Carnage!
A female dolphin found stranded on a Texan beach is dead after she was “pushed back to sea where beachgoers attempted to swim with and ride the sick animal.”
The Texas Marine Mammal Stranding Network reports the dolphin, a cute little six-footer, was found at Quintana Beach along the Gulf of Mexico there.
“(She) was further harassed by a crowd of people on the beach where she later died before rescuers could arrive on scene. This type of harassment causes undue stress to wild dolphins, is dangerous for the people who interact with them, and is illegal, punishable by fines and jail time if convicted.”

Meanwhile in Florida, NOAA Fisheries are looking for the killers of a bottlenose dolphin, an adult lactating female, found dead on Fort Myers Beach, seven miles of sugary white sand famous for its “dolphin eco-tours.”
A necropsy, non-human autopsy, revealed “the dolphin was impaled in the head with a spear-like object while alive.”
“Based on the shape, size and characteristics of the wound, it is suspected that the dolphin was impaled while in a begging position,” NOAA said in a statement. “Begging is not a natural behavior for dolphins and is frequently associated with illegal feeding.”
Probs worth noting that killing or torturing dolphins, mammals that are smart as hell as well as photogenic, in these parts can result in a fine of a hundred gees or a year in the pen.

Fought a narwhal and lost.
Not surprising at all. We all know Texas isn’t big on women’s rights.
Looks like Otto threw his white robe in his US built truck and is touring Southern beaches. Bexy, when do you join him?
It’s on!
Ready for the table
They ain’t gonna run Bells today are they ?
WSL milking the car park, right ?
The boycott is on.
Hahahar, I hope so coz that would be funny af.
But sadly I think it’s more fuckery from them.
Channel Bottom is sending them free to us all
Get hold of him before they run out
It took two days to get from Aussie to NZ
…stop press…
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before you get all teary keep in mind that dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.
I think that dolphin was listening to the WSL webcast, and a mixture of Kaipo and Shannon’s voice led it to that point
chicks pitch scrambling the whole sonar game of cetacea pop ’round vicco…
I’m really pleased by your last sentence/paragraph. All of the mammalian murder seemed so fun till you truly set the record straight with that finishing touch.
Just rednecks having fun! Of course driving big trucks on the beach is a popular pastime in both states.
Whats with the pivot towards dolphins? What next – killer manatees? Satanic seagulls?
They’re may have been some fenty inside it.
Check its pussy
What’s the Porpoise anymore?