Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Billabong Pro Pipeline!

Professional surfing is back!

Well, the jig appears to be up. The World Surf League has officially restricted embedding of their many fine events but not to worry. We here, we Bitchy Crabs, are highly inventive and so, just like in years’ past, open a new tab (YouTube here) (World Surf League here) and comment with your true friends below on this first day of the Billabong Pro Pipeline (née Masters).

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Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

I’d rather surf nude and get a wax in my japs eye induced urinary tract infection.

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

Jordy righted his wrongs

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

…crack or meth?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

fuck that what a day of surf & couch jockeying, tks for sharing lads…

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Only if the blue collar is Armani

c4
c4
4 years ago

Niners 34, Rams 17.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

*Hello peasants!!!!!

Rick
Rick
4 years ago

JJF and Robbo set for a Ro16 match-up

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Non descript tract warehouse

mike m
mike m
4 years ago

G force

David
David
4 years ago
Reply to  mike m

pun flown over their heads

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
4 years ago
Reply to  mike m

does whoop capture g’s?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago

So a full day in amazing waves for what? To eliminate 4 surfers, or is it 8? Not knowing or having this discussed is testament to how fucked they present this sport.

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

4. Only 4. It’s pathetic.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

Why bother? They have to figure out how to run this shit quicker and in better conditions.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

nah me want much more of that…

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

but you got to watch jaddy and deivideidivid surf twice though

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  HandJamTurpel

Fucks sake.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

What are the chances of the Wozzle actually reading this and gauging a read on their product?

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Zero. Their heads so far up their arse they can only smell their own bullshit.
They call the ceo Elo the Ostrich, I hear.

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

shouldve halved the field today

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

You guys get a 10 for Whiny old white bitches

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Only 10 scored all day in r1 and r2.

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

unlike you Mr Positive.

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I’ve never been tested

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Imagine getting the whole comp done in a day! Is that not the ideal in those conditions?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

what about for more days of that eye candy…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

ill be very happy to watch thirty one more heats worth of what developed today on me telly thank you very much wsl…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

let alone the wimin shit fest… #luana

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

wasted day. good call donsnuts

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

It’s actually a real shame. Hopefully the waiting period shows us enough for us to forget this unfortunate fact.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Its a historical mistake that they never learn from. What other sport has a losers round?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

All inclusive. Everyone gets a participation award. No wonder at the influx of VAL’s.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

almost everyone in olympics its called repechage fool…

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

good way to end the day – the silent treatment

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

fuck how more flawed could be dvd/jaddys priority game on that last exchange dumb, stupid cunts…

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Jaddy is still learning the ropes….

Gelato Pickle
Gelato Pickle
4 years ago

said Mr Lopez half way through his interview.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

How does Jadson lose that heat of all heats?

HandJamTurpel
HandJamTurpel
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

because he never makes a wave

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  HandJamTurpel

He should wipe the floor with those two duds.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

Well I was rooting for Munoz but I’m not feeling that great about it

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

805 post show as in 8.05 would’ve combo’ed the last heat

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago

So underwhelming.. a 3.4 buzzer beater. Props to Cote for getting all giddy for that after the showreel from earlier.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

“Unfortunately we lose Jadson Andre.” Says no one, ever.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

His Favela just lost its chance of a community swimming pool

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

says a nation… #gojaddy

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Costa Rican dude does not belong.


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