Australian actor-surfer Simon Baker shucks $17 million Sydney mansion for three-mill “humble fibro beach shack” at surf mecca Lennox Head!

Hollywood star roughs it in the country after wild city life… 

The star of multi-season cable hit The Mentalist and director-headliner of retro-surf movie Breath, Simon Baker, has shucked his seventeen-mill mansion in Sydney for a cement block and timber beach shack a few hundred metres from Lennox Point. 

Baker, who is fifty-two, bought the two-bedder at 23 Dress Circle Drive, Lennox Head, for almost three-mill last year following the breakup of his marriage and the subsequent sale of couple’s Bronte house for seventeen-mill; a place they bought in 2015 for six-and-a-half mill. 

His Lennox joint, a sleepy eyed derelict, is one of the last remaining original houses in Dress Circle Drive, the modest holiday homes having long given way to the bulldozer’s blade and man’s urgent need for compounds and monoliths. 

“This is the ideal site to make a terrific new statement,” advises the selling agent. “It stands on an elevated 505sqm medium density allotment within strolling distance to the beach, cafes and all of Lennox’s amenities. This is a rare real estate offering that will bring fantastic rewards to those wishing to upgrade, knockdown/rebuild or develop the site and capitalise on such a tightly held setting.”

Surprisingly deft on a surfboard, Baker grew up in Lennox before treading the boards in Sydney, Los Angeles etc.

“You can’t deny the power of this landscape,” Baker told 60 Minutes while standing with reporter at Lennox Point. “It’s got this intensity and whether you like it or not it will have an impact on you.”

Be pretty cool, I think, if the actor keeps the joint as is, undies on the clothesline in the backyard, boards on the deck, various women hissing hotly as star and groupie both gallop for the finishing line while watching tranny porn on the ground floor chaise lounge.

 

 

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MaxNeoprene
MaxNeoprene
4 years ago

View of powerlines. Dumbass is 25 feet from success….AKA the other side of the street.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago

In between the concrete sheets, often, yes. But don’t disturb and fibres won’t hurt you!

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago

yeah problem is every time you want to change a light switch you need to call in the experts (expensive). I just wet a t shirt and wrap it around my mouth.

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
4 years ago

Thanks you sir

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

The actual house is very similar to my own modest abode, though I don’t even have a basement.
But I would’ve hoped someone had the sense to buy up a few of them, and knock the neighbours down to have decent sized yard and garden, an actual ‘compound’.
Fuck living in an expensive house so close to ya neighbours that ya can hear them flush the toilet…

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
4 years ago

Jeez, Australian real estate is as bad as Hawaii’s

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Thank you for the correction.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Black mold on the front deck. That place will be bulldozed in no time.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Not before scraping it off and reselling as ‘artisan / single estate Stachybotrys chartarum‘

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
4 years ago

That shack will be gone before Easter.

Compounds is correct.

will be a giant wank pad for Baker and Hemsworth to fcuk around in.

Anyone who bought “surf” is now loaded.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
4 years ago

Ahh Lennox. Used to be the poor (smart) man’s Byron. Did he used to be Baker-Denny? Or that go in the divorce too.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Aside from the price, looks like a somewhat cool pad, unpretenticene and simple.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

I’m sure they will fuck it up and make some kind of McMansion

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Location location location.

Apeman
Apeman
4 years ago

The neighbours have gone full Putin and have no garden left. What’s the point living there without some nature?

Captain Wack
Captain Wack
4 years ago
Reply to  Apeman

The neighbours are pretenshious

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Possibly sucked a lot of producers dicks, hence Derek’s interest…

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

They can watch tranny porn together

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

God, you’re so…binary.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

I went there every year between 1985 and 1990, and each year you’d notice it getting built up but was still a nice little town.
Now it just looks like another shitty wannabe California suburb.
What a bummer.

P.S.
And it’s obviously full of fuckwits, the type with more dollars than sense, who’d wanna live in such a hemmed-in crappy dump in the first place.
Even more of a bummer…

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

If I knew how to insert a song it would be Talking Heads – The Big Country

Otto
Otto
4 years ago

I’ve heard divorce can take The Weight off your shoulders.

https://youtu.be/d00rD19k938

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
4 years ago

Crack shack….

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

That’s more than sad. The point was so country.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Another place bites the dust

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago

What the hell is going on in the background?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Orange County

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Would def let him choke me in that garage. Just a bit.

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
4 years ago

Simons actually a pretty good bloke. See him regularly at the Bangalow pub sinking schooners with the old locals in the front bar.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Yeah, surfs good, too.

Connie
Connie
4 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

the hotel pub?


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