Bustin' down the wardrobe door.
The new year is here, though young, and how is it going so far for you? Many laughs and early betting wins? Empty barrels bereft of VAL on Christmas soft top? The joy but do you wish you were the world’s richest man, instead, enjoying the life of a divorcee on the island of St. Barth getting widely ridiculed for his choice of clothing at bacchanal with his new wife’s ex-husband?
The mainstream media lit up, overnight, as pictures of Jeff Bezos dressing in purported 1970s fashion were released.
Though I, as a surf journalist, saw only one thing staring back at me and it a glorious thing.
70’s era Wayne “Rabbit” Bartholomew.
Surfing champion, one-time owner of the game itself, legend.
Note the tight shirt, tighter pants, sunglasses and mouth lightly open.
Livin’ laughin’ lovin’ life.
Am I wrong?
Negroni delirious?
No.
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100% I still refer back to it in may ways in my work.
Mine too, I have his ‘Views’ book on the shelf in front of me here.
The Australian surf media as a collective prefer not to talk about it.
Same as Tom Carroll numerous injuries resulted from being speared in the back by a board due to his compulsive drop ins!
wow dope roaming comment section with this soundtrack, welcome to bring it everyday sauza…
nttawwt…
It’s really twisting the knife.
Deadset fuken lefty sadists
Are you sure it’s not pitbull?
Or with her own tits
I’m no epidemiologist but for the world’s richest man, that sure looks a cheap lady.
After a cursory inspection of Bezos’ tight trousers with a magnifying glass it’s not hard to see why he’s been overcompensating with his rocket…
We got a regular ole pecker checker over here
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manja-rôla, a brazzo would call…
Be kind, it’s not his fault he was the prettiest alter boy.
Fucking hell, talk about kicking a man while hes down.
Child rape jokes.. Top shelf
Question Neg’s in anyway…thats an “Ashtons Tears” badge coming your way
Will trade for one of chazs wife’s famous skin flute concertos.
Thanks Katz.
Ouch (no pun intended).
I was feeling OK today until I saw those pictures of Bugs above.
Was this story even necessary.
Is Bezos going to be added to the Zukenberg, Jona Hill, (irrelevant) line up now?
Schroff story at first glance
Since Fuckerberg bought Kai Lenny as his surf cred, who would Bozos get? Laird? Ben Gravy? Koa Rothman?
Bezos and Slater for sure, two bald men with a fondness for fake tits.
Beachgrits media team is available.
Gravy would be more up Chas’s ‘alley’…
Gravy is WAY too blue collar for Chas’ liking, maybe a low rate “surf model” is more of Chas’ speed… either Koa would do.
That’s why Chas would need Gravy, incase his wife/boss needed him to hang some drywall etc.
P.S.
Both of the Koa’s would be keen to get up Dezza’s (back) ‘alley’ by the looks of them though…
The metaverse looks like shite.
It’ll be the only way I’ll be able to party with Jeff.
or a real rack.
Those things are dangerous as he could knock her out if he is hitting it hard enough from behind!
Bugs are drad.
But she is the dirty sanchez so she has that going for her!
Talking about rich cunts, my favorite scene from Don’t Look Up is when the red headed chick gives a rant about how rich cunts don’t give a fuck about “us people”. I mean, it must be pretty sick to be a rich cunt and have a line like that in a movie. It’s like, hey, I’m talking about myself here, I’m rich and I don’t give a fuck about you.
That was a fun movie
Sick photos of ol Wayne, though I much prefer those from a recent WSL photoshoot of the wascally Wabbit engaged in his everyday doings consisting of regaling nobody with stories of his time growing up in the court of Edward II and perpetually looking for the Carmex to apply to his permanently chapped lips… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
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Stills from the booth !
Nice.
The Carmex World Cup of Smurfing.
…til he was blue in the face.