"These awful cheap throwaway wetsuits are being massed produced and will be thrown away in no time."
A war of words has erupted in Britain following the Irish multi-billion dollar fast fashion retailer Primark’s decision to move into the wetsuit game.
The “explosive rant” appeared on the Newquay based Real Surfing Magazine’s Facebook page and was written in response to Primark’s range of keenly priced wetsuits, fifty US or thereabouts for a three mm steamer with flatlock stitching and a back zip.
JUST SAY NO!!
PRIMARK WETSUITS..
I tried to ignore this but I can’t.
These awful cheap throwaway wetsuits are being massed produced and will be thrown away in no time.
It’s very sad that companies such as this are tapping into surf culture.
It’s basically the same as the cheap crappy snappy bodyboards all over again isnt itThey look ill fitting and poorly made so wont keep you warm.
The problem is that you can see why people buy them because they are not willing to go out and buy a decent long lasting suit if they go in the sea once a year or get the kids them because they will grow out of them by the following summer.
A decent wetsuit can at least be passed on or handed into charities such as wave project to sell on and can last for years.
Same with surfboards, a decent well made board can last decades, cheap Chinese imports do not.
It’s so sad and is considered as high treason on the seas and the planet by the surfing community
Ikea selling handplanes and teaming up with w.s.l is bad enough but bloody primark!!
Decathlon, all these lot dont give a shit about surfing. An environmental disaster.
Primark, which is called Penneys in the Republic of Ireland and there it stays because of JC Penneys’ stranglehold on the US market, is built around the Zara and H&M model, fashion knocked straight off the catwalks, or beaches, and sold via their own chain of retail stores thereby doubling, effectively, the value of their produce.
Disposable furniture giant Ikea is the queen of dipping into surf, of course. Its most recent initiative, a collaboration with the WSL for a range of surf-themed furniture, announced only three weeks ago.
Buying a Primark wetsuit might be problematic (as they say) than you think, at least online.
Visit the “Surf & Swim Staples” page, click on “range of wetsuits, and you go to a page of bikinis and one-piece swimsuits.
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I wonder which Southern California wetsuit company is pumping these disposable diapers out of their factory in China.
It’s known as Primarni in England. The Real Surfing Magazine guy is a bit weird, makes incessant claims about being core yet mainly sells bodyboard fins and bad handshapes to VALs made by someone in Norfolk. No one from Newquay that surfs would go in there.
All these fluff posts just hide what we are all thinking…..
WHERE IS JP’S WRAP UP OF THE WOMEN’S HEATS YESTERDAY AT WAIST HIGH SNAPPER?
Wouldn’t have to ask Longtom…. dude was a pro’s pro.
Sacred privilige Jamie…. we know you have reverence for the sport and to take your place in the pantheon of surf journalists, you must type.
Oh, I forgot, Jamie is watching reality tv posing as pro surfing. Thoroughly occupied. Texting Negs juicy gossip and trading greek recipes with the soon to be wife. Erik’s vision of the sports future resonating in their hollow eyes.
Hollow Eyes, the name of my new emo band
we don’t do gigs yet, still rehearsing
You want lyrics?
since this morning, we’ve decided to go in a different direction, neo-folk, but yes,!
I wrote some lyrics for a punk band that converted my songs to blue grass.
Still getting over that.
shit. thoughts and prayers mon freré
I think your Wife has scared my Gal off from marrying with her tales of having to deal with a older grumpier Gentleman in his twilight years.
My wife is Greek, full…. I’m half Brittish.
It is funny though, most of my cousins are full G and NONE of them even dated Greek men. I asked and they said “no way is anyone treating me as poorly as my dad treated my mom”.
Truth is Negs, I’m just pissed about pink sunglasses. 🙂
Yeah hear you on that, my Gals worst nightmare is being with a Greek Guy. Her old man is so Old school Greek that she hasn’t told him she’s even seeing me even though it’s been 3 years.
Like most in my Country I am pure bred Mongrel.
English, German and Scottish. Mixed in some Irish, Spanish and Maori for my Kids.
Danny Kwoke
a conservative fugitve
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The homoerotica on BG leaves me in tears daily! LOL
BG is a veritable rainbow of opportunity.
Well played!
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Marvellous work CB. That’s it. I’m ordering stickers. What’s the email again?
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teh gooooooogly mailz.
Unfortunately I’m all out of WSL stickers. I’ll get some some more in at some point when I’ve saved-up. I can do a few Hurluley ones though if you’re interested!
You guys need to do a collab…Get to work Pauly Matty! World Surf Legume Beach Grit comment team hurluley decals…endless possibilities!
Seems they reached the highest possible price allowed on their webshop
Is there a Pro Cis gendered one too? Or only goofy?
I just picked up a project blank short arm steamer. It’s super comfy, warm for a 2mm and cost $200 on sale. So far so good.
I’ll give their 3/2 a run this winter and see how it goes.
I remember going into Primark in Oxford st London back in the day, that store is a fucking zoo, the customers treat it like shit. People would pick up handfuls of clothes and just throw them on the floor after looking at them
Been to that shop as well, remember seeing a team of paramedics hurrying in to revive a collapsed shopper. Rags everywhere. Mobs of shoplifters. It was mental.
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Needs more butt plugs and whips.
All the kids and wifes wetties are kmart
Theyre pretty fuken good
Mrs wears a steamer in summer.
Shes troppo
This looks like something that the Brooklyn Strangler would wear as he corrals errant popcorn.
Seems the gloves are not even separate – all you need now is a gas mask
and a spiked collar.
As seen in germany’s river waves and dark nightclubs
A top quality steamer in oz is $800 ish.
If cared for properly your lucky get 5 seasons out of it.
A cheap but quality steamer is $150 online, I usually get two to three seasons out it.
So the big question here is can you buy a decent kebab in Queensland or is the state still strictly no lebs allowed?
Most of us in Qld are too fucken stupid and close minded to appreciate the benefits of having lebbos and other races here. It’s fucked
Just buy one of the 900 dollar Marine layer x suits, heard they last forever.
Fuck you, Need Essentials!
+1 for need. In a 3/2. Warm as a my last 4/3.
Yeah, na, I’ve got one too and actually really like it.
Ha! YEAH NEED BEEYATCHES!!! I’m gonna wrap bubble wrap around me with packing tape!!!! That’ll show YOU!!!
At that price Chas n Dez (or at least Chas’s wife) could buy a pallet load and donate them to needy sponsorless pros and grumpy locals, at least as emergency backups.
P.S.
Perhaps they could approach Hurluley about custom designs for a co-lab…
Team Britain or Team Ireland? Well for once I’m with Team Britain on this. Penny’s (or Primark) stuff is garbage, but hopefully these suits are as low quality as the rest of their line, and all the weekend warriors coming down from Dublin, and Carlow and fucking Longford with their Penny’s wetsuits will find the water too cool in their ill fitting suit and give up forever on surfing. Anyways Lidl and Aldi have been selling shit suits for years at comparable prices!
Things are bad when people from Dublin want to start surfing.
I think there’s more to this story than it seams. Is there a full length version or do you just like to keep it short, John. I mean Derek.
Bad, very very bad
I admit it was a real steamer
Have pity
You sound like a surf ad!
There’s no such thing as a long lasting wetsuit. It’s unnatural. Unless you do not care about stretch and overall fit.
Also. Wouldn’t it be nice if hoardes of H2o illetrates descendend upon your local surfshop summertime to buy thousands of wetsuits. All that easy money! Off to spend the winter in bali! The outcome? An absolute shit landfill-fodder range of entry-level endemic big brand wetsuits, same as these.
It’s embarrassing this sort of woke knee-jerk greenwashing.
Hey povvo family doing a beach holiday to some freezing shithole because you can’t afford to go somewhere warm. Can you please spend more than the cost of your entire holiday on wetsuits to support the surfing industry? All this pompous shite has done is provide free publicity for Primark.
Plenty of 80’s wetties available at Vinnies and probably back in fashion a third time
Interesting that Primark have gone quite minimal with the styling as opposed to the usual bright colours and whacky logo you see on cheap wetsuits.
Black is cheaper that palmtrees and pineapples
Not sure if these muppets realise all the wetsuits are made by the same slave labour, and where do they think rubber comes from…
Rubber jungle on the Gold Coast makes it’s wetsuits on-site. Great wetsuits too at a comparable price.
I’ve had custom spring suit from them and it was perfect.
Half the goldy will vote 1 nation anyway so here is a Australian made wetsuit company https://www.rubberjungle.com/
Now watch them buy o/s to save a buck too save up for another southern cross tattoo
Couldn’t hear what you saying over the sound of warm it is there in Lennox.
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Is this a joke? Or are the Goldie ‘s finest paying the cost of a premium 4/3 for this abomination? What’s wrong with a pair of boardies and an old t-shirt.
I think they require wave runner drivers to wear those on the Goldie.