 2020 alone there were over 1200 fatalaties on Australian roads.

In 1929 alone there were 1100 fatalities on Australian roads.

meh….

John Wayne
John Wayne
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

Don’t forget all the safety advancements – seatbelts, brakes etc and policy changes – drink driving, speed limits and technology – speed cameras, roads design – that have contributed to the drop in car related fatalities per capita. Go normalise that activity. Compare apples with apples.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

The point is you are orders of magnitude more likely to die driving your car than being hit by a GW. But nobody thinks twice about driving.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Especially true if driving a Tesla with FSD

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
4 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Maybe as an average across the population as a whole, but there are many communities of water people for which these odds are way closer to even.

Surfy McSurfyface
Surfy McSurfyface
4 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

I’d argue the stat about less people in 1929 with more attacks supports the idea that a healthier shark population leads to more attacks. Seems you couldn’t enter the water in 1929 without getting a chomp chomp. As shark numbers rebound it may again be that way in the future….

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

Is it possible to make whoop disappear?

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago

Relax, You’ll be anal beading your hermaphro pleasure boy in the Meta very soon, reality is over.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

I’m going buy all the real estate in virtual Dee Why, vote myself in as mayor and charge gas for all your rent boys. I’m going tax you back into reality motherfucker…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Has Pelosi approved your tax plan yet?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Does the Whoop Strap have an app for the anal beading exercise you mention?

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago

No your right

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

A menace on society !

astro
astro
4 years ago

Ahhh fuck – blame it on comm fishermen. It’s always their fault. Overfishing has driven the increasing shark population into starvation and the skinny sharks are eating anything they can. It’s obvious – send 10 mill to astrolovessharks.com for more opinionated scientific research.
I’m thinking of opening a chain of shark fin soup restaurants- oughta go good, I reckon.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

It’s good for extra ropey cum strings

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

First restaurant opening – Bondi,
2nd Northside – Newport.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

We just got a Taco Bell in Dee Why, woo hoo!
Very excited.

John Wayne
John Wayne
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

There are now 8 Mexican joints between Kirra and Coolie. With no people. Surely we have reached the point of diminishing marginal returns. Incredible. I said to the latest dude who has just opened – do we really need another Mex – his response “we are doing things differently”. Wel he is correct. My neighbour and his wife went for dinner the other night and spent $160 and came home and had to eat some more.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

I’ll be eating like Kai.
I’ll be spending about 12 bucks

Lucky Al
Lucky Al
4 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Out of interest I looked on the map and I think you might even have 9:

Playa Taco
The Aztec
Holy Jala
Montezuma’s
Beach Burrito
The Jungle
Zambretto
Agave Rosa
Tupe-Aloha

Are there that many Mexicans in the area? How come there are no Brazilian restaurants?

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

I’m getting a second opinion … Surfads,?

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

It is – not the local comm fisherman though. It’s the huge int’l ships that go around and rape the ocean of anything remotely edible all over the globe. A lot of that comes from Asia, and a lot of it done illegally

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  FL Skunk Ape

Fish rape is a thing?

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

The Sword Fish is the shadiest. Close second is the hammerhead

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

If whale migration and re-population on the east coast what is the answer for the west? Much to ponder over with a level head.


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