Professional surfing is back!
Well, the jig appears to be up. The World Surf League has officially restricted embedding of their many fine events but not to worry. We here, we Bitchy Crabs, are highly inventive and so, just like in years’ past, open a new tab (YouTube here) (World Surf League here) and comment with your true friends below on this first day of the Billabong Pro Pipeline (née Masters).
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I’d rather surf nude and get a wax in my japs eye induced urinary tract infection.
Jordy righted his wrongs
…crack or meth?
fuck that what a day of surf & couch jockeying, tks for sharing lads…
Only if the blue collar is Armani
Niners 34, Rams 17.
*Hello peasants!!!!!
JJF and Robbo set for a Ro16 match-up
Non descript tract warehouse
G force
pun flown over their heads
does whoop capture g’s?
So a full day in amazing waves for what? To eliminate 4 surfers, or is it 8? Not knowing or having this discussed is testament to how fucked they present this sport.
4. Only 4. It’s pathetic.
Why bother? They have to figure out how to run this shit quicker and in better conditions.
nah me want much more of that…
but you got to watch jaddy and deivideidivid surf twice though
Fucks sake.
What are the chances of the Wozzle actually reading this and gauging a read on their product?
Zero. Their heads so far up their arse they can only smell their own bullshit.
They call the ceo Elo the Ostrich, I hear.
shouldve halved the field today
You guys get a 10 for Whiny old white bitches
Only 10 scored all day in r1 and r2.
unlike you Mr Positive.
I’ve never been tested
Imagine getting the whole comp done in a day! Is that not the ideal in those conditions?
what about for more days of that eye candy…
ill be very happy to watch thirty one more heats worth of what developed today on me telly thank you very much wsl…
let alone the wimin shit fest… #luana
wasted day. good call donsnuts
It’s actually a real shame. Hopefully the waiting period shows us enough for us to forget this unfortunate fact.
Its a historical mistake that they never learn from. What other sport has a losers round?
All inclusive. Everyone gets a participation award. No wonder at the influx of VAL’s.
almost everyone in olympics its called repechage fool…
good way to end the day – the silent treatment
fuck how more flawed could be dvd/jaddys priority game on that last exchange dumb, stupid cunts…
Jaddy is still learning the ropes….
said Mr Lopez half way through his interview.
How does Jadson lose that heat of all heats?
because he never makes a wave
He should wipe the floor with those two duds.
Well I was rooting for Munoz but I’m not feeling that great about it
805 post show as in 8.05 would’ve combo’ed the last heat
So underwhelming.. a 3.4 buzzer beater. Props to Cote for getting all giddy for that after the showreel from earlier.
“Unfortunately we lose Jadson Andre.” Says no one, ever.
His Favela just lost its chance of a community swimming pool
says a nation… #gojaddy
Costa Rican dude does not belong.