Small (center) in the belly of the NSSA.
Small (center) in the belly of the NSSA.

National Scholastic Surfing Assoc. advertises upcoming airshow with women getting half as much prize money as men, boys; surf feminist hero Lucy Small swings into action: “You love progression, what about progression on gender equality!”

Cha-ching.

The National Scholastic Surfing Association, or NSSA, stepped right in it yesterday by advertising an upcoming “airshow” for men, women, children in Huntington Beach, California to take place today. The post, on Instagram, was captioned “we love progression! Let’s go kids!”

All not great though the real kicker was the boldly announced prize purse. The winner of the men’s division set to receive $1000. Winner to the “juniors” or boys division also $1000. Winner of the women’s $500, exactly half as much, enough to cover dinner for 10 at the local Olive Garden.

“Cha-ching” was written above and adorned with rocket ship emojis and flying stacks of cash.

One might imagine how this bald-faced show of inequality might be ill-advised in this day and age. One might also imagine how this sort of business easily slides under the radar.

Thankfully, we have surf feminist hero Lucy Small.

You will certainly recall how she bravely called contest organizers out from the stage after winning half as much as the men in an Australian longboarding competition. You should also remember how she bathed Dirty Water with her charm and wit.

And into the NSSA comments she swung, declaring, “Equal pay for equal play is written into California State law! You love progression, what about progress on gender equality?”

The NSSA, of course, quickly deleted the post leading Small to wonder if it was disappeared because the situation is going to be rectified or simply because the association did not want the scrutiny.

Very fine point and I believe the scrutiny is well-deserved.

NSSA?

Equal pay or will the 1950s continue to guide decision making?

More as the story develops.

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4 years ago

Who was the bitchgripe.com dingaling who was arguing how “crime free and safe” Waikiki is?

He is indulging himself in a canard.

https://www.kitv.com/news/c…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

You mean “Brandon,” LGR? At least get the right wing talking point of umbrage that is all the rage to keep you all in a froth, right. Or did you come through the American education system that didn’t teach basic spelling?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

The juniors should be paid less as they won’t perform as well as the open men. Also, are the juniors all one gender.

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

I don’t get why pay has to be the same when they’re not doing the same. Male and female lawyers? They do the same job for all people, pay ‘em the same. Male and female doctors? They do the same for all people, pay ‘em the same.

Fuck, if you’re working commission pay in sales and the woman is slaying it making 5x more sales than her male colleagues, fucken pay her 5x more than the blokes. How can the blokes argue they deserve the same when they’re making 5x less sales?

But equal pay just coz one is male and the other’s female when what they’re dishing up is poles apart in terms of quality? I’m not too sure how they actually justify it from a logical viewpoint?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Just to be obtuse, who cares about another surf contest be with him or hers.
Fuck the wsl and the surf industry equally!

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago

https://youtu.be/UJweDZXolrs
off topic, but…

D Nelson
D Nelson
4 years ago

My god you people are dumb. This comment section is like hanging out in an Alabama country bar.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  D Nelson

Rayciss

Simon Says
Simon Says
4 years ago
Headhighandfuckemall
Headhighandfuckemall
4 years ago

im with an open event…then the money wont matter

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

And they wonder why the Olympics Committee stripped them for being unethical.

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Chas-Ching!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Ronnie G would be saddened to hear about this transgression!

c4
c4
4 years ago

But Kyle Rittenhouse got acquitted so I deserve some Loius Vitton shit. Every few months they drive over here and try that, they all go to jail.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

I’d prefer a Porsche or a Sprinter van over Louis Vitton shit but I am rather simple.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Vuitton

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Captain Wack

I hate it when I am busted for multi-tasking induced spelling errors but at least I spelled Porsche correctly!

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

No you don’t deserve any Louis Vuitton because you can’t spell it correclty

Stalin
Stalin
4 years ago

Stunning and brave.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Ok, in shorter than short, that’s a yes then.
The reeeeeal stupid ones…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

In short, I guess you mean they’re the ones who are too stupid to go to University.

P.S.
And/or their parents haven’t got enough dollars (or too much sense) for bribes into the sporting programs etc…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Great pic of the Beach Grit cohort Chas!

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

The guy right behind her about to blow a fart …
That would be me.

Headhighandfuckemall
Headhighandfuckemall
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

chas will probably side with what his wife says…dudes soft.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

She’s missing the point that this is equal pay. The pay is equal to the product delivered. That works across almost all “competition”. Look at it this way, you’re at a strip club, shelling out whatever denomination of bills you can afford (we will go with $1’s since this is BG). Are those bills going to the most attractive, friendly, tits out stripper or are they going to the bitchy, butterface in the corner wearing a sweater? Tits win it every time. That’s both equal and fair.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

You are missing the gender element which is sad because male strippers need to make buck as well.

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

what the hell is ‘butterface’

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Simsurf

= Everything looks good…’butterface’. lol.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

But her face

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Butt her face ?

c4
c4
4 years ago

Ams in the NSSA get prize money now? I seem to remember Curren winning a pro contest and turning down the first place money.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

When you have a billionaire and his wife in charge almost anything can happen.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

The 82 Katin.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

He should have won in 1981 also, but the judges liked Shaun Thompson’s extra 4000 shoreward ass wiggles.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago

It’s the NSSA. Shouldn’t the highest GPA get the most money? Also do they allow home schooled kids?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago

I’m very curious about the “men’s” division. Is it adults who are getting GED?

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Joe Crimo on the comeback trail. “Here hold my false teeth”

Simsurf
Simsurf
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

Joel Tudor will probably rock up, get the criteria changed and announce himself champion

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

May have changed but like 15 years ago it was 16 and up.


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