Boom.
For all the mess tech folk have brought into our surfing, what with electric foiling, being Mark Zuckerberg etc. Twitter founder, multi-billionaire, philanthropist Jack Dorsey almost made it right with an epic tweet, yesterday, shouting out The Surf Network.
Legendary Ira Opper’s work of tireless genius, The Surf Network bills itself as “the planet’s largest surf movie and video library” and is very much worth a subscription.
Dorsey, anyhow, took to his platform hours ago to proclaim that the “Only truth left in the world is surf films.”
Is he your new favorite tech icon?
Better than Elon Musk?
He should be.
Boom.
Dorsey and Zuckerberg and what they have done to free speech and how they have supported left movements are what’s wrong. New favorite tech billionaire??? No way. Kill them, eat them.
Musk has paid 1 million in taxes for everyday he’s been a US citizen.
Very good. Can anyone hit me up with a rip of Passion Pop?
Good people? Signifier for white dipshit Charlottesville types? Yeah, make mention of ‘free speech’ and ‘democratic values’ and you got a honky on your hands.
Merry Mar-a-Lago, believer!
Good people meaning non trans woke commie dipshit.
Jonah should subscribe
“Worth a subscription”? Nah
What’s really going on? ?
Ha!Surf films are,and always have been,the biggest lie foisted upon us.
Heavily edited to perpetuate the myth of perfect consistent waves in perfect far-off destinations ridden perfectly by perfect beautiful people,they have groomed us into quixotic quests,and eternal dissatisfaction.
Merry christmas all you cunts.
Gotta be one of the biggest fuck you’s going around. A guy that can grow a full head of hair but chooses to clip it at zero.
Musk wins hands down! Twitter SUCKS. Tesla and SpaceX actually make ground breaking technology. Jack just facilitates arguing stupid opinions.
Tesla makes the shittiest death traps on the road. The amount of money Musk has spent on PR suppressing it astronomical.
Good (albeit biased) primer:
https://youtu.be/fM-wnyzPRNU
Have you ever taken one for a spin? Fun!
The lefty tech dirtbags like Dorsey and Zuck are using surfing as a redeeming signifier these days. I’m calling bullshit. Dorsey as CEO oversaw Twitter being ruined by censorship, good people being kicked off the platform and a gamed algorithm. He sold out the community, sold out free speech and took a giant dump on democratic values.
Beyond that he’s a passive aggressive wuss. So no Jack, you do not get to claim some mantle of cool or rebellion by being a fan of surf films.
Free speech and democratic values only apply to governments not private businesses. If democratic values existed for private businesses we wouldn’t see article like this, or articles about WHOOP on BG.
Free speech existed on Twitter for a long time and it was wonderful. As a social media platform they can do what they want and they did the cowardly thing and the greedy thing of trying to manipulate people instead of treating them fairly. Dorsey was a huge part of the Great Betrayal of the technocrats. He could have done the right thing but chose not to.
No it didn’t Twitter always had terms and conditions that lead to people being banned for breaking those terms and conditions. It’s a pretty simple concept.
It’s a pretty simple concept that the terms and conditions that should lead to banning are not applied to Twitter users on the Left. Even further, Twitter repeatedly provides material support to terrorist organizations.
Except Leftists have been banned too, im sure you were up in arms about that as well.
https://www.wired.co.uk/art…
https://www.ebony.com/news/…
So you hurriedly trotted off to the world wide web to do some investigation of when people on the Left have been “Banned”, and ALL you could come up with was ONE instance from 2015 where people from the Occupy movement got “Suspended”, and ONE instance from 2018 where black impersonator Shaun King got “Suspended” in 2018.
What does that have to do with anything? You said bans are not applied to people on the left. Those sources confirm that is not the case. I could show you more instances and you would still cry that the left is not banned, even when presented with evidence.
You have done nothing to refute my point.
“terms and conditions that should lead to banning are not applied to Twitter users on the Left.” – YOU
Refutes your claim by showing you two quick examples of Leftists being banned
“my point still stands” – YOU
Its like talking to a brick wall.
Words still matter.
“Suspended” is go stand in the corner, face the wall, think about what you’ve done, and in 5 days you’re welcome. There’s a strike on your record.
“Banned” is officially prohibited.
The left are never banned. Suspended. Not banned.
Now go stand in corner JohnsKnees. Face the wall. Five days.
What?
It’s not like you’re banned.
You really want to play this game? How about this….nobody is banned from Twitter you fucking dunce. You are either temporarily suspended or permanently suspended.
Case and point….https://mobile.twitter.com/realDona…
How do you get through life being righteous while being completely fucking wrong about everything. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Semantics. Account suspended effectively means banned. Almost all account suspensions are on the right. Twitter occasionally temporarily suspends lefty accounts, for optics.
Im not the one playing the semantics game, look at mr “words matter” dumb ass post. I just pointed out how ridiculous his “words matter’ statement is.
Wrong again ya dork.
https://www.bbc.com/news/te…
You are literally the dumbest person on here. All of those accounts are suspended as your source points out.
https://help.twitter.com/en…
“Permanent suspension: This is our most severe enforcement action. Permanently suspending an account will remove it from global view, and the violator will not be allowed to create new accounts. When we permanently suspend an account, we notify people that they have been suspended for abuse violations, and explain which policy or policies they have violated and which content was in violation.” – from fucking twitter you ass clown.
wOrDs MaTtEr
“Permanent Suspension” is an oxymoron ya moron.
https://memegenerator.net/i…
Lazy takes like that meme only serve to spotlight the defeat you’ve suffered here.
HAHAHAHH you truly are delusional.
You’ve lost. And by the looks of things you’re still in the first stage of grieving.
Oh look you’re declaring yourself winner, just like Trump.
I was going to let it go since its Christmas eve and all but if this is what you want to do here you go.
Let me breakdown how fucking retarded you truly are.
You stated only members of the right were banned, I showed you that was not the case with actual examples. When that didn’t work you then changed the argument to arguing the difference between ban and suspension. I told you Twitter does not do bans, they do temporary and permanent suspensions. You doubled down again saying I was wrong. I showed you the exact policy from TWITTER and then you continue to claim you’re right.
Its fucking insane how god damn dumb you really are and how much you refuse to accept reality even when presented with the actual policy page.
YOU. ARE. FUCKING. RETARDED.
The examples you were not bans. Occupy was temporarily suspended and their Twitter page taken off suspension and is now active.
The same thing with Shaun King.
Those were not examples of people on the left being banned.
Trump was banned. When other accounts were created by people close to Trump to post messages on behalf of the desk of Trump, those were banned.
My position has always been about being banned. You were the one who equated examples of temporary suspension with being banned. I simply pointed how wrong you are to say people on the left were banned when they were only temporarily suspended.
You’ve lost.
Holy fucking shit Otto, that is not WHAT YOU WERE SAYING you literally said nobody on the left gets banned. That is not the case AT FUCKING ALL. I only pulled two sources cause its not worth the time. I f you really want to look here is a list of permanent bans from wiki cause I’m too lazy and hungover to give a flying fuck about your back-peddling, changing definitions and being a stubborn ass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
People on both sides of the political isle have been permanently banned. End of fucking story.
it must be so damn tiring always crying about being the victim and seeing the entire world as right and left. Go hang out with your kids or whatever old fucking gezzers do on Christams eve.
That list proves my point. It does not refute it.
Look at it.
I did look at and there are in fact people on the left permanently banned. Case Closed.
Who?
For one Anonymous leans left. They were banned. Rebekkah Jones, Eoghan Harris, The Chaser, Bret Weinstein. 70 accounts associated with Bloomberg… I think ill stop there, was already a waste of my time. Have a good one Otto.
Triggered they went after your favorite lefty comrade? 🖕🏽
What are you even talking about?
“Redeeming signifier” Nice try, Lefty Tech Dirtbag.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Zuck and Jack don’t have any politics beyond what makes them more money
Agreed
Never trust a douchie twerp with a nose ring and a hillbilly beard.
Especially if he’s wearing what appears to be a hipster suit.
P.$.
What is it with nose rings, and their internal interaction with nose goblins ?
Surely the ring would collect boogers like a dam holds back water.
Would ya remove the nose ring if ya had a cold, for instance ?
Would crusty dry ones build up around it ?
What about gooey stretchy ones ?
I bet it makes them taste metalic.
Definitely a lot of maintenance. The type of people that have them are the same type that have a beard that requires oil to be rubbed through it twice a day.
I’d like to see China try and replicate Jack Dorsey…
https://preview.redd.it/nvu…
I’ve never seen bigger tools than the people who make surfing any part of their twitter presence.
https://twitter.com/AndreaF…
https://twitter.com/TheSurf…
Jack you need surf le$$ons?
Dior jacket. Sign of anyone who knows anything about surfing.
You were able to point out that its Dior, so wouldn’t that mean you dont know anything about surfing?
Good job drawing a straight line. Congrats!
Uuhhhh
Cos it’s a site where surfers come to discuss and/or whinge about surf/aquatic related things.
It’s generally not known to be a forum for high fashion talk though, other than the appropriate hat to wear for social occasions, whether that be a tan widebrim for hippy book signings or a yellow beanie for industry expo’s.
However you could start a new column concerning bespoke attire with a speciality in douchie hipster wear…
So how would you know what ‘brand’ it is.
To many eyes it’d be just another douchie hipster suit…
You’re assuming I claim to know anything about surfing. Why would I do that?
Uuhhhh
Cos it’s a site where surfers come to discuss and/or whinge about surf/aquatic related things.
It’s generally not known to be a forum for high fashion talk though, other than the appropriate hat to wear for social occasions, whether that be a tan widebrim for hippy book signings or a yellow beanie for industry expo’s.
However you could start a new column concerning bespoke attire with a speciality in douchie hipster wear…
So, if I’m following, surfers can only know about surf? If so, please shut up about politics. It’s a surf site!
There’s probably good reason why Jack waited until he stepped down from Twitter to proclaim that the only truth in the world is surf movies.
Not that I agree with everything Elon Musk has done, or is doing, but I have gotten quite a bit of enjoyment from his recent series of spats with retards on the left.
I especially liked his take on the retarded woke culture and CNN in this interview with the Babylon Bee, itself quite an enjoyable thorn in the side of the left.
https://youtu.be/jvGnw1sHh9M
See what you have done Chas?
I’m Otto, and yes I see what I have done, for I did it.
Well, I was referring to what Chas has done by posting this article. But you do you.
Merry Christmas Barrelled.
Back at ya!!
The Babylon Bee is to satire as Beach Grit is to surf news.