Stranded dolphin dead after Texans “attempted to swim with and ride the sick animal”; In Florida, Dolphin begging for food “impaled in the head with a spear-like object while alive!”

Carnage!

A female dolphin found stranded on a Texan beach is dead after she was “pushed back to sea where beachgoers attempted to swim with and ride the sick animal.”

The Texas Marine Mammal Stranding Network reports the dolphin, a cute little six-footer, was found at Quintana Beach along the Gulf of Mexico there.

“(She) was further harassed by a crowd of people on the beach where she later died before rescuers could arrive on scene. This type of harassment causes undue stress to wild dolphins, is dangerous for the people who interact with them, and is illegal, punishable by fines and jail time if convicted.” 

Meanwhile in Florida, NOAA Fisheries are looking for the killers of a bottlenose dolphin, an adult lactating female, found dead on Fort Myers Beach, seven miles of sugary white sand famous for its “dolphin eco-tours.” 

A necropsy, non-human autopsy, revealed “the dolphin was impaled in the head with a spear-like object while alive.”

Speared.

“Based on the shape, size and characteristics of the wound, it is suspected that the dolphin was impaled while in a begging position,” NOAA said in a statement. “Begging is not a natural behavior for dolphins and is frequently associated with illegal feeding.”

Probs worth noting that killing or torturing dolphins, mammals that are smart as hell as well as photogenic, in these parts can result in a fine of a hundred gees or a year in the pen. 

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Subantarctic Communist Sealion
Subantarctic Communist Sealion
4 years ago

Fought a narwhal and lost.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Not surprising at all. We all know Texas isn’t big on women’s rights.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

Looks like Otto threw his white robe in his US built truck and is touring Southern beaches. Bexy, when do you join him?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

It’s on!

Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago

Ready for the table

astro
astro
4 years ago

They ain’t gonna run Bells today are they ?
WSL milking the car park, right ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

The boycott is on.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Hahahar, I hope so coz that would be funny af.
But sadly I think it’s more fuckery from them.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Channel Bottom is sending them free to us all
Get hold of him before they run out
It took two days to get from Aussie to NZ

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

…stop press…

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Heysoos
Heysoos
4 years ago

before you get all teary keep in mind that dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago

I think that dolphin was listening to the WSL webcast, and a mixture of Kaipo and Shannon’s voice led it to that point

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

chicks pitch scrambling the whole sonar game of cetacea pop ’round vicco…

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

I’m really pleased by your last sentence/paragraph. All of the mammalian murder seemed so fun till you truly set the record straight with that finishing touch.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
4 years ago

Just rednecks having fun! Of course driving big trucks on the beach is a popular pastime in both states.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Whats with the pivot towards dolphins? What next – killer manatees? Satanic seagulls?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

They’re may have been some fenty inside it.
Check its pussy

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

What’s the Porpoise anymore?


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