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Open Thread: Comment live as world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater takes the stage at the 94th Academy Awards to hand out nude gold plated doppelgänger to winning actor!
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Go luck at the next QAnon meeting.
Glad you’re on top of it.
Looks like Sean Penn is going to be smelting his Oscars– he said if Zelinsky did not appear on the show, live or on vid, that they were, literally, toast.
I like that.
We’ll see if he keeps his word.
That’show I react when I go to a bar and they tell me they only have craft beer
No black eye fo Chris yo.
If all the other stars form a line and take turns slapping Chris Rock (Flying High 2) this could get entertaining!
Not to be upstaged by Chris Rock, Kelly will be murdered on stage by Will Smith.
Black slaps matter!
Its been trending for a while now.
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Need a detailed run-down on Slater’s fashion ensemble. It probably deserves a separate article
Maybe it’s time to a movie with 12th title wannabe guy and Sam… George, of course.
You’ll all know that Sam wants warms that poor, ugly and sockeless feet under mattress…
Oh man
This will destabilize his goals, run, for the 12th title!!!
Maybe… he’ll be inoculated again by the virus of acting, lightning his competitive actors sense, leaving definitely the search for the holy 12th title in… in… in… whatever, for the pursuit of his first of twelve (wannabe of course), Oscars.
If there’s a guy who can do this, using his skills in the so-called Acts of Consequence, it’s him.
I haven’t watched in 20+ years.
My wife had it on and since the Rangers-Sabres was over by 7:30 I had no choice.
They should just call this the Hollywood Intersectional Olympics and call it a night.
I thought President Zelinsky of Ukraine was gonna have a taped video appearance—wouldn’t that be more interesting and relevant.
I would tune in for that.
His troops are currently shooting Russian POW’s in the knees so probably not the best time for him.
That’s not true, and it was supposed to be taped sometime prior to air time, in-between Russia dropping bombs on them.
Or maybe, let’s just ignore it like nothing is happening over there.
From what I’m reading it is true.
And the fact that Twitter is censoring videos means it probably true.
And in reality…I’d probably be kneecapping POW’s if they showed up in my neighborhood.
But that’s me.
Hard cunt
Nah…just vengeful.
Ok, shooting someone in the knee that is dropping bombs on theaters and civilians and occupied towns and killing innocent women and children.
I would be tempted to do more than shoot someone in the knee..
I don’t disagree but still technically a war crime.
Well time will tell, we already have proof of Putin’s war crimes, I think it’s called killing innocent civilians.
Killing civilians is called “War.”
You probably don’t want to hear my overall strategy on how to win a war.
Think more Dresden and Hiroshima as opposed to “smart” bombs and military targets.
Listen to yself
White wars matter
It takes special skills to be so dumb. Congrats, I guess.
Shooting/abusing POW’s hurt Zelensky’s street cred so yeah, I guess it was dumb.
My surfing idol!
Wesley Snipes looking like nosferatu
Which award is Slater gonna give?
Live action short film is my guess.
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He should give Timothy Chalamet an Outerknown shirt.
Fattest actor who surfs award
Oscaring for a friend…
I’ll watch it later
Sorry. I’m too busy to watch. Give’em hell.
Are we sure Kelly and Jada ain’t the same person?