World’s most famous Great White Shark doppelgänger captured lurking near Southern California, likely practicing choreography for gory “Hollywood moment!”

Jaws part Deux.

I’ll tell you what. There is nothing more difficult than ballet choreography. Why and how I know such is a longer story, becoming a book, but my goodness and wow. The moves are all in French, impossible to do, rapid fire and must be exact. Exact. Not one toe out of place. Not one finger wrong. Toss in dizzying spins, inhuman flexibility, a brain able to sort the specifics then add grace and flow.

Hollywood acting, I’d imagine, much easier but maybe not for Great White Sharks as their brains are only 60 centimeters long and, thus, a Great White was practicing her simple choreography very near Southern California in a possible indication that the world’s most famous Great White Shark role, Jaws, is being recast.

Per news reports, Nikki Brant Sevy and Euan Rannachan of the Be A Shark diving operation were off Guadalupe Island snapping headshots when they saw “Nicole” working her routine.

“When sharks are serious about getting a hang bait they often make a fast vertical approach from the depths.” Sevy told The New York Post. “I saw Nicole approaching from below and was able to visually track her as she instigated her approach. She rose up directly in front of me and I knew I had the chance at a Jaws movie poster shot. There were a lot of mackerel around that day, and I was worried they ruined the photo by getting between me and Nicole, or that they pulled focus from her. Checking your photos underwater is difficult, though, so I crossed my fingers and went back to photographing Nicole for another hour. It wasn’t until the trip was over that I downloaded my images and realized I got the shot.”

Ugh.

Would you like to audition for “surfer getting eaten” in the re-deux?

Easier than ballet, I’ll tell you that right now.

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4 years ago

According to this, Billy Al suffers from a mild case of dementia.

https://losangeles.cbslocal…

And these are some of the images left on the cutting-room floor.

This is “Royal Hawaiian” crowd control move for Vals and VALS devised by Tubesteak, Bengston and another surferamicist Ken Price.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Moondoggie was a cool-looking arty surfer dude in the John Severson vein.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Snowbored
Snowbored
4 years ago

Chas. I think you should audition for the part of “Hooper” (Richard Dreyfus). But you will need to grow a real beard and moustache.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

That’s a huge bitch!

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

Ballet is nuts. Shhh, it’s top secret.

https://youtu.be/bcV3ab3byQs

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
4 years ago

Misunderstood, Majestic Creatures. They’re just into oral.

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

Damn Nicole has a fat ass. She got more rolls than a bakery


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