Open Thread: Comment Live day two of the Michelob Ultra PURE GOLD Haleiwa Challenger!

Crack a green one.

Well, the jig is up at least for now. The World Surf League has made all its contests un-embed-able. Because the audience is so huge, I’d imagine, and turning folks away is the only sensible option.

Fuck them.

The Haleiwa boys, and girls, are in the water anyhow. Watch here, or don’t.

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Thruster_Truster
Thruster_Truster
4 years ago

I honestly forgot the ASP-WCT was a thing still!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago

What is un-embed-able? I know, I’m a technology retard.

Binjo Pattitson
Binjo Pattitson
4 years ago

Th only thing I ever got from you was Soros

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago

I’m not going to watch anything. I’m just going to presume it’s all shit and continue watching basketball instead.

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

youchube chat is on fire though

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

I missed Tyler Wright standing up for the oppression her people are currently enduring with the lockdowns. Hope its on the highlights at the end.

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
4 years ago
Reply to  sancho

As someone who knows all too well the effects of post-viral syndrome, even amongst young, fit, healthy people, I’d be very surprised to see her jump on the anti-vax bandwagon.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Sarah Baum one to watch

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

bring back the ASP!

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  sancho

ASAP!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

What happened to the Goat?

ed
ed
4 years ago

is that McCaffary girl one of the porn sisters?

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

without the lifeguards we’d all be dead

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

“Up and riding” over and over is not really “calling heats” there Makuakai.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago

Yeah Makuakūkae sucks

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Does that little dash over the u mean you have to stretch the u out a bit more? Like kooookae? Appropriate

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago

Exactamundo. That stretch and a little more stress on the vowel.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Vowel Kilmer.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago

Mamiya got robbed.

What happened to Slater?

Unleash the chicks.
Wake me up when Tia paddles out.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

She looked amazing.

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

You mean on the wave where he bogged and grovelled his way to the shorey?

Terence Hogben
Terence Hogben
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

He was lucky to get through the first round, and this one could have gone either way. Pity that talent could not show, contests are not the best for him it seems

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
4 years ago

No big deal you can still pop the wsl or FT screen out to watch and comment…where is everyone

astro
astro
4 years ago

The alley rights can look like dogshit in a ne. Gotcha, Barty. Brilliant.

John John's Father
John John's Father
4 years ago

Criminal to run the event in these conditions, especially with the huge swell coming next weekend in the waiting period. Probably don’t want to run it in waves too big for the girls, and it costs guys like Patty G their season next year.

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
4 years ago

Nah, swell this weekend is accompanied by 30mph onshores. They gotta run it before that gets here.

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

time to bust out the 5mil trunks

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Ok–seeing her. Not my aesthetic style. And isn’t a tan a requirement for surf broadcasting?

astro
astro
4 years ago

She’s the shemale Cote !

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago

10,285 watching the English youtube feed. The CT events this year before the Olympics would have like 5k viewers.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Lot of people slacking in the office, more than anything, is what I think those #s represent.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Not sure–haven’t seen what she looks like yet. But yes, intelligent women I find attractive.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Yeah, one of those days you’d not paddle out if not for the contest, I reckon. Compared to Turpel I’ll take her diction and tone. She at least has some brain cells present vs. some of the other announcers. Plus Ross is in the booth, which is always a plus.


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