Cha-ching.
The National Scholastic Surfing Association, or NSSA, stepped right in it yesterday by advertising an upcoming “airshow” for men, women, children in Huntington Beach, California to take place today. The post, on Instagram, was captioned “we love progression! Let’s go kids!”
All not great though the real kicker was the boldly announced prize purse. The winner of the men’s division set to receive $1000. Winner to the “juniors” or boys division also $1000. Winner of the women’s $500, exactly half as much, enough to cover dinner for 10 at the local Olive Garden.
“Cha-ching” was written above and adorned with rocket ship emojis and flying stacks of cash.

One might imagine how this bald-faced show of inequality might be ill-advised in this day and age. One might also imagine how this sort of business easily slides under the radar.
Thankfully, we have surf feminist hero Lucy Small.
You will certainly recall how she bravely called contest organizers out from the stage after winning half as much as the men in an Australian longboarding competition. You should also remember how she bathed Dirty Water with her charm and wit.
And into the NSSA comments she swung, declaring, “Equal pay for equal play is written into California State law! You love progression, what about progress on gender equality?”
The NSSA, of course, quickly deleted the post leading Small to wonder if it was disappeared because the situation is going to be rectified or simply because the association did not want the scrutiny.
Very fine point and I believe the scrutiny is well-deserved.
NSSA?
Equal pay or will the 1950s continue to guide decision making?
More as the story develops.
Who was the bitchgripe.com dingaling who was arguing how “crime free and safe” Waikiki is?
He is indulging himself in a canard.
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You mean “Brandon,” LGR? At least get the right wing talking point of umbrage that is all the rage to keep you all in a froth, right. Or did you come through the American education system that didn’t teach basic spelling?
The juniors should be paid less as they won’t perform as well as the open men. Also, are the juniors all one gender.
I don’t get why pay has to be the same when they’re not doing the same. Male and female lawyers? They do the same job for all people, pay ‘em the same. Male and female doctors? They do the same for all people, pay ‘em the same.
Fuck, if you’re working commission pay in sales and the woman is slaying it making 5x more sales than her male colleagues, fucken pay her 5x more than the blokes. How can the blokes argue they deserve the same when they’re making 5x less sales?
But equal pay just coz one is male and the other’s female when what they’re dishing up is poles apart in terms of quality? I’m not too sure how they actually justify it from a logical viewpoint?
Just to be obtuse, who cares about another surf contest be with him or hers.
Fuck the wsl and the surf industry equally!
https://youtu.be/UJweDZXolrs
off topic, but…
My god you people are dumb. This comment section is like hanging out in an Alabama country bar.
Rayciss
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im with an open event…then the money wont matter
And they wonder why the Olympics Committee stripped them for being unethical.
Chas-Ching!
Ronnie G would be saddened to hear about this transgression!
But Kyle Rittenhouse got acquitted so I deserve some Loius Vitton shit. Every few months they drive over here and try that, they all go to jail.
I’d prefer a Porsche or a Sprinter van over Louis Vitton shit but I am rather simple.
Vuitton
I hate it when I am busted for multi-tasking induced spelling errors but at least I spelled Porsche correctly!
No you don’t deserve any Louis Vuitton because you can’t spell it correclty
Stunning and brave.
Ok, in shorter than short, that’s a yes then.
The reeeeeal stupid ones…
In short, I guess you mean they’re the ones who are too stupid to go to University.
P.S.
And/or their parents haven’t got enough dollars (or too much sense) for bribes into the sporting programs etc…
Great pic of the Beach Grit cohort Chas!
The guy right behind her about to blow a fart …
That would be me.
chas will probably side with what his wife says…dudes soft.
She’s missing the point that this is equal pay. The pay is equal to the product delivered. That works across almost all “competition”. Look at it this way, you’re at a strip club, shelling out whatever denomination of bills you can afford (we will go with $1’s since this is BG). Are those bills going to the most attractive, friendly, tits out stripper or are they going to the bitchy, butterface in the corner wearing a sweater? Tits win it every time. That’s both equal and fair.
You are missing the gender element which is sad because male strippers need to make buck as well.
what the hell is ‘butterface’
= Everything looks good…’butterface’. lol.
But her face
Butt her face ?
Ams in the NSSA get prize money now? I seem to remember Curren winning a pro contest and turning down the first place money.
When you have a billionaire and his wife in charge almost anything can happen.
The 82 Katin.
He should have won in 1981 also, but the judges liked Shaun Thompson’s extra 4000 shoreward ass wiggles.
It’s the NSSA. Shouldn’t the highest GPA get the most money? Also do they allow home schooled kids?
I’m very curious about the “men’s” division. Is it adults who are getting GED?
Joe Crimo on the comeback trail. “Here hold my false teeth”
Joel Tudor will probably rock up, get the criteria changed and announce himself champion
May have changed but like 15 years ago it was 16 and up.