In ominous beginning to 2022, Los Angeles beaches close after 4 million gallons of untreated sewage escape into ocean!

"You come all this way and you don’t get to play in the sand or the ocean? That doesn’t seem fair. We were so looking forward to this change in scenery, but like everywhere, there’s catastrophe.”

I am now in Florence, having rung in the new year just hours ago in a quaint piazza, many carabinieri milling about. I asked one where the party was going to be after finishing my meal of linguini all’astice and Negroni. He responded, “Nowhere. There is no party. Go home and go to sleep,” though laughing. Whilst walking back to the 19th century hotel on the banks of the Arno, I realized they were actively breaking groups of people up, Covid etc., but this being Italy, the party happened anyway.

Back in Los Angeles, a different sort of party was taking place on the banks of the Pacific as 4 million gallons of untreated sewage escaped from a 48-inch wide pipe, fleeing into the Dominguez Channel then losing itself in the ocean.

Beaches all over the county were immediately shuttered as water safety inspection teams raced in to assess the damage.

This is the second major sewage spill in the region in the last six months after 17 gallons of sewage spewed into Santa Monica Bay this July. Officials say “climate change creates perfect storm of raw sewage and rainfall in the cities that can least afford it” but the sentiment does nothing to salve the wounds of tourists.

Sandi Williams, who traveled to Southern California from suburban Massachusetts for the holidays, told the Los Angeles Times, “You come all this way and you don’t get to play in the sand or the ocean? That doesn’t seem fair. We were so looking forward to this change in scenery, but like everywhere, there’s catastrophe.”

There’s no catastrophe in Florence. Things very wonderful and Ms. Williams should think about just coming here.

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Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
4 years ago

Sherlock

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Weird. Totally dry here on Kona side of BI. We got bombarded a week or so ago… thunder, lightning, and around 6″ of rain.
Stay safe.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Is ‘17 gallons of sewage’ a potential new conversion for a single VAL unit?

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago

Wansnt Kelly in Florence back in the day?

K0o_o0K
K0o_o0K
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

gold

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
4 years ago

I really hope Derek is actively recruiting a replacement

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

I think they’re going to put Ben Marcus on the sewage beat.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

Downvote for “it’s funny because it’s true”

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

It’s the sensible thing to do. He excels at sewage.

drSurfGood
drSurfGood
4 years ago

I love when you can predict the main headline on beach grit before it loads on the computer. This site is more predictable than a point break

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Poor Sandi. Nobody told her that there are beaches outside of Los Angeles and with her Alamo rental car she can have all the sand and water she likes.

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
4 years ago

Once is a mistake, twice is a sign there’s something fucked up at the sewage board. What’s stopping a third from happening?

velobwoy
velobwoy
4 years ago
Reply to  Billy Hunt

Harsh, dude. Didn’t you hear the authority say that it’s climate change’s fault?

Jeff Knox
Jeff Knox
4 years ago

I feel SOOOO sorry for these people suffering what isn’t even a drop in the bucket of the many year’s long constant onslought of sewage from the Tijuana River that closes South San Diego Beaches for much of the year. I guess people in LA have more clout or are more important than we are in Imperial Beach. Being ignored for all these years just proves the old adage, “Out of sight, out of mind”. Tough shit.
http://www.sdbeachinfo.com/# https://sccoos.org/stormwat…

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Jeff Knox

Bummer, if comes from Mexico what can be done about it? Just the name of it is making me feel sick.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago
Reply to  Jeff Knox

Hopefully the threat of shitty water keeps most of the soft top learners further north. That’s at least one benefit.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Rubbing the prole’s noses in their own shit whilst dining like a Count in Italy, how very noble of you!

c4
c4
4 years ago

I’ll pass on the guido homeland and horsemeat pizza. Are the discos pretty sick?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

STFU

J H
J H
4 years ago

Trattoria Anita.

You won’t be disappointed.

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
4 years ago

So who else’s neighborhood turns into a combat zone on new year’s eve? This year I distinctly heard small arms fire and some very ominous far-off booms that I’ve never heard before, noice.

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Mine too brother. Kinda fucked.

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Yep. I could distinguish 22 caliber and a 9mm(17 shots in rapid succession…Glock?) three doors down. Lame.

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

You guys live in Compton?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

That’s a shit story

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
4 years ago

Does that sewage have COVID

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
4 years ago
Reply to  Dead Beat

You’d have to ask the climate change who created it

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Alaska next time I go…

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
4 years ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

I asked but all I got was alot of hot air

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Dead Beat

That and I’ll bet about fifty percent of it came from Jonah Hill’s house the other half from the Kardashians doing their New Years kale body cleanse. Chas is off his game today.

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

Chas was at that party, he’s in with elites

c4
c4
4 years ago
Reply to  Dead Beat

Haha poor Chas, welll known adjacent.

Dead Beat
Dead Beat
4 years ago
Reply to  c4

He’s ready to buy a house in Malibu


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